My Father is probably the most amazing person I have ever met. Truly a hard working, loving, dedicated parent. He just couldn't keep his d**k in his pants when I was a little kid. He would work doing construction during the week, and then he was a bartender on Friday and Saturday nights. I remember just about every Saturday morning, while eating cereal in my underwear watching morning cartoons, another bar skag would stumble out of my Father's room and out the door. We joke about it to this day.