Johnny Hammersticks

Her face looks quite busted in that 2nd Instagram photo. That said...yeah she would get it.

I’ve done peyote before. I don’t recommend it.

Cool. Just out of curiousity, why is the “crying face” your go-to emoji?

I’d pursue Humphries. I wonder what type of contract he’d command? Still young at 26...good slot WR.

Shrooms are the only hallucinogen I will do. Wish I could find some in winter time. Shrooms go really well with alcohol consumption. Happy feel good!

Conversely, I hate when I call someone, they don’t answer, and then want to text chat 2 minutes later.

Well, he was GM when the team made the playoffs. That was kind of a big deal. What’s your definition of a “competitive roster” Trolly McTrollenstein?

“High motor” is overrated. “Lunch pail guy” and “quick first step” are what you want to hear to describe pass rushers.

Personal attack. Reee-porrrrrr-tiddddd!!

Foo Fighters suck!!!!!!!!

Me too brotha. He was crucial to our tourney run last year. I’m certainly not rooting against him. Merely thinking about worst case scenario I guess.

He also needs to stop turning the damn ball over so much. I’d love to have Howard return to form, but right now he is a detriment to his team.

Immunizations cause marijuana use....which causes autism. I have strong empirical evidence based on minutes of research.

Meh. They’re both rotten little brats.

No.

Only homosexuals should be allowed to serve in the military.

You are a thread starting machine!!

Really though....what the hell were they thinking?! Retards.

Medicaid....and yes, large screen TV and all the luxuries. Brother in law is an even bigger POS. Able bodied individual who refuses to work full time. My father even offered him a job as a laborer doing construction earning $30 plus per hour and benefits, and he never even responded. SIL pregnant with their 3rd child presently. Uggh....

“F is For Family” is a great Netflix animated series starring the voice of Bill Burr. It’s like Family Guy on Steroids. Very funny show if you’re into that type of thing.

My two sisters in law....woah baby! Dirtbag extraordinaires!!!! Oh, the stories I could tell. I found out a few years ago that my wife had been paying for one of their cell phone bills ($150/month) for over a year without telling me. Was using her credit card. I put that thing to bed quickly. She is on welfare and food stamps, and yet they both have the newest iphones. Pisses me off. Other than that I work in public education. Have to interact with dirtbags every single freaking day.

No, not since I was a kid, but I wouldn’t be opposed. Especially sitting at home watching the game. I don’t think I’d wear them to a game though.

I spent 66 bucks at the bar tonight for food/drinks/tip. No biggie.

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Women shouldn’t be allowed to pee sitting down. If you want the right to vote, you can use a urinal like the rest of us.