generaLee83 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Jauron doesn't fukk kids. I still hate him like he does though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDVA Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick would never have assessed his team and then never have taken that bet of 1 dollar to win 200 dollars if the Bills beat the Vikings in the Superbowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron is not a sore loser. He's not a sore winner either. He doesn't gloat. Hell, he doesn't emote. Dick Jauron is a perfect HC for your kids Pop Warner team. He fills his players with self esteem. He will never yell at them, nor give them negative feedback. His assistants are all nice guys. Dick Jauron could probably organize a hell of a church picnic. Don't ask him to organize a fund raiser though. Everyone that participated in it would agree they had a wonderful time, and they enjoyed working for him. But when the results are tallied up they'd find they only reached 43.75% of their goal, just covered their expenses and the organization is thinking of moving their headquarters to a new and more lucrative location where the population will be more supportative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeagentqb Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron is not a mean person, personality wise and is fun to work for. He is not demanding nor over-emotional-wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smuvtalker Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron never tricked a bunch of innocent people into drinking, toxic, deadly kool-aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron did not assassinate Archduke Ferdinand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BuffaloBill Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick jauron has uh ..... uh .....uh ..... OK I give ..... uncle!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iinii Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dickie Boy never got caught beating off in front of a 60 year old's window in Florida. I respect the hell out of him for that. However, he also doesn't seem like he has ever stayed at a Holiday Inn Express before he takes the field as a head football coach either. I mean, is there another coach who presents himself as a bigger stiff than him? Maybe you are on to something, DJ and the team should stay at a Holiday Inn before games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron has never taken your mother out to a nice steak dinner and then not called her again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsCelticsAngelsBama Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFishfinder Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron will be manager of Applebee's in Buzzard's Butt, Wyoming this time next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 His quick glances at the scoreboard are second to none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stenbar Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I dont know whats worse..Ralph Wilson Hiring of Dick Jauron or the idiots who put the guy who Hired Jauron in the Hall Of Fame...What a freaking joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron does not approve this message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 His quick glances at the scoreboard are second to none. ... and he does it in perfect absent minded form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
please stop the pain Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 DJ has never exploited another team's weaknesses DJ has never caused an opposing team or coach to lose sleep DJ has not squandered a lead all preseason DJ's offense has never caused caused a referee to have any "repetative use injuries" (or expose embarassing anti-perspirant failure) signaling touchdowns DJ has taught me to be humble when asked what my favorite football team is DJ has never startled a kitten by moving suddenly (or caused a corpse to be jealous by his expressiveness) did ya ever get so happy and downright giddy that your wife became suspicious...not happening again this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron would make an excellent scarecrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron has never been thrown out of a bar for bringing in his own bottle of liquor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Dick Jauron is high quality accountable man who assumes full responsibility for his team. He falls on the sword for his players and coaches. And that is character not commonly seen. I like the guy and hopes he can motivate his suck-ass players to play above their talent level. I don't know if I should laugh or cry after reading this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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