stuckincincy Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Ok I assumed it was for a routine checkup. My father in law just got out of the hospital and they did one of these on him. He went in because he had diarrhea for several days before. He was dehydrated and had low potassium. They found nothing. He's out now but they are still not sure what the deal is with him. At least they didn't find anything in his colon. Again, good luck. Hope there is no problems. Here's a starting point. http://www.merck.com/mmhe/sec12/ch158/ch158b.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Pics please . We want to see a perfect ass hole . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steely Dan Posted August 20, 2009 Author Share Posted August 20, 2009 Pics please . We want to see a perfect ass hole . Laughing at your own jokes is sad, just sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 It's a picnic compared to a sigmoidoscopy, I can tell you that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 20, 2009 Author Share Posted August 20, 2009 Well I've started the Miralax cocktail and, excuse me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 20, 2009 Author Share Posted August 20, 2009 It doesn't taste too bad. I mixed it with, excuse me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 It doesn't taste too bad. I mixed it with, excuse me. I hope you have a pockebook handy. An Agatha Cristie or Dorothy Sayers mystery, perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 20, 2009 Author Share Posted August 20, 2009 sprite and it's really almost not tasteable. I think, excuse me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 been there. wait for the hershey squirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 You might wanna wait until you've expelled most of the air they pump you up with - people will look at you funny if you're in public when that happens. Voice of experience. Word. I haven't gotten one yet, but a friend said they asked him if he wanted something at the final clean out at the hospital- he said:Yeah, a Buffalo News. I can't sh-- without reading the paper." When they pumped him with the air, he told them he was the Michelin Man! Another friend that had a lower GI said that his dumps were heavy for days. Almost heard clinks when they hitthe bottom of the bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Laughing at your own jokes is sad, just sad. Particularly if they're not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 20, 2009 Author Share Posted August 20, 2009 in the future if I have to do this I'll mix it with sprite again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Let us know if they find your head. Absolutely classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Give us the gory details!!!! This seems to becoming below-the-belt medical procedure day. I hope I never have to have one, but who among us know for sure? They put one in before trauma surgery. One of the side effects of the pain meds they had me on for the broken leg was difficulty peeing. So finally my wife ,the former ER nurse, throws me under the bus and tells the nurse that I will never admit that I can't go on my own and they might as well cath me. That was the first time, then I had to endure it being taken out a few other times after surgeries when they forgot to take it out before I woke up! It's not as bad as you might imagine though....... it's actually much, much worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Let us know if they find your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Gotta get a colonoscopy tomorrow morning. I start prepping around 6pm. I've had one before so I know what to expect but if you haven't had one, and you eventually should, it's no picnic. I feel sorry for your proctologist. You're such a big a--hole that he's going to have to call NASA to launch a probe to land on Uranus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I'd rather have ten colonoscopies than have to endure a urinary catheterization again. yikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 I feel sorry for your proctologist. You're such a big a--hole that he's going to have to call NASA to launch a probe to land on Uranus I'm hurting enough already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I'm hurting enough already. Don't worry Steely, I'm sure that everything will be fine in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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