Jimmy Spagnola Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Hey yo Bills fans I am Jimmy Spagnola here and I need your help. I have to admit I am not a Bills fan but went more with the Jets growing up on the block I did. I am the attorney for the estate of a Bills fan who was my client before he fell into the ocean. He was rich and I am trying to liquidate his fortune quickly. This is where you come in. I am staying in his compound and there are a lot of security problems. This is my number one problem. There is also a gerbil that keeps sneaking up on me and biting my ankle. I will squash him like a bug when I get him so don't worry about that. I took my client on a deep sea fishing trip where he clumsily fell off the boat and now he is sleeping with the fishes. For me to get his money to the proper parties I need to get into a vault which has his computer that handles all that stuff. The vault has a password. I think you guys know the password because the clue I found says "Two Bills Drive Signature". This being Two Bills Drive I figure you guys know the password. Please tell me what it is. There might be something in it for you. A bit of advice for you. Don't hold out on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 i like this gimmick already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Eh-yo Jimmy Spags, nice mug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Hey yo Bills fans I am Jimmy Spagnola here and I need your help. I have to admit I am not a Bills fan but went more with the Jets growing up on the block I did. I am the attorney for the estate of a Bills fan who was my client before he fell into the ocean. He was rich and I am trying to liquidate his fortune quickly. This is where you come in. I am staying in his compound and there are a lot of security problems. This is my number one problem. There is also a gerbil that keeps sneaking up on me and biting my ankle. I will squash him like a bug when I get him so don't worry about that. I took my client on a deep sea fishing trip where he clumsily fell off the boat and now he is sleeping with the fishes. For me to get his money to the proper parties I need to get into a vault which has his computer that handles all that stuff. The vault has a password. I think you guys know the password because the clue I found says "Two Bills Drive Signature". This being Two Bills Drive I figure you guys know the password. Please tell me what it is. There might be something in it for you. A bit of advice for you. Don't hold out on me. How are you going to liquidate his estate? You got someone tied up there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 are you sure its a gerbil? Hey yo Bills fans I am Jimmy Spagnola here and I need your help. I have to admit I am not a Bills fan but went more with the Jets growing up on the block I did. I am the attorney for the estate of a Bills fan who was my client before he fell into the ocean. He was rich and I am trying to liquidate his fortune quickly. This is where you come in. I am staying in his compound and there are a lot of security problems. This is my number one problem. There is also a gerbil that keeps sneaking up on me and biting my ankle. I will squash him like a bug when I get him so don't worry about that. I took my client on a deep sea fishing trip where he clumsily fell off the boat and now he is sleeping with the fishes. For me to get his money to the proper parties I need to get into a vault which has his computer that handles all that stuff. The vault has a password. I think you guys know the password because the clue I found says "Two Bills Drive Signature". This being Two Bills Drive I figure you guys know the password. Please tell me what it is. There might be something in it for you. A bit of advice for you. Don't hold out on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 are you sure its a gerbil? I think he knows exactly where the gerbil is... ...or maybe Richard Gere can show him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Hey yo Bills fans I am Jimmy Spagnola here and I need your help. I have to admit I am not a Bills fan but went more with the Jets growing up on the block I did. I am the attorney for the estate of a Bills fan who was my client before he fell into the ocean. He was rich and I am trying to liquidate his fortune quickly. This is where you come in. I am staying in his compound and there are a lot of security problems. This is my number one problem. There is also a gerbil that keeps sneaking up on me and biting my ankle. I will squash him like a bug when I get him so don't worry about that. I took my client on a deep sea fishing trip where he clumsily fell off the boat and now he is sleeping with the fishes. For me to get his money to the proper parties I need to get into a vault which has his computer that handles all that stuff. The vault has a password. I think you guys know the password because the clue I found says "Two Bills Drive Signature". This being Two Bills Drive I figure you guys know the password. Please tell me what it is. There might be something in it for you. A bit of advice for you. Don't hold out on me. Dude don't come here and threaten us, we will mess you up. Got it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Dude don't come here and threaten us, we will mess you up. Got it? Nice knowing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 try belinda or redass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Nice knowing you. Jimmy looks like a bit of a homo, I'm not worried. (and I have the password) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted July 28, 2009 Author Share Posted July 28, 2009 How are you going to liquidate his estate? You got someone tied up there? Is that supposed to be some kind of joke that's over my head or something? I know how to get things liquidated if you understand me so try not to be cute okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkAF43 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Is that supposed to be some kind of joke that's over my head or something? I know how to get things liquidated if you understand me so try not to be cute okay? I have a feeling the only liquidating you do is with your hand while in your bedroom at night...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I have a feeling the only liquidating you do is with your hand while in your bedroom at night...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Try this: Daeh sevig sgaps ymmij Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lv-Bills Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I have a feeling the only liquidating you do is with your hand while in your bedroom at night...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Is that supposed to be some kind of joke that's over my head or something? I know how to get things liquidated if you understand me so try not to be cute okay? No joke it was just a estate planning thing went over your head. And by the looks of your photo that would be what, anything over 5'2"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I have a feeling the only liquidating you do is with your hand while in your bedroom at night...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Hey yo Bills fans I am Jimmy Spagnola here and I need your help. I have to admit I am not a Bills fan but went more with the Jets growing up on the block I did. I am the attorney for the estate of a Bills fan who was my client before he fell into the ocean. He was rich and I am trying to liquidate his fortune quickly. This is where you come in. I am staying in his compound and there are a lot of security problems. This is my number one problem. There is also a gerbil that keeps sneaking up on me and biting my ankle. I will squash him like a bug when I get him so don't worry about that. I took my client on a deep sea fishing trip where he clumsily fell off the boat and now he is sleeping with the fishes. For me to get his money to the proper parties I need to get into a vault which has his computer that handles all that stuff. The vault has a password. I think you guys know the password because the clue I found says "Two Bills Drive Signature". This being Two Bills Drive I figure you guys know the password. Please tell me what it is. There might be something in it for you. A bit of advice for you. Don't hold out on me. I used to work with a guy that had the same last name as you .... are you related? Then again looks like your family tree doesn't have any branches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted July 28, 2009 Author Share Posted July 28, 2009 Try this:Daeh sevig sgaps ymmij You might think I'm a dumb guy there Mr. wiseguy. But I got a feeling I know who you are. Are you the little worm that used to be the bosses assistant before he met his untimely fate? Would that be you? I think this because I decoded your little message and it called me Spags. Only a few people know about that name. I did not take too kindly to the rest of your message so please do not let me see you around here no more. Before you go tell me why there are packets of silica gel like everywhere. Will that help me get into this vault? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 You might think I'm a dumb guy there Mr. wiseguy. But I got a feeling I know who you are. Are you the little worm that used to be the bosses assistant before he met his untimely fate? Would that be you? I think this because I decoded your little message and it called me Spags. Only a few people know about that name. I did not take too kindly to the rest of your message so please do not let me see you around here no more. Before you go tell me why there are packets of silica gel like everywhere. Will that help me get into this vault? Try dratasiznoyarc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 You might think I'm a dumb guy there Mr. wiseguy. But I got a feeling I know who you are. Are you the little worm that used to be the bosses assistant before he met his untimely fate? Would that be you? I think this because I decoded your little message and it called me Spags. Only a few people know about that name. I did not take too kindly to the rest of your message so please do not let me see you around here no more. Before you go tell me why there are packets of silica gel like everywhere. Will that help me get into this vault? Yeah, I'ma gonna help you? Afte you calls me a little worm? Try greasing the skids a little bit Spags & you may get what yous lookin for, know what I mean? Or we could do this the hard way, your choice Spags. And do me a favor, K? Tell your momma I'm gonna be a little late tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Try dratasiznoyarc or kcithcs wen a teg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 You might think I'm a dumb guy there Mr. wiseguy. But I got a feeling I know who you are. Are you the little worm that used to be the bosses assistant before he met his untimely fate? Would that be you? I think this because I decoded your little message and it called me Spags. Only a few people know about that name. I did not take too kindly to the rest of your message so please do not let me see you around here no more. Before you go tell me why there are packets of silica gel like everywhere. Will that help me get into this vault? Hey, MEAT. I got the fricken code, you wanna talk $$$$$$? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Hey, MEAT. I got the fricken code, you wanna talk $$$$$$? I'm telling you right now Guido has no access to that money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I'm telling you right now Guido has no access to that money. How do you know this? ( I won't tell anyone) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Hey Joey Spagnino, feed some of that silica to the gerbil. He won't bother you no more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 How do you know this? ( I won't tell anyone) Is there even a body yet let alone a death cert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Is there even a body yet let alone a death cert? I don't think Jimmy is going to be doing this through the "proper channels" if you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I don't think Jimmy is going to be doing this through the "proper channels" if you know what I mean. So what's in the vault? Cash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 So what's in the vault? Cash? Yes some, but a computer with access to accounts with the ability to transfer funds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Yes some, but a computer with access to accounts with the ability to transfer funds. How do you know this? What scam are you two trying to pull? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted July 28, 2009 Author Share Posted July 28, 2009 How do you know this? What scam are you two trying to pull? I seen the computer myself one time. And don't worry none about "thebug". He's's just going off what I said. I'll deal with the computer if you give me the "Two Bills Drive" signauture there Mr. Finance. I suggest you tell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted July 28, 2009 Author Share Posted July 28, 2009 Yeah, I'ma gonna help you? Afte you calls me a little worm? Try greasing the skids a little bit Spags & you may get what yous lookin for, know what I mean? Or we could do this the hard way, your choice Spags. And do me a favor, K? Tell your momma I'm gonna be a little late tonight. I notice you don't say any of that stuff to my face. I also notice that Ginny told me that someone stole all of her Werther's Originals. I also notice that all your suitcases are myteriously disappeared. I also think that Ginny broad was accusing me of taking her Werther's originals which was a big mistake on her part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkAF43 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I seen the computer myself one time. And don't worry none about "thebug". He's's just going off what I said. I'll deal with the computer if you give me the "Two Bills Drive" signauture there Mr. Finance. I suggest you tell me. Man, i bet you feel dumb..... everyone here has the "two bills drive " signature, it's all a conspiracy to keep it from you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted July 28, 2009 Author Share Posted July 28, 2009 Man, i bet you feel dumb..... everyone here has the "two bills drive " signature, it's all a conspiracy to keep it from you I don't think I'm gonna be the one that feels dumb if I run into any of you guys some night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I seen the computer myself one time. And don't worry none about "thebug". He's's just going off what I said. I'll deal with the computer if you give me the "Two Bills Drive" signauture there Mr. Finance. I suggest you tell me. Why won't you deal with me? I can get you in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted July 28, 2009 Author Share Posted July 28, 2009 Why won't you deal with me? I can get you in. Look bug. I already said there might be something in it for you if you give me the password. I also said do not hold out on me. Did you somehow fail to understand this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkAF43 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I don't think I'm gonna be the one that feels dumb if I run into any of you guys some night. wait, are you going to try and "liquidate" us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Look bug. I already said there might be something in it for you if you give me the password. I also said do not hold out on me. Did you somehow fail to understand this? Yah and if you were smart enough to read my earlier post, I said I had it and let's talk money. What's it worth to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted July 28, 2009 Author Share Posted July 28, 2009 Yah and if you were smart enough to read my earlier post, I said I had it and let's talk money. What's it worth to you? This lack of password giving falls under the category of "do not hold out on me". Do you not trust me or something? I do what I say if it is good. I do what I say if it ain't so good. Get it? I tried all the passwords people gave in the thread except Wormboy's. None of them worked. Don't give me the wrong password in a guess to get money. If you know it you know it if you don't you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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