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The label tells me so.

Its gonna sound like Im being facetious, but Im not... I think this statement contains everything we need to know about the human condition. Philosophers, psychologists, sociologists, holy men and women, poets, politicians and intellectuals can all put down what theyre doing and just consider the implications of this little blue strip on beer bottles.

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It’s gonna sound like I’m being facetious, but I’m not... I think this statement contains everything we need to know about the human condition. Philosophers, psychologists, sociologists, holy men and women, poets, politicians and intellectuals can all put down what they’re doing and just consider the implications of this little blue strip on beer bottles.

 

 

It's kinda like a mood ring for a bottle. Wouldn't it be just dadny if they could develop one of these things for the GF / Wifey? Honey, your label says you are happy ... oops now it says you are bitchy ... gotta run as the label says you are mad ... of course with my wife these changes can occur in nanoseconds so that label had better be quick.

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It's kinda like a mood ring for a bottle. Wouldn't it be just dadny if they could develop one of these things for the GF / Wifey? Honey, your label says you are happy ... oops now it says you are bitchy ... gotta run as the label says you are mad ... of course with my wife these changes can occur in nanoseconds so that label had better be quick.

They should have one to tell you how to respond to whatever craziness is coming out of her mouth, like a teleprompter...

 

 

“Wow, that’s interesting”

 

“I’m sorry”

 

(just nod your head)

 

“I feel the same way”

 

“I can’t believe she disrespected you like that”

 

“Of course your sister can stay with us”

 

“Then what happened?”

 

“No, I don’t think you overreacted at all”

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They should have one to tell you how to respond to whatever craziness is coming out of her mouth, like a teleprompter...

 

 

“Wow, that’s interesting”

 

“I’m sorry”

 

(just nod your head)

 

“I feel the same way”

 

“I can’t believe she disrespected you like that”

 

“Of course your sister can stay with us”

 

“Then what happened?”

 

“No, I don’t think you overreacted at all”

Wow, I must be married to the bestest woman in the world.

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Wow, I must be married to the bestest woman in the world.

 

 

Yeah, that could be one too. But you wouldn't want to use it too much. Just every once in a while when you really need to bail yourself out.

 

 

You both missed the most important ones (in order of importance):

 

Yes dear, I'll be happy to do that for you (must be said while smiling)

 

You look like a waif in that dress

 

I love you very much

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If anyone sees two Charolais cattle headed down the railroad tracks to Charlotte or Raleigh, give me a hollar. I would suspect AJ took them for a lovers tryst...but the investigation is still on going.

 

Literally though, railroad company called and said I had two cows along the railroad...sure enough I am missing two and cannot find them!

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If anyone sees two Charolais cattle headed down the railroad tracks to Charlotte or Raleigh, give me a hollar. I would suspect AJ took them for a lovers tryst...but the investigation is still on going.

 

Literally though, railroad company called and said I had two cows along the railroad...sure enough I am missing two and cannot find them!

 

 

They are at my house enjoying cigars and scotch.

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If anyone sees two Charolais cattle headed down the railroad tracks to Charlotte or Raleigh, give me a hollar. I would suspect AJ took them for a lovers tryst...but the investigation is still on going.

 

Literally though, railroad company called and said I had two cows along the railroad...sure enough I am missing two and cannot find them!

So is that the new thing, free-range organic beef?

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They are at my house enjoying cigars and scotch.

next time, keep'm. [They were about a half mile away in a neighbors field just chilling beside the house - home now]

 

So is that the new thing, free-range organic beef?

I have thought it would be fun to just release a couple dozen pigs somewhere in a downtown area for fun. Grease them up, too.

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