RayFinkle Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I pulled it off. I am the greatest of all time! What do I win? It's a one year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Well all I can say is that I'm probably going to be a loser. And saying that compared to the competition leaves me no alternative: Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I win. Â next poster licks mechanical bull seats..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I win. next poster licks mechanical bull seats..... After this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Aren't you the same dude? Suicide isn't the answer to anything. Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be The pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see . . . That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please.  I try to find a way to make all our little joys relate Without that ever-present hate but now I know that it’s too late,  and . . .That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please.  The game of life is hard to play. I’m gonna lose it anyway.  The losing card I’ll someday lay so this is all I have to say.  That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please.  The only way to win is cheat and lay it down before I’m beat,  and to another give my seat for that’s the only painless feat.  That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please.  The sword of time will pierce our skins it doesn’t hurt when it begins  But as it works its way on in the pain grows stronger . . . watch it grin, but . . . That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please.  A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key 'Is it to be or not to be' and I replied 'oh why ask me?' That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please. And you can do the same thing if you choose.      I pulled it off. I am the greatest of all time! What do I win?  Really don't need to know that. TMI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 After this? Â Those are Thai trannies. Â I win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Those are Thai trannies. Â I win. Â You think they Thaied one on before doing that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrygnome Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Those are Thai trannies. Â I win. Â The one on top looks like the Saigon whore that bit my nose off. Â I'm declaring victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Why the sh-- would you want to? Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynchMob23 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 You think they Thaied one on before doing that? Yup, David Carradine told them not to thai em too tight...Whoops. Â Boosh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Yup, David Carradine told them not to thai em too tight...Whoops. Boosh!  Looking for my 5 minutes of "winning glory" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Looking for my 5 minutes of "winning glory" Â You had your hour and change..... Â It's over now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrygnome Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 My turn again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Â Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 Link  To which I retort: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3lR4t6sCtI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 To which I retort:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3lR4t6sCtI Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Did I win now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Did I win now? NO NO NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 NO NO NO Neither did you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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