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After we warm up before a game, I gotta take a dump. It's a huge benefit to release that gas you don't need. The facilities are beautiful. We're spoiled. If i get a good one, i know I'm gonna score two touchdowns.

 

- Leon Washington, Jets

 

 

 

It's obvious that because Ralph is so cheap, and refuses to modernize our facilities, our players cannot take the type of performance enhancing bowel movements that are required to win in the NFL.

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- Leon Washington, Jets

 

 

 

It's obvious that because Ralph is so cheap, and refuses to modernize our facilities, our players cannot take the type of performance enhancing bowl movements that are required to win in the NFL.

bowl movements are very underrated

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- Leon Washington, Jets

 

 

 

It's obvious that because Ralph is so cheap, and refuses to modernize our facilities, our players cannot take the type of performance enhancing bowel movements that are required to win in the NFL.

 

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"Clearly we had some problems on the crapper today. We took a great dump on Friday. I thought Trent moved his bowels well."

 

and obviously anyone watching us getting our aZses burned on Sunday got a hemorroid.

Preparation G has failed, time for preparation......

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From ESPN the magazine

 

 

 

- Leon Washington, Jets

 

 

 

It's obvious that because Ralph is so cheap, and refuses to modernize our facilities, our players cannot take the type of performance enhancing bowel movements that are required to win in the NFL.

Two TDs per dump??

 

The "Turk" should just forget any of his useless "gameplans" and spike the gatorade with Miralax.

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