SKOOBY Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I had this passed to me through a BMW / Mercedes driving friend that said Ralph had a change since his beloved daughter had passed before him. Ralph no longer wants to burden his family with this huge future obligation and has realized through indirect professional tax pro's he is dropping the ball not planning this out ahead of time. He will still seek concessions on behalf of the new owners and make those concessions an important part of the deal for the team to go on in Buffalo. He plans on securing his legacy of what he has accomplished and may even make an announcement around his HOF time in Canton (TBD), with part of the speech decicated to his daughter's memory. I am not that creative to make this up and pretty much have given every detail I remember as it was explained to me. GO BILLS!! P.S. My BMW had a light come on today and is going to the shop tomorrow to get it fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 If true, hats off to Ralph. Your heart is in the right place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Day 10 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I wish I could believe you. I want to believe you. But I cant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhg Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Sorry to be skeptical, but how could your friend possibly have any knowledge of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACor58 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Sorry to be skeptical, but how could your friend possibly have any knowledge of this? Because he is a BMW / Mercedes friend. Aside from having small penises, those guys are typically "in the know". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderbread Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I had this passed to me through a BMW / Mercedes driving friend that said Ralph had a change since his beloved daughter had passed before him. Ralph no longer wants to burden his family with this huge future obligation and has realized through indirect professional tax pro's he is dropping the ball not planning this out ahead of time. He will still seek concessions on behalf of the new owners and make those concessions an important part of the deal for the team to go on in Buffalo. He plans on securing his legacy of what he has accomplished and may even make an announcement around his HOF time in Canton (TBD), with part of the speech decicated to his daughter's memory. I am not that creative to make this up and pretty much have given every detail I remember as it was explained to me. GO BILLS!! P.S. My BMW had a light come on today and is going to the shop tomorrow to get it fixed. Bulls^it. You don't own a BMW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talonz Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Oh brother :w00t: Skoob: Are you grounded or something ? If you keep making this crap up I'm going to call your mother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magox Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Because he is a BMW / Mercedes friend. Aside from having small penises, those guys are typically "in the know". no no no. Guys with small penises have porschas. So, I've been told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Aw Christ, here we go. Keep your arms and legs inside the car at all times. Make sure the safety bar is secure and in the locked position. Enjoy the ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 no no no. Guys with small penises have porschas. So, I've been told. What to make then of the old Porcupine/Porsche joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bflobarry Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Totally unfounded speculation; not worthy of the enthusiasm that this will generate. I'd like to believe this, but it has zero cred. Sorry dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 OMG! Are you just a poor example of an internet con job or simply 'deep inside'? The car thing. Lose it. Please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebandit27 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I had this passed to me through a BMW / Mercedes driving friend that said Ralph had a change since his beloved daughter had passed before him. Ralph no longer wants to burden his family with this huge future obligation and has realized through indirect professional tax pro's he is dropping the ball not planning this out ahead of time. He will still seek concessions on behalf of the new owners and make those concessions an important part of the deal for the team to go on in Buffalo. He plans on securing his legacy of what he has accomplished and may even make an announcement around his HOF time in Canton (TBD), with part of the speech decicated to his daughter's memory. I am not that creative to make this up and pretty much have given every detail I remember as it was explained to me. GO BILLS!! P.S. My BMW had a light come on today and is going to the shop tomorrow to get it fixed. Skoob, when was the last time one of your "sources" actually came up with something true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richNjoisy Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I had this passed to me through a BMW / Mercedes driving friend that said Ralph had a change since his beloved daughter had passed before him. Ralph no longer wants to burden his family with this huge future obligation and has realized through indirect professional tax pro's he is dropping the ball not planning this out ahead of time. He will still seek concessions on behalf of the new owners and make those concessions an important part of the deal for the team to go on in Buffalo. He plans on securing his legacy of what he has accomplished and may even make an announcement around his HOF time in Canton (TBD), with part of the speech decicated to his daughter's memory. I am not that creative to make this up and pretty much have given every detail I remember as it was explained to me. GO BILLS!! P.S. My BMW had a light come on today and is going to the shop tomorrow to get it fixed. I for one - even though I have been keeping track and your track record is ummmm "poor" - still appreciate the post (whether true or not). It certainly makes the sad death something easier to bear. I really feel sorry for Ralph -one should never outlive one's children. If Ralph does this as you describe it, I will be grateful to him for the rest of my life. Here's hoping your story is not only truly something your heard from a reliable source but it also true in its description of Ralph's intentions. Jim Kelly did state last year that, "Money is not the issue in keeping the Bills in Buffalo". I have always felt that if money is not the issue, then there is no issue. -RnJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 My BMW had a light come on today and is going to the shop tomorrow to get it fixed. You can replace the batteries yourself, you know... SKOOOOOBY's BMW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I for one - even though I have been keeping track and your track record is ummmm "poor" - still appreciate the post (whether true or not). It certainly makes the sad death something easier to bear. I really feel sorry for Ralph -one should never outlive one's children. If Ralph does this as you describe it, I will be grateful to him for the rest of my life. Here's hoping your story is not only truly something your heard from a reliable source but it also true in its description of Ralph's intentions. Jim Kelly did state last year that, "Money is not the issue in keeping the Bills in Buffalo". I have always felt that if money is not the issue, then there is no issue. -RnJ I hear ya, RnJ. The thought of this rips at my heart (for Ralph) and my stomach (for Stooooge). It would be wonderfully melancholy if it were to be true. I just can't believe anything from the poster. I think I could even believe crayonz before stoooogy.. Stoooogy, if it turns out this is BS, there's a place behind the woodshed you need to be introduced to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndyJay1234 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 you would think a guy with 2000 + posts of making sh-- up would eventually be right once.. I mean skooby.. Your consistency is something that many on this board can only hope to one day attain. I am for one amazed. A BMW buddy... wow.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOOBY Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 you would think a guy with 2000 + posts of making sh-- up would eventually be right once.. I mean skooby.. Your consistency is something that many on this board can only hope to one day attain. I am for one amazed. A BMW buddy... wow.. Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddaryl Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I wish this were true... but I'm doubting it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndyJay1234 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Classic. No this was classic.. "Word came in from BMW driving friends that our first pick is probably going to be a QB, if the one we want is available. We have no real backup and can groom a good one for when we're ready to win. T.O. was a marketing stunt to sell the seats that we're cancelled and the teams management is under no delusion of defeating many on our schedule or division this year. The AFC east is going to be the toughest place to play this year and after finishing last last year, that's where we'll stay. I expect to get crucified for bringing this to the table but then again I am the anti-Christ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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