WellDressed Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 You can't shoot a cop! Whoever said you was one ?! My final answer: Antonio Montana in Scarface. "I watch a lot of movies man, Umphry bogart, Zames Cagney" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 "I don't want yer life!" Varsity Blues What are you gonna do? We might have to amputate. Whoa, Doc! Don't take the leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg. Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete. Doctor, look! It's headed for his testicles. Take it! Take it! Take the leg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Scarface? "Fifty bucks never killed anybody" Bingo. How am I gonna get a scar like that eating puzzy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Varsity Blues What are you gonna do? We might have to amputate. Whoa, Doc! Don't take the leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg. Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete. Doctor, look! It's headed for his testicles. Take it! Take it! Take the leg! Evolution? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Evolution? Yep. Saw it again last night on one of the movie channels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsPride12 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 "Hey he's ok he's my buddy" "Who the hell are you?" "Who AM I?? I put the bathrooms in this place" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 "Hey he's ok he's my buddy" "Who the hell are you?" "Who AM I?? I put the bathrooms in this place" Easy Money!! Love that movie....Joe Pesci was friggin hysterical. "Scales? Never heard of him" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PushthePile Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 PushthePile's avatar? I got your name! I got your Azz! You will not laugh, You will not cry! I will teach you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 "I'll say. What do you use for a jockstrap, kid? A peanut shell and a rubber band? " "You know we'd better tie a board across his ass, or he's liable to fall in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 "I'll say. What do you use for a jockstrap, kid? A peanut shell and a rubber band? ""You know we'd better tie a board across his ass, or he's liable to fall in." Haha Porky's. "I thought a bond developed between us!" "No. Not really. You're scum. You did it for RATINGS. You don't give a sh-- about us or anybody else except yourself. And that's why nobody gives a sh-- about YOU. That's why "helicopters" were not "deployed". " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 "I thought a bond developed between us!" "No. Not really. You're scum. You did it for RATINGS. You don't give a sh-- about us or anybody else except yourself. And that's why nobody gives a sh-- about YOU." Wow, sounds like you won't have a second date with her. But I digress...back to movie quotes: "You know, pal, if I had a face like yours, I'd try and make up for it with some sort of personality." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 "I'm having a good day..A VERY GOOD DAY" I didn't lose!!! I didn't lose!! Thrs a fine line between winning and losing...the finish line Can't you people just watch the horses..do you have to bet on them?? All from one movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Wow, sounds like you won't have a second date with her. But I digress...back to movie quotes: "You know, pal, if I had a face like yours, I'd try and make up for it with some sort of personality." It sounds like TMNT, although I'm not sure which one it was from. "Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his d--- for drugs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 It sounds like TMNT, although I'm not sure which one it was from. "Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his d--- for drugs." Role Models, Coincidentally I just watched that movie yesterday. I thought it was absolutely hilarious. Even Sean William Scott was pretty good. Jane Lynch, who the quote comes from, is one of the funniest women in comedy today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 ####: We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? [Holds up prize] ####: Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. ####: Who said 'fu*k the machine'? ####: Fu*k the machine? Fu*k the machine? FU*K THE MACHINE! What is this, courtesy class? ####: ....!@#$ you, Dave. You know you got a big mouth. You make a close, this whole place stinks with your farts for a week - how much you just ingested. Oh, what a big man you are! "Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I'll show you how to chew it." Whoof! You're pal closes, and all that comes out of your mouth is bile. Ooh, how !@#$ed-up you are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 ####: We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? [Holds up prize] ####: Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. ####: Who said 'fu*k the machine'? ####: Fu*k the machine? Fu*k the machine? FU*K THE MACHINE! What is this, courtesy class? ####: ....!@#$ you, Dave. You know you got a big mouth. You make a close, this whole place stinks with your farts for a week - how much you just ingested. Oh, what a big man you are! "Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I'll show you how to chew it." Whoof! You're pal closes, and all that comes out of your mouth is bile. Ooh, how !@#$ed-up you are! GGGR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 GGGR. Nice! Coffee is for closers!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 ####: We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? [Holds up prize] ####: Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. ####: Who said 'fu*k the machine'? ####: Fu*k the machine? Fu*k the machine? FU*K THE MACHINE! What is this, courtesy class? ####: ....!@#$ you, Dave. You know you got a big mouth. You make a close, this whole place stinks with your farts for a week - how much you just ingested. Oh, what a big man you are! "Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I'll show you how to chew it." Whoof! You're pal closes, and all that comes out of your mouth is bile. Ooh, how !@#$ed-up you are! His crazy born again brother had a better all time movie quote, IMHO Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. And on this farm he shot some guys Bada boop bada bing bang...boom </followed by several explosions> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Haha Porky's. "I thought a bond developed between us!" "No. Not really. You're scum. You did it for RATINGS. You don't give a sh-- about us or anybody else except yourself. And that's why nobody gives a sh-- about YOU. That's why "helicopters" were not "deployed". " Natural Born Killers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 “I’m not a cabdriver. I’m a coffeepot.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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