HeadInTheClouds Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I hate the dolphins just as much as any other bills fan. However, I decided this was a jersey I just had to have. Not only is it a conversation starter, but i'm sure it will be good for quite a few laughs. I plan to wear it to the Detroit game and maybe a few other games. I'm sure some people will heckle me at first until I turn around and they see the name on the back. Check it out. My new Dolphins Jersey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucci Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Still a waste of money and Bills fans are not allowed to wear Dolphins gear, no exceptions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3 left feet Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Still a waste of money and Bills fans are not allowed to wear Dolphins gear, no exceptions! i agree...my bills tat would walk right off my forearm in protest if that aqua crap ever touched my body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeadInTheClouds Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 Still a waste of money and Bills fans are not allowed to wear Dolphins gear, no exceptions! So what about when I decide to wear my Miami U Kelly jersey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I hate the dolphins just as much as any other bills fan. However, I decided this was a jersey I just had to have. Not only is it a conversation starter, but i'm sure it will be good for quite a few laughs. I plan to wear it to the Detroit game and maybe a few other games. I'm sure some people will heckle me at first until I turn around and they see the name on the back. Check it out. My new Dolphins Jersey But Finkle IIIIIISSSS Einhorn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Is Evans really 5'9" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeadInTheClouds Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 Is Evans really 5'9" That pic on BB.com of them in the huddle, even with Hardy bent over he is still taller then Lee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 That pic on BB.com of them in the huddle, even with Hardy bent over he is still taller then Lee. And when Lee was bent over, he was still taller than Roscoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dog14787 Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I hate the dolphins just as much as any other bills fan. However, I decided this was a jersey I just had to have. Not only is it a conversation starter, but i'm sure it will be good for quite a few laughs. I plan to wear it to the Detroit game and maybe a few other games. I'm sure some people will heckle me at first until I turn around and they see the name on the back. Check it out. My new Dolphins Jersey So deep down where we won't go you dream about dolphins and even deeper you want to be close to the big Tuna because you love him , so ya, give us all your excuses, your Finkle reasoning, uh huh, we know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zona Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 color me stupid, but i dont get the Finkle reference. What did I miss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 color me stupid, but i dont get the Finkle reference. What did I miss? Ace Vantura, Ray Finkle, the kicker. Laces out Dan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 color me stupid, but i dont get the Finkle reference. What did I miss? Sorry, they're talking in riddles again. This is Finkle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I saw Ventura and didn't get the reference. It was really a slam on Norwood anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucci Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 So what about when I decide to wear my Miami U Kelly jersey? Is Miami U the Dolphins? Think they are the Hurricanes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Dumbest thread ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 I hate the dolphins just as much as any other bills fan. However, I decided this was a jersey I just had to have. Not only is it a conversation starter, but i'm sure it will be good for quite a few laughs. I plan to wear it to the Detroit game and maybe a few other games. I'm sure some people will heckle me at first until I turn around and they see the name on the back. Check it out. My new Dolphins Jersey Um. Let's hope that some drunk-and-disorderly Bills fans don't see the aqua shirt, completely ignore the name on the back, and stuff you headfirst into a porta-potty ... Dumbest thread ever. Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Um. Let's hope that some drunk-and-disorderly Bills fans don't see the aqua shirt, completely ignore the name on the back, and stuff you headfirst into a porta-potty ... Well played. My money is on the porta potty thing... Good luck to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 I hate the dolphins just as much as any other bills fan. However, I decided this was a jersey I just had to have. Not only is it a conversation starter, but i'm sure it will be good for quite a few laughs. I plan to wear it to the Detroit game and maybe a few other games. I'm sure some people will heckle me at first until I turn around and they see the name on the back. Check it out. My new Dolphins Jersey That is disgusting, and I expect more from a Bills fan. I hope after your forced dive into said porta-john, you realize, it is not a laughing matter to take shots at the Dolphins via referencing a movie that only insults the Bills last second loss to the Giants. You disgust me. I can't say it any nicer than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurlyBurly51 Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 That is disgusting, and I expect more from a Bills fan. I hope after your forced dive into said porta-john, you realize, it is not a laughing matter to take shots at the Dolphins via referencing a movie that only insults the Bills last second loss to the Giants. You disgust me. I can't say it any nicer than that. I've always said, any thread that starts out with the byline "but hear me out" never turns out well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 I hate the dolphins just as much as any other bills fan. However, I decided this was a jersey I just had to have. Not only is it a conversation starter, but i'm sure it will be good for quite a few laughs. I plan to wear it to the Detroit game and maybe a few other games. I'm sure some people will heckle me at first until I turn around and they see the name on the back. Check it out. My new Dolphins Jersey You should change your name Head in the clouds to My head is up my ass . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 while i can certainly appreciate your attempt at humor... no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIE HARD 1967 Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 I once attend a Dolphin game in Miami wearing a Dolphin jersey. ( It was painful but it was worth it later) I booed the dolphins every time they made a mistake, yelling" You guys stink!!!" The Dolphin fans in my area were not very happy with me at all.....and one said " WHY DON"T YOU JUST GO HOME DUDE" When the Game was nearly over I took off the Miami jersey, revealing my Bills Jersey and the Dolphin fans just laughed! Buffalo Spanked Miami by 20 points if I remember correctly. The Dolphin fans in the area realized they had been suckered. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devldog131 Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 No, how dare you... I would have to agree that my Bills tattoo would also charge right off of my skin at even the slightest thought of an aquamarine f@g-rag touching my skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dog14787 Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 I once attend a Dolphin game in Miami wearing a Dolphin jersey. ( It was painful but it was worth it later) I booed the dolphins every time they made a mistake, yelling" You guys stink!!!" The Dolphin fans in my area were not very happy with me at all.....and one said " WHY DON"T YOU JUST GO HOME DUDE" When the Game was nearly over I took off the Miami jersey, revealing my Bills Jersey and the Dolphin fans just laughed! Buffalo Spanked Miami by 20 points if I remember correctly. The Dolphin fans in the area realized they had been suckered. (lol) Sounds like a good way to get the heck beat out of ya , but I like it My bro and I have an on going bet with some friends of ours who are Fish fans, If they win when we meet head to head, my bro and I wear their Dolphins jersey for a day ( I know it sounds bad ), and if the Bills win they have to wear our Bills jersey's for a day. So to make a long story short, it turned into a contest of what nasty things you could do while wearing your opponents Jersey, you know, like rolling into doggie pooh by accident ( it was an accident, it was ) or stuff like changing the oil in your car, but , I forgot an oil pan to catch the oil, doggonit, I better try to catch as much as I can with my Dolphins Jersey. The only problem is over the last couple of years the Bills have been doing so well against the fish I'm running out of Bills Jerseys to wear because they are all tore up We may have to rethink this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 I hate the dolphins just as much as any other bills fan. However, I decided this was a jersey I just had to have. Not only is it a conversation starter, but i'm sure it will be good for quite a few laughs. I plan to wear it to the Detroit game and maybe a few other games. I'm sure some people will heckle me at first until I turn around and they see the name on the back. Check it out. My new Dolphins Jersey unlike the others on the board, I applaud you for this. I think it is a funny idea. I was thinking about getting a Ron Mexico jersey, but now that i live in the atlanta area, I won't be doing that. Another one worth doing is, getting a number 11 Redskins jersey with Falco on the back. Or a Cleveland Indians 99 that says Wild Thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 unlike the others on the board, I applaud you for this. I think it is a funny idea. I was thinking about getting a Ron Mexico jersey, but now that i live in the atlanta area, I won't be doing that. Another one worth doing is, getting a number 11 Redskins jersey with Falco on the back. Or a Cleveland Indians 99 that says Wild Thing. the league put a ban on the name Mexico going onto jerseys almost immediately after the news broke. not saying you still couldnt get one made but... if you want a fun shirt to wear around town, try this one http://www.adbtees.com/adb-vick.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 the league put a ban on the name Mexico going onto jerseys almost immediately after the news broke. not saying you still couldnt get one made but... if you want a fun shirt to wear around town, try this one http://www.adbtees.com/adb-vick.html nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 That is disgusting, and I expect more from a Bills fan. I hope after your forced dive into said porta-john, you realize, it is not a laughing matter to take shots at the Dolphins via referencing a movie that only insults the Bills last second loss to the Giants. You disgust me. I can't say it any nicer than that. Sounds like a good way to get the heck beat out of ya , but I like it My bro and I have an on going bet with some friends of ours who are Fish fans, If they win when we meet head to head, my bro and I wear their Dolphins jersey for a day ( I know it sounds bad ), and if the Bills win they have to wear our Bills jersey's for a day. So to make a long story short, it turned into a contest of what nasty things you could do while wearing your opponents Jersey, you know, like rolling into doggie pooh by accident ( it was an accident, it was ) or stuff like changing the oil in your car, but , I forgot an oil pan to catch the oil, doggonit, I better try to catch as much as I can with my Dolphins Jersey. The only problem is over the last couple of years the Bills have been doing so well against the fish I'm running out of Bills Jerseys to wear because they are all tore up We may have to rethink this Didya ever think about giving them the same jersey each time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dog14787 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Didya ever think about giving them the same jersey each time? Now thats the kind of game planning I'm talking about To bad its so long between games If I could just convince my girlfriend that stuff like rotten fish will rinse off in the rinse cycle and it doesn't hurt the washing machine I'm all good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Sounds like a good way to get the heck beat out of ya , but I like it My bro and I have an on going bet with some friends of ours who are Fish fans, If they win when we meet head to head, my bro and I wear their Dolphins jersey for a day ( I know it sounds bad ), and if the Bills win they have to wear our Bills jersey's for a day. So to make a long story short, it turned into a contest of what nasty things you could do while wearing your opponents Jersey, you know, like rolling into doggie pooh by accident ( it was an accident, it was ) or stuff like changing the oil in your car, but , I forgot an oil pan to catch the oil, doggonit, I better try to catch as much as I can with my Dolphins Jersey. The only problem is over the last couple of years the Bills have been doing so well against the fish I'm running out of Bills Jerseys to wear because they are all tore up We may have to rethink this When i was in college, 2 of my teachers did something sort of similar. One was a Montreal Canadians fan, the other a Toronto Maple Leafs Fan, and they had a bet that the loser between the 2 after each game had to wear the winners teams tie to class for the entire day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Commie Commie traitor to our country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 So what about when I decide to wear my Miami U Kelly jersey? It's U. Miami, Not Miami U. One is in Florida and one is in Ohio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIE HARD 1967 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Sounds like a good way to get the heck beat out of ya , but I like it My bro and I have an on going bet with some friends of ours who are Fish fans, If they win when we meet head to head, my bro and I wear their Dolphins jersey for a day ( I know it sounds bad ), and if the Bills win they have to wear our Bills jersey's for a day. So to make a long story short, it turned into a contest of what nasty things you could do while wearing your opponents Jersey, you know, like rolling into doggie pooh by accident ( it was an accident, it was ) or stuff like changing the oil in your car, but , I forgot an oil pan to catch the oil, doggonit, I better try to catch as much as I can with my Dolphins Jersey. The only problem is over the last couple of years the Bills have been doing so well against the fish I'm running out of Bills Jerseys to wear because they are all tore up We may have to rethink this I am telling you...the crowd thought it was hilarious......shocked me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenews Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Dumbest thread ever. Now I'm really confused??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 The only acceptable reason for anyone to buy a Dolphins jersey is to put it on a Scarecrow (and also if you wanted to burn the Scarecrow in effigy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 The only acceptable reason for anyone to buy a Dolphins jersey is to put it on a Scarecrow (and also if you wanted to burn the Scarecrow in effigy) Or you are in a public place, nowhere near a bathroom, and you need toilet paper for your arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Now I'm really confused??? :worthy: :worthy: The only acceptable reason for anyone to buy a Dolphins jersey is to put it on a Scarecrow (and also if you wanted to burn the Scarecrow in effigy) Why go all the way to Effigy. Why not burn it in his backyard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Anderson's Lunch Pail Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Payoff does not equal cost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRT88 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Only a traitor would ever buy a Dolphins jersey...period. Perhaps you should buy one withh A..hole written on the back instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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