R. Rich Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Listen Redneck, it was meant to be facetious, do you know what that means, Sorry I forgot the proper smiley face... I'm sure you know plenty of Eskimo jokes.. FOAD 77716[/snapback] Now you're doing exactly what I did. If it wasn't a joke, you appear to be quite hypocritical. If it was, then I find it amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Ya know what happens? Last week, we were all at each other's throats because we were 0-4 and generally pissed. I was just thinking to myself how peaceful the board is (minus BF in Indiana screaming about his damn Cards, by thats just fun stuff). Then we all come in here for some laughs, and people who have absolutly no sense of humor, nor any idea of the community of the board come in an ruin it. Good job. You ruined the fun. Congrats. By the way: I hate white people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Who's Poojer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Ya know what happens? Last week, we were all at each other's throats because we were 0-4 and generally pissed. I was just thinking to myself how peaceful the board is (minus BF in Indiana screaming about his damn Cards, by thats just fun stuff). Then we all come in here for some laughs, and people who have absolutly no sense of humor, nor any idea of the community of the board come in an ruin it. Good job. You ruined the fun. Congrats. By the way: I hate white people. 77729[/snapback] Why white people? Much easier to just hate everyone. Try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 You shouldn't hate, Steve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Who's Poojer? 77730[/snapback] I shouldn't hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 You shouldn't hate, Steve. 77733[/snapback] hahaha... beat me to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 10:1 he had to use spell check on the word 'facetious'. 77719[/snapback] While he may know what the word means, he obviously has little clue on punctuation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Me Clueless? You are showing your ignorance. I just found out RR is a black man. So that makes it OK? When I read what he posted it made me sick. I live in one of the most racially divided cities in America. It is in the news every day; The R word is always brought up on every political or legal issue. I don't spend my life on this board posting 1000's of times a month, and I don't know or don't want to know the personal backgrounds. I found RR post out of line whether he is black, blue, yellow, red or republican. I cannot believe that the post is still out there. Just my thoughts... 77706[/snapback] Maybe you should consider moving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Let's just make sure everyone is offended... Q: What does the BILLS stand for in Buffalo Bills. A: Boy I Love Losing Superbowls And no, I'm not a racist. I hate everybody. Now :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campy Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 I can appreciate MemphisJim's original point. And while I won't speak for Rich, I think by the olive branch he originally extended, he appreciates MemphisJim's opinion as well. The only thing I could add to those that are offended, please understand the context. Being of Scotch-Irish descent, it's not uncommon for me to bust a fellow Irishman or Scot's balls about being a drunk Mick or a "horny sheep-herder." It's done in the spirit of a laugh. A laugh at the stereotype as much as shock value. But all in good-natured fun. If one were to start slinging around the same words in a hateful, mean-spirited nature at me, I'd get a little pissed, but people like ICE (Scottish) and VABills (Irish) do it in a friendly way, and I can appreciate the humor in that. And that, to me anyway, is the difference between laughing at racial sterotypes, and truly harmful (and oftentimes vulgar) racial slurs. As a sidenote, what does it feel like to be offended? What is that? Personally, I think when some people say "I'm offended," what they really mean is "I find that vulgar or inappropriate." But offended? The only time I'd probably be offended if someone made rude and/or insensitive comments directed at my wife, my sister, or my deceased parents. And even then, I'd probably just roll my eyes and make a mental note on the character of the speaker. But offended? Naw, I don't think I can give someone that ignorant that much control over me- or my emotions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 I can appreciate MemphisJim's original point. And while I won't speak for Rich, I think by the olive branch he originally extended, he appreciates MemphisJim's opinion as well. The only thing I could add to those that are offended, please understand the context. Being of Scotch-Irish descent, it's not uncommon for me to bust a fellow Irishman or Scot's balls about being a drunk Mick or a "horny sheep-herder." It's done in the spirit of a laugh. A laugh at the stereotype as much as shock value. But all in good-natured fun. If one were to start slinging around the same words in a hateful, mean-spirited nature at me, I'd get a little pissed, but people like ICE (Scottish) and VABills (Irish) do it in a friendly way, and I can appreciate the humor in that. And that, to me anyway, is the difference between laughing at racial sterotypes, and truly harmful (and oftentimes vulgar) racial slurs. As a sidenote, what does it feel like to be offended? What is that? Personally, I think when some people say "I'm offended," what they really mean is "I find that vulgar or inappropriate." But offended? The only time I'd probably be offended if someone made rude and/or insensitive comments directed at my wife, my sister, or my deceased parents. And even then, I'd probably just roll my eyes and make a mental note on the character of the speaker. But offended? Naw, I don't think I can give someone that ignorant that much control over me- or my emotions... 77808[/snapback] Like I said to Italian father of one of my girlfriends who didn't appreciate his daughter dating a mick: "Sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm still banging your daughter." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Like I said to Italian father of one of my girlfriends who didn't appreciate his daughter dating a mick: "Sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm still banging your daughter." 77833[/snapback] So, you started this whole "carrying a gun" thing early in life, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 I was born a poor black child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 I was born a poor black child. 77894[/snapback] You're such a Jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 I was born a poor black child. 77894[/snapback] "Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 You mean I'm gonna STAY this color? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 I'll be sending more money next time, I'm getting another job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Great thread! I hate political correctness. People need to lighten up and have the ability to laugh at themselves and poke fun of one another. No excuse for ignorance but no excuse for political correctness either IMO. Seeing I am half Irish heres a few Irish jokes. What do every 4 Irish guys bring to golfing? A fifth Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunken Irish man How many Irish does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they hold the lightbulb then drink until the room spins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Great thread! I hate political correctness. People need to lighten up and have the ability to laugh at themselves and poke fun of one another. No excuse for ignorance but no excuse for political correctness either IMO. Seeing I am half Irish heres a few Irish jokes. What do every 4 Irish guys bring to golfing? A fifth Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunken Irish man How many Irish does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they hold the lightbulb then drink until the room spins 78002[/snapback] Classics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 You shouldn't hate, Steve. 77733[/snapback] What's wrong with hating Steve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 What's wrong with hating Steve? 78115[/snapback] Yeah, really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Yeah, really? 78122[/snapback] Prick Bastard.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Prick Bastard.... 78132[/snapback] You don't say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 You don't say? 78133[/snapback] I did say... see, right up there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 You shouldn't say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 You shouldn't say. 78211[/snapback] Thank you Mr. Grammer police. You gettin' uppity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Thank you Mr. Grammer police. You gettin' uppity? 78263[/snapback] Grammer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Grammer? 78334[/snapback] Eat stevestojan and Die, Penguin !@#$er (Yes, I know they don't have penguins in igloo land) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campy Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Grammer? 78334[/snapback] Well, he didn't say "Spelling Police" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Eat stevestojan and Die, Penguin !@#$er 78337[/snapback] Hey, what did I do? Errr...nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Eat stevestojan and Die, Penguin !@#$er (Yes, I know they don't have penguins in igloo land) 78337[/snapback] There may be some at the zoo. I don't go there because they don't think hunting is cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 There may be some at the zoo. I don't go there because they don't think hunting is cool. 78349[/snapback] You didn't buy my 1-800 video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Heh R.Rich are you member of the clan? I dont think they are funny or appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Can someone please tell a WOP joke? Friggin RÛßeÒ had a bunch, and noting for the eyetalians. These jokes are a friggin joke. Here you go: I don't mind the Black/Polish/Woman/Gay/Irish/Blonde jokes...BUT NOW YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Woman Bashing: Q. Why did God give men penises ? A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. Q. How is a woman like a laxative ? A. They both irritate the stevestojan out of you. Q. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig ? A. A woman that won't do what she's told. Q. What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down ? A.Marriage. Q. Why are hangovers better than women ? A. Hangovers will go away. Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for ? A. Its Braille for "suck here". Q. Why do men die before their wives ? A. They want to. Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull ? A. Lipstick. Q. Why are women like screen doors ? A. Once they get banged a few times they loosen up. Q. What's a wife? A. An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done. Q. What's the most active muscle in a woman ? A. The penis. Q. Why do women have breasts ? A. So men will talk to them. Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin ? A. You come in one and go in the other. Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex ? A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time. Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? A. Money. Q.Why did God make man first ? A. He didn't want a woman looking over his shoulder. Q. What's the definition of a male chauvinistic pig? A. A man who hates every bone in a woman's' body, except his own. Q. Why was the woman crossing the road ? A. Who cares! What's she doing out of the kitchen? Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women ? A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job ? A. After 5 years your job will still suck. Q. What's the best thing about a blow job ? A. Ten minutes of silence. Q.How many men does it take to open a beer? A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you. Q.Why do women have smaller feet than men? A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A. When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." Q.How do you fix a woman's watch? A. You don't, there is a clock on the oven. Q. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A. Divorced. Scientists have discovered a food to diminish a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called wedding cake. Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said dust. A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife Wanted." The next day he received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing. "You can have mine." Q. What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells. A. Pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Here's some Polish jokes: Q: What do you call the elevator in the Cheektowaga Town Hall? A: A ski lift! Q; Why wasn't the stadium built in Cheektowaga? A: Every seat would be behind a pole! I'm 100% pure pollack and proud of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 What did the Mexican fireman name his two twin boys?Jose and Hoseb 77635[/snapback] huh ? can someone explain this one... sorry i don't get it! but i'm sure it's funny. anyways r. rich why the hell are you apologizing man? everyone who posts here regularly knows that you "don't hate". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 hose-A and hose-B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 hose-A and hose-B 78698[/snapback] alright alright. it's late and i thought there was more to it than that. i'm going to bed. it's late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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