HelloNewman Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I never knew how much time I was wasting using the regular dry toilet paper that never worked as well. These things are pre-moistened and with aloe....and septic safe. 2 sheets is all I needed and I was clean as a whistle as opposed to using 5-10 feet of the regular stuff till I felt clean. I wonder how many people in here use this stuff...if not you should try...you will be pleased. (I know I need to get a life but what the hey ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I never knew how much time I was wasting using the regular dry toilet paper that never worked as well. These things are pre-moistened and with aloe....and septic safe. 2 sheets is all I needed and I was clean as a whistle as opposed to using 5-10 feet of the regular stuff till I felt clean. I wonder how many people in here use this stuff...if not you should try...you will be pleased. (I know I need to get a life but what the hey ) Link ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lurker Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Link ? $18.99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VOR Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 You could have pre-moistened your previous toilet paper by peeing on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 You could have pre-moistened your previous toilet paper by peeing on it. That's the best laugh I've had all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 You could have pre-moistened your previous toilet paper by peeing on it. Or dip it in the toilet?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetbaboo Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 You could have pre-moistened your previous toilet paper by peeing on it. crap dude! i'm brushing my teeth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Wipe that smile off your face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 does the moistened toilet paper work as well for those, well.......................... lonely nights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I have been using baby wipes for years. I missed out on a great marketing opportunity as now they are basically selling "adult wipes". Oh well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richmond_Bills Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I never knew how much time I was wasting using the regular dry toilet paper that never worked as well. These things are pre-moistened and with aloe....and septic safe. 2 sheets is all I needed and I was clean as a whistle as opposed to using 5-10 feet of the regular stuff till I felt clean. I wonder how many people in here use this stuff...if not you should try...you will be pleased. (I know I need to get a life but what the hey ) Newman, I have been preaching this message for a couple of years. I have turned several folks on to these and I have made many believers. This maybe the most underused "life-improvement" product on the market. You feel "shower fresh" after every dump. If I get low on them I start to panic. Folks - listen to what my boy Newman is saying. Try out the Scott's or the Cottonelle's and you too will become a believer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanone Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I'm a Cottonelle man myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Only "macho wipe, 60 grit" for me will do! All others must be sissies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richmond_Bills Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Only "macho wipe, 60 grit" for me will do! All others must be sissies! try it...i tell you, you'll be a believer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Awesome! Available at regular stores or just online like Amazon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemur King Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Who wipes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Who wipes? Exactly... There is a stat that only 30% of the world uses "TP for their bunghole"... All else? They fend for themselves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Exactly... There is a stat that only 30% of the world uses "TP for their bunghole"... All else? They fend for themselves! There's a reason they are alone you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richmond_Bills Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Awesome! Available at regular stores or just online like Amazon? food and drug stores... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Exactly... There is a stat that only 30% of the world uses "TP for their bunghole"... All else? They fend for themselves! well don't most countries have the little water spray? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 does the moistened toilet paper work as well for those, well.......................... lonely nights? I have been using baby wipes for years. I missed out on a great marketing opportunity as now they are basically selling "adult wipes". Oh well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Best. Thread. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 TMI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Best. Thread. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Can your finger poke through it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloNewman Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 Can your finger poke through it ? Only if you try really hard.... they are super strong too. You can get them at all supermarkets in the TP aisle.....up here where I live Wegmans and Tops sell them and any drug store too. They also have coupons in the Sunday paper on occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Can't believe I'm asking a serious question in this thread, but here goes: Are these used for the entire cleaning, or just the first and/or last wipe? I mean, if you had a 12er of Genny Light and a dozen wings the night before, are you using only these wipes or do you start with one and finish the job with regular paper? Or do you start with regular paper and finish with this? How about on standard dumps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Only if you try really hard.... they are super strong too. You can get them at all supermarkets in the TP aisle.....up here where I live Wegmans and Tops sell them and any drug store too. They also have coupons in the Sunday paper on occasion. Is it so wet that it drips on the floor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I have been using baby wipes for years. I missed out on a great marketing opportunity as now they are basically selling "adult wipes". Oh well... I hate the smell of them now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Can't believe I'm asking a serious question in this thread, but here goes: Are these used for the entire cleaning, or just the first and/or last wipe? I mean, if you had a 12er of Genny Light and a dozen wings the night before, are you using only these wipes or do you start with one and finish the job with regular paper? Or do you start with regular paper and finish with this? How about on standard dumps? If it's real messy and contains peanuts, corn, and the like, you may want to beging with your standard toilet paper there Norm, then as things clean up a little you transfer over to the aformentioned pre-moistened TP. The stuff is septic safe but really strong. I rinse the suckers out and hang 'em on the edge of the sink for re-use. Saves money. If everybody in the country would do that, we would have more money fro gas. Crisis solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I hate the smell of them now. Now? If it's real messy and contains peanuts, corn, and the like, you may want to beging with your standard toilet paper there Norm, then as things clean up a little you transfer over to the aformentioned pre-moistened TP. The stuff is septic safe but really strong. I rinse the suckers out and hang 'em on the edge of the sink for re-use. Saves money. If everybody in the country would do that, we would have more money fro gas. Crisis solved. Please tell me that's a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 If it's real messy and contains peanuts, corn, and the like, you may want to beging with your standard toilet paper there Norm, then as things clean up a little you transfer over to the aformentioned pre-moistened TP. The stuff is septic safe but really strong. I rinse the suckers out and hang 'em on the edge of the sink for re-use. Saves money. If everybody in the country would do that, we would have more money fro gas. Crisis solved. Perfect post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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