eball Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I didn't pay much attention after he was released, but I'm pretty sure Mike Williams signed with Jacksonville, not Tampa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I hope you are kidding. i really do. Â You see the title, and see that this is an 8 page thread. you dont think someone MAY HAVE, just MAYBE mentioned it? 682638[/snapback] Â Mentioned what? Â Oh, BTW, any truth to the rumor that the Bucs signed Mike Williams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I think Mike Williams is with the Jags..let me get a link.... 682632[/snapback] Â Â Hold on here a second....Mike Williams is not with the Bills anymore?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Hold on here a second....Mike Williams is not with the Bills anymore?!?!?!? 682663[/snapback] Â Â I'm with you on that one, we may have to dig deeper into this controversy because there he is on my Bills calendar for the month of May....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I betcha Mike williams would use the "fyou" smilie if he saw this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billzyear Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 yes the Bucs are displeased with Big Fat Mike and Fat Sapp too I suppose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prokri8 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Isn't Mike Williams still on the Lions? i can't believe they let him go already. He has some real promise. Maybe we should go out and get him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Forgot My Last Username Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Mike Williams has two speeds. Walk, and Eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Forgot My Last Username Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 There is no chin under Mike Williams' beard. There is only a massive blob of fat. Â EDIT: Woo hoo! 100 posts!!! And what doozies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I betcha Mike williams would use the "fyou" smilie if he saw this thread! 682685[/snapback] Â Nah, he'd use the thread as an excuse to miss mini camp for "personal reasons". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 All you smart alecs should take note that when Mike Williams moved to Jacksonville to join the Bucs he decided to live in Orlando. His ass is so big the city fathers decided to metropolitanize all of North Florida into one city - JacksonBayLando. League Officials now say one of the two NFL franchises will have to relocate to LA because they can't build a stadium big enough to hold Mike Williams and 70,000 fans. Them the rules. Don't kill me. I just report them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I betcha Mike williams would use the "fyou" smilie if he saw this thread! 682685[/snapback] I bet he'd ask you to get rid of your freakin' quoted sigs, too. Â I don't know that I've ever seen a more annoying sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I bet he'd ask you to get rid of your freakin' quoted sigs, too. Â I don't know that I've ever seen a more annoying sig. 682756[/snapback] Â Them damn kids...whaddareyagona do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Bucs | Williams saga continues Tue, 3 May 2006 13:06:42 -0700 Â (AP)The office of Governor Jeb Bush has just faxed the following press release to the North Florida office to clear up speculation: "Due to the rampant rumors circulating regarding Mr. Michael Williams we would like shed some light on the situation for those affected. Approximately a Month ago, the Jaguars signed Mr. Williams to their respective ball club. Not long after, our local geological survey team indicated that the entire state of Florida began listing to the Atlantic side. The condition continued to worsen the longer Mr. Williams was in Jacksonville until we lost almost 300 miles of shoreline. In an effort to level the state back off, every other month Mr. Williams will alternate between Jacksonville on the east coast and Tampa on the west coast so that the entire state does not capsize. Thank you for your time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I don't know that I've ever seen a more annoying sig. 682756[/snapback] Â You obviously haven't been to any of the other Bills' message boards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 You obviously haven't been to any of the other Bills' message boards... 682784[/snapback] I think I was at the Range once, and I used to go to Billszone. You are correct. Looking at those sites makes me wonder how come they didn't mail me a hit of acid when I registered. It's like looking at old ladies playing bingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I bet he'd ask you to get rid of your freakin' quoted sigs, too. Â I don't know that I've ever seen a more annoying sig. 682756[/snapback] Â I'm glad you like them! I aim to please! Â i hear Mike Williams likes quoted sigs, too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orton's Arm Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I'm glad you like them! I aim to please! i hear Mike Williams likes quoted sigs, too!! 682877[/snapback] Why not make your sig even more annoying by quoting this post too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Why not make your sig even more annoying by quoting this post too? 682883[/snapback] Â If it annoys you, I'd GLADLY do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Why not make your sig even more annoying by quoting this post too? 682883[/snapback] Â Is this better, girls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Is this better, girls? 682886[/snapback] Â Â I liked the original sig better actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 If it annoys you, I'd GLADLY do it. 682885[/snapback] Hell, you don't have to work that hard to annoy someone. Just start another thread about how much we're going to suck. That should do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I liked the original sig better actually 682888[/snapback]  I bet Mike Williams would too. I mean, Mike believes that more is better (especially at the buffet), after all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Hell, you don't have to work that hard to annoy someone. Just start another thread about how much we're going to suck. That should do it. 682893[/snapback] Â My pleasure, once again. Â Jsut trying to keep the expectations real around here. I mean, not like Robert Royal is on the level with Mike Williams, or anything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cole Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 So I was at work today (work at the target in OP) and I seen Big Mike thier, maybe he hasnt moved to Jack or Tampa yet, this could cause the displesentness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I didn't bother to read the first 10 pages but I can't believe no one corrected the original poster that Mike Williams plays for the Jags and not the Bucs. Don't mean to be a Richard but just pointing that out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I didn't bother to read the first 10 pages but I can't believe no one corrected the original poster that Mike Williams plays for the Jags and not the Bucs. Don't mean to be a Richard but just pointing that out. 682932[/snapback]   Who is Mike Williams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Bucs | Mike Williams in the NHL? Tue, 3 May 2006 17:06:42 -0700 Bucs OL Mike Williams is rumored to be very interested in pursuing a career in the National Hockey League. Williams' agent, Ronald McDonald, has placed some calls to Philadelphia Flyers GM Bobby Clarke in hopes of getting Big Mike a tryout to be a part of the Flyers blue line in 2006-2007. Â Said Williams: "As I watched the Buffalo Sabres dismantle the Flyers, it is clear that Bobby Clarke is in love with big slow defenseman, and I grew up always wishing I could try to be a professional hockey player. Hey Manute Bol tried it, why can't I? Bobby Clarke could not be reached for comment, although Clarke has been spotted at various pubs throughout the city of Philadelphia today. "Bobby asked for a liquid lunch and he was full of rage when he asked" said one bartender who chose not to be named. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Forgot My Last Username Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I heard from some reliable sources within OBD that Mike Williams broke the Bod Pod on his way out. Â More to come.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Just had a Mike Williams sighting ... apparently he is in England ... here is a pict  http://ptpff.net/files/M_Williams_in_England.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I didn't bother to read the first 10 pages but I can't believe no one corrected the original poster that Mike Williams plays for the Jags and not the Bucs. Don't mean to be a Richard but just pointing that out. 682932[/snapback] That was corrected several times.  It's OK though, Mike likes Richard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breni Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 As expected, NFL news can be read with significant delay here in Italy. A friend of mine saw on a newspaper that Mike Williams recently signed with Jacksonville. I'm a bit confused, as I was almost sure that he was actually on Tampa Bay roster. Â Can anyone confirm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 As expected, NFL news can be read with significant delay here in Italy. A friend of mine saw on a newspaper that Mike Williams recently signed with Jacksonville. I'm a bit confused, as I was almost sure that he was actually on Tampa Bay roster. Can anyone confirm? 683365[/snapback]  Buon giorno.  I can say with some certainty that Mike Williams is indeed on the Tampa Bay roster.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Buon giorno. I can say with some certainty that Mike Williams is indeed on the Tampa Bay roster.  683367[/snapback]  Yes, Mike Williams is indeed with Tampa Bay. Soprano365 has sources deep within his own bowels (namely his head) which have confirmed this report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I think I was at the Range once, and I used to go to Billszone. You are correct. Looking at those sites makes me wonder how come they didn't mail me a hit of acid when I registered. It's like looking at old ladies playing bingo. 682861[/snapback] Â You didn't get yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breni Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Bucs OL Mike Williams is rumored to be very interested in pursuing a career in the National Hockey League.  He would be a great goalkeeper... Once squeezed like a wedge into the goal-post, there will be no more space for the puck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nostradamus Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 He would be a great goalkeeper... Once squeezed like a wedge into the goal-post, there will be no more space for the puck... 683460[/snapback] Mike Williams certainly would 'gobble up the puck.' Of that there is no question. BTW, how has one person's harmless error turned into a 10 page thread? Ahh... the drudgery of the off-season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Mike Williams certainly would 'gobble up the puck.' Of that there is no question. BTW, how has one person's harmless error turned into a 10 page thread? Ahh... the drudgery of the off-season. 683472[/snapback] Â Probably because considering his 4 year career with the Bills, this is the most enjoyment that Mike Williams has ever given us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROSCOE P. COE TRAIN Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Bills | Trade Jason Peters for Mike Williams and a 6th round pick in 2011. Thurs, 4 May 2006 011:06:42 -0700 Â Larry Felser, out of retirement, and for the Buffalo News, reports the Buffalo Bills have traded with the Miami Dolphins for tackle Mike Williams, sending tackle Jason Peters in exchange. Williams, the Bills former 1st rounder in 2001, was released and signed by the Tampa Bay Tigers -- of the Indoor Soccer Federation, to play goalie for the injured Lius Gonzalez. He was later cut by the Tigers and picked up as a free agent by the Dolphins. G.M. Marv Levy commented at the press conference, "in getting Williams, we have foundation to build on for years to come." The Tampa Bucs were also rumored to have been interested in trading for Peters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Just had a Mike Williams sighting ... apparently he is in England ... here is a pict http://ptpff.net/files/M_Williams_in_England.jpg 683079[/snapback]  If you play the Beatles version of the Shout! song backwards it clearly says that Mike Williams killed Paul and then signed with Jacksonville - try it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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