Ned Flanders Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 ROTFL! Wow....just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeseburger_in_paradise Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Funny stuff. Alas...better than anything you could make up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 ROTFL! Wow....just wow. 363300[/snapback] Exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beausox Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 The guy had style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Thanks, great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 "Another of his passions was herpetology." I wonder if Michael Vick also lists that as one of his hobbies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 "Another of his passions was herpetology." I wonder if Michael Vick also lists that as one of his hobbies. 363332[/snapback] So was Medusa the first recorded case of Herpes...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 That can't be real...where's the link to the Onion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 An avid atheist,....He is survived by his wife, his step-daughter, his brother, his sisters, and his turtles Heidie, Skinhead and Studley and many other pets. A memorial service will be held Tuesday, June 21, 2005 . What the hell is an avid atheist? Took out the names , except for the turtles! If he's an avid atheist, whty was there a memorial service? As a dues paying member of the VRWC, our plans are working! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Link 363283[/snapback] Holy crap, Weird Al Yankovic is dead??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Wow. One less closet homo in the world now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Alas the stolen election of 2000 and living with right-winged Americans finally brought him to his early demise. The plan is finally working. Soon all the libertards will be dropping like flies! <cue evil laughing> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 writing obituaries for tucson.com may not be the same as writing a speech for the President, but i'm glad to see John Kerry's speech writers were able to find work after the election Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Alas the stolen election of 2000 and living with right-winged Americans finally brought him to his early demise. Stress from living in this unjust country brought about several heart attacks rendering him disabled. What, emigrating wasn't an option? "I can't stand this country. I'd leave...but, nah, I think I'll just stick around and die." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 What, emigrating wasn't an option?363764[/snapback] and leave their HotPockets® behind? Give me HotPockets®! Or give me Death! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 writing obituaries for tucson.com may not be the same as writing a speech for the President, but i'm glad to see John Kerry's speech writers were able to find work after the election 363717[/snapback] Nice post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 LOL Yeah, I hope his family publishes that book of his work. I'll buy two. Must've been a real genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Flanders Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 I layed in bed last night wondering, what's going to happen to the turtles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I layed in bed last night wondering, what's going to happen to the turtles? 364513[/snapback] Maybe they'll make them into another variety of HotPockets® Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 writing obituaries for tucson.com may not be the same as writing a speech for the President, but i'm glad to see John Kerry's speech writers were able to find work after the election 363717[/snapback] Oh, I so disagree with you. If Kerry had speech writers like that, he would be President right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Maybe they'll make them into another variety of HotPockets® 364531[/snapback] I can see it now: Turtle Taco HotPockets® Turtle Pizza HotPockets® Turtle Quesadilla HotPockets® My God, the possibilities are endless!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Serious question. Anyone besides me ever had any turtle soup? We used to catch big snapping turtles, and my grandmother would make a turtle soup that was a lot like Manhattan clam chowder. No canned additives. Good stuff. Buffalo area, as well. They used to have big turtles, fish and other stuff in the '50s and '60's. Still do? I really haven't been around in about 25 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Oh, I so disagree with you. If Kerry had speech writers like that, he would be President right now. 364743[/snapback] Besides with all the blah blah blah about the 2000 elections it's clear they were Gore's speech writers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Serious question. Anyone besides me ever had any turtle soup? We used to catch big snapping turtles, and my grandmother would make a turtle soup that was a lot like Manhattan clam chowder. No canned additives. Good stuff. Buffalo area, as well. They used to have big turtles, fish and other stuff in the '50s and '60's. Still do? I really haven't been around in about 25 years. 364792[/snapback] The girls saw a good sized one in our back yard just a couple of days ago, about 14-16 inches wide. We've seen bigger out this way, but this was a decent sized one. No soup for us though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Serious question. Anyone besides me ever had any turtle soup? We used to catch big snapping turtles, and my grandmother would make a turtle soup that was a lot like Manhattan clam chowder. No canned additives. Good stuff. Buffalo area, as well. They used to have big turtles, fish and other stuff in the '50s and '60's. Still do? I really haven't been around in about 25 years. 364792[/snapback] Aren't they protected? What about contamination? Snapping turtles are the largest of freshwater turtles? We get a lot of here where I work. They will move from the wetlands behind here and to the river. Sometimes you will see them on the esplanade. One time a guy fishing at the dam caught a huge one... He was "gonna take it home and eat it." Now, I don't know what is in the sediment here but, I know it isn't good? The same thing with the giant carp they pull from the river around here (30-40 plus pounds)... IT CAN'T BE SAFE! Yet, there are people that catch for subsistance in this area. The only time I had turtle soup was in a NO 15 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Besides with all the blah blah blah about the 2000 elections it's clear they were Gore's speech writers... 365007[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Besides with all the blah blah blah about the 2000 elections it's clear they were Gore's speech writers... 365007[/snapback] they're all the same writers anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Serious question. Anyone besides me ever had any turtle soup? We used to catch big snapping turtles, and my grandmother would make a turtle soup that was a lot like Manhattan clam chowder. No canned additives. Good stuff. Buffalo area, as well. They used to have big turtles, fish and other stuff in the '50s and '60's. Still do? I really haven't been around in about 25 years. 364792[/snapback] Mmmmm, turtles. Yeah I've had them, but in the Caymans. They actually have a farm there to raise them. Good stuff. But a good Chef (like me ) can make anything taste good. You should try my braised '57 Chevy transmission with wild mushrooms, lardons and red wine. Mm-mmmm good and a good source of iron too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 You should try my braised '57 Chevy transmission with wild mushrooms, lardons and red wine. Mm-mmmm good and a good source of iron too! 365812[/snapback] For that dish, do you sautee your mushrooms in 10w30 or 10w40? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Time to resurrect what President Andrew Jackson said to Mr. Cheif Justice John Marshall when he made a certain decision..."let him enforce it". That star chamber is not superior to the eleceted Legislature, despite that fool Mr. Justice Hugo Black's "Wall of Seperation" utterance decades ago, and the mongrelization of the Constitution that hence flowed. Mr. Justice O.W. Holmes (1902 - 1932 tenure) bespoke in strong terms against legislating from the bench for years and years, and the folly in not doing the simple duty of determining the facts of the law as passed and agreed to by the People as expressed via their elected legislature. If you would like to study about how this group of nine can make spectacularly flawed descisions in opposition to the Constitution, study the Dred Scott decision and Mr. Justice Benjamin Curtis's and Mr. Justice McLean's dissents. Oh, the 5th Amendment: "No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation." If confiscation by the State occurs, just compensation should be the value after the grab. IMO. Quite a bit more than the current house values. A local city here, Norwood, OH pulled this recently - a developement company wanted to build and expand - greately - a current mall property (that the original developement of and the reckless devotion of tax money to that project esessentially put the City of Norwood into receivership). So the idea was to raze the homes of a section of town. It wasn't about better sewage, road access, utilities and so forth - all legit emminent domain reasons. The city "fathers" hired an outfit that - you invarribly get the result you want when you employ a hired gun - that predictably declared the area blighted. The case went to the local, State, and then the Federal courts. Susan Dlott, appointed to the federal judiciary by the Clinton adninistration and wife of noted liability lawyer and DNC contributor Stanley Chesley, rendered a decision to oust the citizens so that Norwood's tax base could expand. Party on, developers! So the bulldozers rolled in. If you are from the area, and are in the legal business you probably have formed an opinion about Dlott's qualifications. Of course, if you express an opinion, you may have some...er...undefined and vague problems with your cases... I live 10 miles from Norwood, but I know the are under attack and it was far from a blighted area. Nice homes, older, mowed lawns, gardens, plenty of local businesses near at hand which would certainly have been chased out long ago if it was a "blighted" area. I hope (and sadly doubt) that Congress with act to reverse this grab of the bedrock - personal property rights. 5 justices remind me of King George. End of rant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 (Can I borrow the one word reply?) Motherment. (you're right AD, that word is f*cking fantastic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 (Can I borrow the one word reply?)Motherment. (you're right AD, that word is f*cking fantastic) 365828[/snapback] dammit, just like Darth Donahoe, i shoulda copyrighted it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 dammit, just like Darth Donahoe, i shoulda copyrighted it 365979[/snapback] Yeah, but that would just anger AD and he would club you like a baby seal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 For that dish, do you sautee your mushrooms in 10w30 or 10w40? 365818[/snapback] Well of course that would depend on what wine you were serving with that dish. PM me with the type of wine and I will recommend a good weight motor oil in which to saute those mushrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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