The Poojer Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 ...Bride is hot???? Something about those Shelly Duval eyes gets me! Maybe I am crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 ...Bride is hot???? Something about those Shelly Duval eyes gets me! Maybe I am crazy! 363221[/snapback] She is the creepiest looking thing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 .... Maybe I am crazy! you must not be wearing any pants because I can see your nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 ...Bride is hot???? Something about those Shelly Duval eyes gets me! Maybe I am crazy! 363221[/snapback] my former fiancee looks a hell of a lot like her, I thought she was crazy too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTW_BillsFan Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 In all her pictures she has those serial Killer eyes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 she is awful....but 14 beers might change my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Hey Todd and Nodnarb, I think she looks somewhat like a certain mutual friend of ours. I'm guessing she may act like her too. Reaction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 ...Bride is hot???? Something about those Shelly Duval eyes gets me! Maybe I am crazy! 363221[/snapback] first that peter pan freak now this? Her hair is Harlow gold, Her lips sweet surprise Her hands are never cold, She's got Shelly Duval eyes She'll turn the music on you, You won't have to think twice She's pure as New York snow, She got Shelly Duval eyes And she'll tease you, She'll unease you All the better just to please you She's precautious, And she knows just What it takes to make a pro blush She got Greta Garbo's standard size, She's got Shelly Duval eyes She'll let you take her home, It works her appetite She'll lay you on the throne, She got Shelly Duval eyes She'll take a tumble on you, Roll you like you were dice Until you come out blue, She's got Shelly Duval eyes She'll expose you, When she snows you Hope you breathe with the crumbs she throws you She's ferocious And she knows just What it takes to make a pro blush All the boys think she's a spy, She's got Shelly Duval eyes And she'll tease you, She'll unease you All the better just to please you She's precautious, And she knows just What it takes to make a pro blush All the boys think she's a spy, She's got Shelly Duval eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 She's a true wacko. Her fiance is going to be very sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Pooj, ever since you've been promoted at Circuit City, your taste in women has gone to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 sorry pooj, she aint hot...those bug eyes just creep me out...would you want to wake up next to that?... altho i'd say it take more in the range of 6-8 beers, not quite 14... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 altho i'd say it take more in the range of 6-8 beers, not quite 14... 363286[/snapback] i am bigger so 14 would do the trick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 would you want to wake up next to that?... 363286[/snapback] In pooj's defense, the odds are pretty good that you COULD nail this chick and NOT wake up next to her as she's likely on her way to the bus station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 In pooj's defense, the odds are pretty good that you COULD nail this chick and NOT wake up next to her as she's likely on her way to the bus station. 363290[/snapback] nailing her would have its perks as you could brag to everyone, then go on national TV and tell katie couric about it, and also cut a book and movie deal about it... and if you dont have enough beer to bang her, those bug eyes wouldnt bother you when her face is smashed into the mattress... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 nailing her would have its perks as you could brag to everyone, then go on national TV and tell katie couric about it, and also cut a book and movie deal about it... and if you dont have enough beer to bang her, those bug eyes wouldnt bother you when her face is smashed into the mattress... 363294[/snapback] She seems to have a nice body, and quite frankly her face isn't something that can't easily be fixed with the flip of a light switch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Not sure how hot she is, but I sense that she would be WILD in the sack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UB2SF Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 My vote is most definitely for "not hot". However, some of you sick freaks might enjoy the following reading from The Smoking Gun: Her Full Statement to Police (including a description of the alleged kidnapping and assualt) Her Mug Shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 My vote is most definitely for "not hot". However, some of you sick freaks might enjoy the following reading from The Smoking Gun: Her Full Statement to Police (including a description of the alleged kidnapping and assualt) Her Mug Shot 363368[/snapback] Is she on meth or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Hot that would be a no i'd still do her tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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