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Bills 2005 Schedule

 

Sep 11 Houston- W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay- W

Sep 25 Atlanta- L

Oct 2 @New Orleans- W

Oct 9 Miami- W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets- L

Oct 23 @Oakland- W

Oct 30 @New England- L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City- W

Nov 20 @San Diego- L

Nov 27 Carolina- W

Dec 4 @Miami- W

Dec 11 New England- L

Dec 17 Denver- W

Dec 24 @Cincinnati- W

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets - W

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Bills 2005 Schedule

 

:angry::(:lol::P

 

Ok, here's my shot:

 

Sep 11 Houston W (1-0)

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay L (1-1)

Sep 25 Atlanta L (1-2)

Oct 2 @New Orleans W (2-2)

Oct 9 Miami W (3-2)

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets W (4-2)

Oct 23 @Oakland W (5-2)

Oct 30 @New England L (5-3)

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City W (6-3)

Nov 20 @San Diego L (6-4)

Nov 27 Carolina W (7-4)

Dec 4 @Miami L (7-5)

Dec 11 New England W (8-5)

Dec 17 Denver W (9-5)

Dec 24 @Cincinnati L (9-6)

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets W (10-6)

 

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W - Sep 11 Houston

L - Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

W - Sep 25 Atlanta

W - Oct 2 @New Orleans

W - Oct 9 Miami

W - Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

L - Oct 23 @Oakland

L - Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W - Nov 13 Kansas City

W - Nov 20 @San Diego

L - Nov 27 Carolina

W - Dec 4 @Miami

L - Dec 11 New England

W - Dec 17 Denver

W - Dec 24 @Cincinnati

L - Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

10 - 6, Playoffs?

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W ... Sep 11 Houston .. The Ralph is rockin' JP feels like he's back in college. The 12th man gets the Bills juiced.

 

L ... Sep 18 @Tampa Bay .. Road game, I'll be there. Asking for a victory so I can rub it in to the Bucks fans at work is asking too much ..... Damn

 

W ... Sep 25 Atlanta .. At least I get to rub it in to my in-laws. This game makes the Bills a hated team in Atlanta. Vick ends his season when Spikes plants him on one of his scrambles.

 

W ... Oct 2 @New Orleans .. The Aints aint that good.

 

L ... Oct 9 Miami .. JP blows the game with some bone head plays ... That's OK, we still love him ...... but he owes us .... BIG!

 

L ... Oct 16 N.Y. Jets .. I'm afraid the Jests got better .... we haven't.

 

W ... Oct 23 @Oakland .. West coast historically bad for us ... but the Faiders have too many "stars" and not enough team. Line starting to gel .... youngsters getting the feel for the NFL .... we could be on the brink of something big here!!!

 

L ... Oct 30 @New England .. Patsies defense confuse vet QBs .... they'll have JP's head spinning.

 

Week 9 BYE

 

L ... Nov 13 Kansas City .. KCs offence was always good ... their D is getting there. The wheels maybe starting to fall off the wagons ..... fans reaching for the purple kool-aid

 

L ... Nov 20 @San Diego .. Fans ready to storm one Bills drive with the pich fork and torches. Players starting to quibble.

 

W ... Nov 27 Carolina .. A badly needed win.

 

W ... Dec 4 @Miami .. JP redeems himself with some late game heroics ..... Lindell wins game on late FG.

 

L ... Dec 11 New England ... They are just so much better than we are .... both talent wise, and teamwork wise.

 

W ... Dec 17 Denver ... Denver really REALLY honked up their line ... they couldn't play in Cleveland ..... they can't play in Denver ..... even using the "chop block"

 

W ... Dec 24 @Cincinnati ... I can't bring myself to say the Bengles will beat us .... can't happen.

 

L ... Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets ... They are playing for something, we are not.... they DO have to use their first stringers though.

 

 

There you have it ....... 8 - 8 ....... whish it was better ....... but so it is written ..... so shall it be!!!!!!

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Sep 11 Houston - WIN

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay - WIN

Sep 25 Atlanta - LOSE

Oct 2 @New Orleans -WIN

Oct 9 Miami -WIN

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets - LOSE

Oct 23 @Oakland -LOSE

Oct 30 @New England - LOSE

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City - WIN

Nov 20 @San Diego - LOSE

Nov 27 Carolina - WIN

Dec 4 @Miami - WIN

Dec 11 New England - WIN

Dec 17 Denver -WIN

Dec 24 @Cincinnati - LOSE

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets - WIN

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Sep 11 Houston -W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay -W

Sep 25 Atlanta -W

Oct 2 @New Orleans -W

Oct 9 Miami -W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets -W

Oct 23 @Oakland -L

Oct 30 @New England- L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City -L

Nov 20 @San Diego -L

Nov 27 Carolina -W

Dec 4 @Miami -W

Dec 11 New England -L

Dec 17 Denver -W

Dec 24 @Cincinnati -W

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets -L

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Well, here we are again. The 2005 Schedule has been released. TD has blown another draft. Everyone is smarter than everyone else, and only you, Mr. Smartass, know with confidence how the new season will turn out. That means it is time for...

 

The Second Annual "Dinner's On Me, Smartass" Contest.

 

For any newcomers, the rules are simple provided you can grasp simple concepts.

 

If you can accurately predict the Bills exact wins and losses for the 2005 regular season, I will buy you and your spouse a $200 gift certificate to the restaurant of your choice! Think about it. Do you have any idea how many times you could eat at The Sizzler? Why, you could help yourself to the all-you-can-eat buffet and still buy a round of Pabst Blue Ribbon for everyone in the joint.

 

Here are the very simple rules. The Bills 2005 Schedule is below. Copy and paste it into your response to this thread, and next to each game put either a W for a win or an L for a loss. (There is no bonus, however feel free to explain your picks if you want.) Each week, whoever picks wrong is out and whoever picks correctly advances to the next week. You keep advancing until you are wrong. If you get all 16 games right, YOU WIN! It's like the ultimate fusion of "Survivor" and "American Idol," except no one here is banging Paula Abdul on the schnide.

 

Some other caveats: There is only one $200 prize. If one person wins, they let me know which restaurant they choose, and I will arrange for a gift certificate to that restaurant. If two people win, you split the $200. If 200 people win, you each get a buck. If nobody wins, the money rolls over to next year, and we add another $50 to the pot.

 

Enter your selections in this thread. You will have until MIDNIGHT on THIS SUNDAY, May 1, 2005, to enter your selection. At the stroke of midnight on May 1, 2005, the contest is closed. We'll make up a spreadsheet from the thread.

 

One entry per person. Please don't make me track down your IP addresses. Be honest. All official members of TSW are welcome to participate regardless of whether you're a Bills fan or not.

 

Bills 2005 Schedule

 

Sep 11  Houston

Sep 18  @Tampa Bay

Sep 25  Atlanta

Oct 2  @New Orleans

Oct 9  Miami

Oct 16  N.Y. Jets

Oct 23  @Oakland

Oct 30  @New England

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13  Kansas City

Nov 20  @San Diego

Nov 27  Carolina

Dec 4  @Miami

Dec 11  New England

Dec 17  Denver

Dec 24  @Cincinnati

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

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I'm not participating.

 

Instead, I'm letting my cats choose. And I'll bet they do better than half the people on this board. And if, by some miraculous chance, they win your bet...they'll take $100 in sushi-quality tuna...

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I'm not participating.

 

Instead, I'm letting my cats choose.  And I'll bet they do better than half the people on this board.  And if, by some miraculous chance, they win your bet...they'll take $100 in sushi-quality tuna...

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Will they share with Molly and Bubba? :angry:

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I'm not participating.

 

Instead, I'm letting my cats choose.  And I'll bet they do better than half the people on this board.  And if, by some miraculous chance, they win your bet...they'll take $100 in sushi-quality tuna...

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Oddly enough I've had a few people say if they win they want me to buy your cats from you for $200 so they could make a meal out of them.
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Bills 2005 Schedule

 

Sep 11  Houston --  Win

Sep 18  @Tampa Bay  --  Win 

Sep 25  Atlanta  --  Loss

Oct 2   @New Orleans  --  Win

Oct 9   Miami --  Win

Oct 16  N.Y. Jets --  Loss

Oct 23  @Oakland --  Win

Oct 30  @New England --  Loss

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13  Kansas City  -- Win

Nov 20  @San Diego  --  Loss

Nov 27  Carolina  --  Win

Dec 4   @Miami --  Loss

Dec 11   New England  --  Win

Dec 17   Denver  --  Win

Dec 24   @Cincinnati  --  Win

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets  --  Loss

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First, I have no clue as to cut and paste - I tried once and nothing good came of it. Please accept this version.

 

Second, I think they make the playoffs with their respectable 10 & 6 ... honestly I think they will overperform more than not and MM coaching is the reason for an extra win or two.

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Bills 2005 Schedule

 

W Sep 11 Houston

L Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

L Sep 25 Atlanta

W Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

W Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

L Nov 20 @San Diego

W Nov 27 Carolina

W Dec 4 @Miami

L Dec 11 New England

L Dec 17 Denver

W Dec 24 @Cincinnati

W Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

By the way LA - did anyone win from last year? I thought I remember someone being close, but not missing one game.

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W Sep 11 Houston

W Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

W Sep 25 Atlanta

W Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

W Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

W Nov 13 Kansas City

L Nov 20 @San Diego

W Nov 27 Carolina

W Dec 4 @Miami

W Dec 11 New England

W Dec 17 Denver

W Dec 24 @Cincinnati

L Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

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Well, here we are again. The 2005 Schedule has been released. TD has blown another draft. Everyone is smarter than everyone else, and only you, Mr. Smartass, know with confidence how the new season will turn out. That means it is time for...

 

The Second Annual "Dinner's On Me, Smartass" Contest.

 

For any newcomers, the rules are simple provided you can grasp simple concepts.

 

If you can accurately predict the Bills exact wins and losses for the 2005 regular season, I will buy you and your spouse a $200 gift certificate to the restaurant of your choice! Think about it. Do you have any idea how many times you could eat at The Sizzler? Why, you could help yourself to the all-you-can-eat buffet and still buy a round of Pabst Blue Ribbon for everyone in the joint.

 

Here are the very simple rules. The Bills 2005 Schedule is below. Copy and paste it into your response to this thread, and next to each game put either a W for a win or an L for a loss. (There is no bonus, however feel free to explain your picks if you want.) Each week, whoever picks wrong is out and whoever picks correctly advances to the next week. You keep advancing until you are wrong. If you get all 16 games right, YOU WIN! It's like the ultimate fusion of "Survivor" and "American Idol," except no one here is banging Paula Abdul on the schnide.

 

Some other caveats: There is only one $200 prize. If one person wins, they let me know which restaurant they choose, and I will arrange for a gift certificate to that restaurant. If two people win, you split the $200. If 200 people win, you each get a buck. If nobody wins, the money rolls over to next year, and we add another $50 to the pot.

 

Enter your selections in this thread. You will have until MIDNIGHT on THIS SUNDAY, May 1, 2005, to enter your selection. At the stroke of midnight on May 1, 2005, the contest is closed. We'll make up a spreadsheet from the thread.

 

One entry per person. Please don't make me track down your IP addresses. Be honest. All official members of TSW are welcome to participate regardless of whether you're a Bills fan or not.

 

Bills 2005 Schedule

 

Sep 11  Houston          WIN  1-0

Sep 18  @Tampa Bay      WIN  2-0

Sep 25  Atlanta              WIN  3-0

Oct 2  @New Orleans    WIN  4-0

Oct 9  Miami                WIN  5-0

Oct 16  N.Y. Jets            LOSS  5-1

Oct 23  @Oakland          WIN    6-1

Oct 30  @New England    LOSS  6-2

Week 9 BYE     

Nov 13  Kansas City        WIN  7-2

Nov 20  @San Diego        LOSS  7-3

Nov 27  Carolina              WIN    8-3

Dec 4  @Miami              LOSS  8-4

Dec 11  New England      LOSS  8-5

Dec 17  Denver              WIN    9-5

Dec 24  @Cincinnati          LOSS  9-6

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets              LOSS  9-7

 

Thanks for the free Meal LA!

 

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Bills 2005 Schedule

 

Sep 11 Houston --W

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay--L

Sep 25 Atlanta--L

Oct 2 @New Orleans--L

Oct 9 Miami--W

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets--L

Oct 23 @Oakland--L

Oct 30 @New England--BIG L

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City--W

Nov 20 @San Diego--L

Nov 27 Carolina--W

Dec 4 @Miami--L

Dec 11 New England--L

Dec 17 Denver--L

Dec 24 @Cincinnati--L

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets--L

 

Looks like 4-12.

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W --Sep 11 Houston

W --Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

L --Sep 25 Atlanta

L --Oct 2 @New Orleans

W --Oct 9 Miami

L --Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W --Oct 23 @Oakland

L --Oct 30 @New England

--Week 9 BYE

L --Nov 13 Kansas City

L --Nov 20 @San Diego

W --Nov 27 Carolina

W --Dec 4 @Miami

L --Dec 11 New England

L --Dec 17 Denver

W --Dec 24 @Cincinnati

L --Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

7-9. TSW server crashes after 9 of the games.

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Loss Sep 11 Houston

WIN Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

WIN Sep 25 Atlanta

LossOct 2 @New Orleans

WIN Oct 9 Miami

LossOct 16 N.Y. Jets

WIN Oct 23 @Oakland

LossOct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

WIN Nov 13 Kansas City

WIN Nov 20 @San Diego

LossNov 27 Carolina

WIN Dec 4 @Miami

WIN Dec 11 New England

LossDec 17 Denver

WIN Dec 24 @Cincinnati

WIN Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

I don't really think they'll lose game one, but if they do it'll do a lot for my attitude to get out of bed Monday morning if I know i still got a chance for two free peanut butter n jelly sandwhichs and a covered $190 bar bill :(

 

 

Thanks LA Billz!

Good luck to All!

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W Sep 11 Houston

W Sep 18 @Tampa Bay

L Sep 25 Atlanta

W Oct 2 @New Orleans

W Oct 9 Miami

L Oct 16 N.Y. Jets

W Oct 23 @Oakland

L Oct 30 @New England

Week 9 BYE

L Nov 13 Kansas City

W Nov 20 @San Diego

W Nov 27 Carolina

W Dec 4 @Miami

W Dec 11 New England

W Dec 17 Denver

L Dec 24 @Cincinnati

W Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets

 

11-5

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Sep 11 Houston Win

Sep 18 @Tampa Bay Loss

Sep 25 Atlanta Loss

Oct 2 @New Orleans Win

Oct 9 Miami Win

Oct 16 N.Y. Jets Win

Oct 23 @Oakland Win

Oct 30 @New England Loss

Week 9 BYE

Nov 13 Kansas City Win

Nov 20 @San Diego Loss

Nov 27 Carolina Win

Dec 4 @Miami Win

Dec 11 New England Loss

Dec 17 Denver Win

Dec 24 @Cincinnati Win

Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets Loss

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