BringBackFergy Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Now Jeves can’t even take a day off for golfing. This is getting preposterous!!! https://sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/bear-runs-full-speed-golfer-150846504.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 11, 2021 Author Share Posted August 11, 2021 & did anyone point out the honey aisle? Of course not. More bear abuse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 26 minutes ago, Beerball said: & did anyone point out the honey aisle? Of course not. More bear abuse. Boy that sucks... One minute you're lounging under a nice construction trailer, the next waking up in the Santa Susana Mountains! Where da hell is the Santa Susana Mountains? Is it safe there, I never heard of that place! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 24 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Boy that sucks... One minute you're lounging under a nice construction trailer, the next waking up in the Santa Susana Mountains! Where da hell is the Santa Susana Mountains? Is it safe there, I never heard of that place! Bean bags?? Bean bags??? Did the pigs wanna play cornhole or Toss Across?? The quicker our men in blue realize they’re protecting our neighborhoods, the quicker we can all sleep better at night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Beerball said: & did anyone point out the honey aisle? Of course not. More bear abuse. I saw a bear cross the intersection near where I work today in broad daylight. Looked just like that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 11, 2021 Author Share Posted August 11, 2021 8 hours ago, PromoTheRobot said: I saw a bear cross the intersection near where I work today in broad daylight. Looked just like that one. So, they all look alike to you?😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 19 minutes ago, Beerball said: So, they all look alike to you?😉 Prove it wasn't the same bear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 On 8/10/2021 at 9:21 PM, Beerball said: & did anyone point out the honey aisle? Of course not. More bear abuse. If you’re hungry aren’t you supposed to go to the grocery store? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 25, 2021 Author Share Posted August 25, 2021 (edited) Apparently innocent until proven guilty is a foreign concept to Connecticuters. Thank goodness this bear has @BringBackFergy on retainer. https://local21news.com/news/offbeat/bear-caught-on-video-stealing-package-from-connecticut-porch Edited August 25, 2021 by Beerball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Beerball said: Apparently innocent until proven guilty is a foreign concept to Connecticuters. Thank goodness this bear has @BringBackFergy on retainer. https://local21news.com/news/offbeat/bear-caught-on-video-stealing-package-from-connecticut-porch Grizzlies pay better…but the black bears are less intimidating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 Bearball alert!! (The Youtubes stealin’ my stuff) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Hibernation already?? No Bear updates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 4, 2021 Author Share Posted September 4, 2021 Give me a friggin break. Nobody likes bicyclists. https://nbcmontana.com/news/local/bicyclist-shares-story-of-bear-encounter-near-university-of-montana-campus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Beerball said: Give me a friggin break. Nobody likes bicyclists. https://nbcmontana.com/news/local/bicyclist-shares-story-of-bear-encounter-near-university-of-montana-campus Can’t a bear even go out for a morning jog anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 15 hours ago, Beerball said: Give me a friggin break. Nobody likes bicyclists. https://nbcmontana.com/news/local/bicyclist-shares-story-of-bear-encounter-near-university-of-montana-campus See, bears hate bikers too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 Just like a bunch of Ambulance Chasers: As Tahoe residents fled the Caldor Fire, the bears moved in — and pigged out https://www.sfchronicle.com/tahoe/amp/As-Tahoe-residents-fled-the-Caldor-Fire-the-16438925.php “Bears are just having a heyday of it. It’s just a nightmare,” said John Tillman, owner of South Tahoe Refuse. “There’s so much garbage on the street because of the bears. Oh my God, they are making a mess.” What say ye: @BringBackFergy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 22 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Just like a bunch of Ambulance Chasers: As Tahoe residents fled the Caldor Fire, the bears moved in — and pigged out https://www.sfchronicle.com/tahoe/amp/As-Tahoe-residents-fled-the-Caldor-Fire-the-16438925.php “Bears are just having a heyday of it. It’s just a nightmare,” said John Tillman, owner of South Tahoe Refuse. “There’s so much garbage on the street because of the bears. Oh my God, they are making a mess.” What say ye: @BringBackFergy Only YOU can prevent forest fires. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 "GEEEE Yogi, Ranger Fergy won't be happy. OH Boo Boo, you worry too much! Ranger Fergy is 2,500 miles to the east!" Complaints about marauding bears: https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/bear-warning-south-lake-tahoe-residents-caldor-fire/#app Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: "GEEEE Yogi, Ranger Fergy won't be happy. OH Boo Boo, you worry too much! Ranger Fergy is 2,500 miles to the east!" Complaints about marauding bears: https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/bear-warning-south-lake-tahoe-residents-caldor-fire/#app I can hear the cries for help: "Save my house!!" or "Oh no, my BMW is on fire!! Save it!!" What about the bear habitat?? Has anyone even thought about the bear homes and vehicles?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 https://unofficialnetworks.com/2021/09/28/brooks-falls-federal-charges/amp/ Bastards!!!!! Lock ‘em up!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Restores some faith in humanity. Nice to have a buddy like this…to play, wrestle, chase and swim (not naked). https://www.wdam.com/video/2021/09/27/orphaned-bear-cubs-become-fast-friends/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 18 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Restores some faith in humanity. Nice to have a buddy like this…to play, wrestle, chase and swim (not naked). https://www.wdam.com/video/2021/09/27/orphaned-bear-cubs-become-fast-friends/ I’m pretty sure they were naked? 🤷♀️ Wait, you have clothes on, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 6, 2021 Author Share Posted October 6, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, Augie said: I’m pretty sure they were naked? 🤷♀️ Wait, you have clothes on, right? @ExiledInIllinois likes to flaunt his equipment. Goes back to his days in elementary school where the water polo coach had the boys swim nekkid. Ferguson, OTOH, is very prim and proper. He hasn't been nekkid since he got married. Edited October 6, 2021 by Beerball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Beerball said: @ExiledInIllinois likes to flaunt his equipment. Goes back to his days in elementary school where the water polo coach had the boys swim nekkid. Ferguson, OTOH, is very prim and proper. He hasn't been nekkid since he got married. I'm still a firm believer that Missionary style requires me to wear the Quaker Oats outfit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 What a lard ass. I thought Salmon was low in fat? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-58820070.amp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 On 10/6/2021 at 10:07 PM, BringBackFergy said: What a lard ass. I thought Salmon was low in fat? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-58820070.amp No you idiot, salmon is high in non saturated fat which also carries Omega-3’s. Please go back to eating your junk food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 Quote Brown bears can gain up to four pounds of weight a day and adult males can weigh up to 1,200lbs (86st). And I thought I was the only one that could do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 On 10/8/2021 at 9:46 PM, Just Jack said: And I thought I was the only one that could do that. Same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 I hope the bears have Geico insurance on their caves since Yogi and Boo Boo do. I wonder when they hibernate if they wake up scratch their ass and take a biggg shitt whilst reading all the newspapers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 11, 2021 Author Share Posted December 11, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Beerball said: Just protecting the property values from those gaudy decorations. Betcha the Homeowner's Association sent them! 😏 Edited December 11, 2021 by ExiledInIllinois Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 6 hours ago, Beerball said: At least he left Santa alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Well, there goes Christmas next year. Thanks a lot bears!! https://www.sciencealert.com/polar-bears-have-officially-been-recorded-hunting-reindeer-for-the-first-time/amp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 7 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Well, there goes Christmas next year. Thanks a lot bears!! https://www.sciencealert.com/polar-bears-have-officially-been-recorded-hunting-reindeer-for-the-first-time/amp The horror of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 36 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: The horror of it. Tells us something about the OP who idolizes these killing machines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 19 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Tells us something about the OP who idolizes these killing machines. I assume you know the following about him: He likes to consume cheep beer from rotund containers - that basically match the shape of his oversized, but useless, head His fascination with bears originates from his sexually deviant “relationship” with Winnie-the Pooh that started after he became bored with picnic tables He, for years has suffered from a steady degradation in his already low I.Q. - this is likely the result of a parasite infection acquired in his childhood imitation of bears ingesting raw salmon whilst the fish are attempting to reach their spawning grounds He hold a bizarre fascination with all things Asian carp. On the positive side, his wife is a lovely creature. How she chose him is a depressing mystery. Rumor has it that she was married whilst in a drug induced coma and has suffered from Stockholm syndrome since the day of her “nuptials.” What do you know of @Beerball? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 1, 2022 Author Share Posted January 1, 2022 7 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: What do you know of @Beerball? I am told that he is a wise and wonderful person. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Unlike all of you ugly, snoring, old curmudgeons, aren’t they cute? (Mamma and baby bears taking afternoon nap in a suburban tree) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 6, 2022 Author Share Posted January 6, 2022 Deers, the silent killers of the forest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 In honor of Beerballs BD.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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