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Comedian Imitates 90s Jerry Seinfeld: Rips Him About Young Girlfriend


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I'd actually forgotten that Seinfeld, at 38, had a 17-year-old girlfriend.  Weird how it was, "okay," back then.  Anyway, I heard this on the radio this morning and it is hilarious.  

 

https://www.heyalma.com/this-comedian-doesnt-want-you-to-forget-that-jerry-seinfeld-once-dated-a-high-school-student/

 

 

 

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Howard Stern got Janis Ian into the studio to accompany him on the At Seventeen parody...

 

 

 

can't he get an older girl

he's damn near old as Milton Berle

he's making such a spectacle

thinking with his testicles

 

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Just now, Augie said:

How did I forget that??? I’m sure it would get a LOT more scrutiny today! 

 

His show would have gotten canceled, for sure.  I'm surprised it wasn't pulled from syndication.

 

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2 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

His show would have gotten canceled, for sure.  I'm surprised it wasn't pulled from syndication.

 

 

1 minute ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Or the opposite.  Who cares? Society is a lot more looser today... Yet, the media coverage more intense.

 

Or somewhere in the middle? A 38 year old man with a 17 year old high school girl I’d expect to land more toward the “outrage” scenario. 

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1 minute ago, Augie said:

 

 

Or somewhere in the middle? A 38 year old man with a 17 year old high school girl I’d expect to land more toward the “outrage” scenario. 

 

depends on if he thinks the thoughts the "upper tier thinkers" think.....

 

 

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4 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Or the opposite.  Who cares? Society is a lot more looser today... Yet, the media coverage more intense.

 

Society isn't "more looser," when it comes to borderline pedophilia.  A 38-year-old dating a high school girl is a sick situation.  It was sick in the 90s and it's just as sick today.

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Just now, Gugny said:

 

Society isn't "more looser," when it comes to borderline pedophilia.  A 38-year-old dating a high school girl is a sick situation.  It was sick in the 90s and it's just as sick today.

Is 17 legal age of consent?

 

I remember when my sister was 30 and she was dating a guy in his late 40s... This was in early 1990s... Some in my family were aghast... Same age difference, about 17-20 years.

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37 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Is 17 legal age of consent?

 

I remember when my sister was 30 and she was dating a guy in his late 40s... This was in early 1990s... Some in my family were aghast... Same age difference, about 17-20 years.

 

By that standard you’d be ok with a 29 year old hooking up with a 12 year old?   Not surprised. 

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1 minute ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

No.

 

I said... 17 is age of consent.  12 isn't.

Even back in the day, dating a 17 year old when you were past sophomore age in college deemed you a borderline loser.   Dating a 17 year old when you’re a 38-yr old major star makes you a borderline pedophile, despite the legal age of consent.

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2 minutes ago, GG said:

Even back in the day, dating a 17 year old when you were past sophomore age in college deemed you a borderline loser.   Dating a 17 year old when you’re a 38-yr old major star makes you a borderline pedophile, despite the legal age of consent.

 

Woody Allen disagrees! 

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8 minutes ago, GG said:

Even back in the day, dating a 17 year old when you were past sophomore age in college deemed you a borderline loser.   Dating a 17 year old when you’re a 38-yr old major star makes you a borderline pedophile, despite the legal age of consent.

There is a whole "Would ya?" subculture on this board... You saying they are losers? LoL...

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2 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Is 17 legal age of consent?

 

I remember when my sister was 30 and she was dating a guy in his late 40s... This was in early 1990s... Some in my family were aghast... Same age difference, about 17-20 years.

 

Shirley, you can see the difference between a 30-year-old deciding to date an older man and a 17-year-old deciding to date an older man.

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4 hours ago, row_33 said:

It was okay to let Jerry sink into lameness with the show and oblivion with his post-show career, while Larry continued in excellence.

 


Jerry's current net worth is estimated near $950 million. Please send me into oblivion. 
 

Larry around $450mil

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4 hours ago, Gugny said:

 

Shirley, you can see the difference between a 30-year-old deciding to date an older man and a 17-year-old deciding to date an older man.

Then just make theshold for everything 21.  They are all kids... Jesus my man, cut the apron strings somewhere... We continue to keep them children.  Yeah .. 17 a bit young... But, it's still mostly the cut off @ 17/18.   Can't keep them babied forever.

 

Oh... How 'bout the Washington Nationals! Pesky little Gnats!

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1 hour ago, blizzardman said:


Jerry's current net worth is estimated near $950 million. Please send me into oblivion. 
 

Larry around $450mil


you are taking great pride in the money made by another person?

 

jeepers....

 

 

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1 hour ago, Cripple Creek said:

My fake outrage is near the boiling point.

 

Was the Seinfeld situation weird? Yes. Beyond that? No, not to me.

 

So, Elvis in the 1950's was bad.

 

What's the year cutoff for our outrage? My grandmother was married when she was 16.  Should I seek absolution?

 

 

 

Not sure who's outraged.

 

I suppose, at the time, had the girl had decent parents, they would have been outraged.

 

Did your grandmother marry a man in his late 30s?  I doubt it.

 

My great grandparents were 16 and 17 when they got married.

 

You're being a twisty twisterston just for the sake of twisting.

 

I have little doubt that if one of your daughters, at 17, dated a 38-year-old man, that you and your much better half would have been outraged.

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7 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

 

I have little doubt that if one of your daughters, at 17, dated a 38-year-old man, that you and your much better half would have been outraged.

 

Unless they're the kind of parents who pimp out their kids for money and fame.

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5 hours ago, Gugny said:

 

Not sure who's outraged.

 

I suppose, at the time, had the girl had decent parents, they would have been outraged.

 

Did your grandmother marry a man in his late 30s?  I doubt it.

 

My great grandparents were 16 and 17 when they got married.

 

You're being a twisty twisterston just for the sake of twisting.

 

I have little doubt that if one of your daughters, at 17, dated a 38-year-old man, that you and your much better half would have been outraged.

Not outraged?

 

How about disgusted?  Doesn’t disgust equate outrage?

 

Is borderline like almost pregnant?

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3 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said:

Not outraged?

 

How about disgusted?  Doesn’t disgust equate outrage?

 

Is borderline like almost pregnant?

 

I'm sorry.  You lost me, Exiled.

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11 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

I'm sorry.  You lost me, Exiled.

Sorry, I’ll try to be more clear.

 

Do you equate outrage with disgust? I ask because you tell me that there is no outrage here but people have clearly shown their disgust. Are not those two things along the same plane?

 

Seinfeld has been called a borderline pedo. Does that equate with almost pregnant?

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1 minute ago, Cripple Creek said:

Sorry, I’ll try to be more clear.

 

Do you equate outrage with disgust? I ask because you tell me that there is no outrage here but people have clearly shown their disgust. Are not those two things along the same plane?

 

Seinfeld has been called a borderline pedo. Does that equate with almost pregnant?

 

You ask too many questions.  Alexa, please place Cripple Creek on ignore.

 

 

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21 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

There is a whole "Would ya?" subculture on this board... You saying they are losers? LoL...

 

I do and why I don't think I've ever participated in those threads.  

 

If you can relate to a "child" you're probably a mental midget yourself. 

15 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Then just make theshold for everything 21.  They are all kids... Jesus my man, cut the apron strings somewhere... We continue to keep them children.  Yeah .. 17 a bit young... But, it's still mostly the cut off @ 17/18.   Can't keep them babied forever.

 

Oh... How 'bout the Washington Nationals! Pesky little Gnats!

 

17 is a bit young?  A BIT young??  What the ***** is wrong with you. 

 

But then again have always been into older women. At 18 was dating a 26 year old.  My wife is 7  years older than me.  

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1 hour ago, Cripple Creek said:

Not outraged?

 

How about disgusted?  Doesn’t disgust equate outrage?

 

Is borderline like almost pregnant?

 

No actually, not even close.

 

 

Between Seinfeld's girlfriend and Kramer's ranting thing many years ago, I'm surprised the SJWs haven't demanded the cancellation of all Seinfeld re-runs.

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Just now, KD in CA said:

 

No actually, not even close.

 

 

Between Seinfeld's girlfriend and Kramer's ranting thing many years ago, I'm surprised the SJWs haven't demanded the cancellation of all Seinfeld re-runs.


Are the reruns popular with people who were too young to watch the show when it was on decades ago?

 

 

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2 hours ago, Chef Jim said:

 

I do and why I don't think I've ever participated in those threads.  

 

If you can relate to a "child" you're probably a mental midget yourself. 

 

17 is a bit young?  A BIT young??  What the ***** is wrong with you. 

 

But then again have always been into older women. At 18 was dating a 26 year old.  My wife is 7  years older than me.  

My wife is a year older than me.

 

Kinda the way it should be.  Men die earlier.

 

Oh...

18 year olds go off to war. I guess that's old enough.

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