Royale with Cheese Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a 40 of Colt 45” https://www.waff.com/2019/06/18/allegedly-drunken-man-charged-after-tenn-officer-finds-human-torso-car/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Tequila. The devil’s juice. But I do love the occasional margarita! Uber is your friend. The graphic part of this confounds me, but I’m hoping for a good nights sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 I got a story about a torso one of the boaters saw in the lock one busy autumn weekend a bunch of years ago. They were calling on the Marine Band radio... The USCG/Chicago Police thought they were saying "tortoise." /smh... Anyway we continued to lock and kept dumping water... By the time the cops showed up a few hours later... No sight of aforementioned "torso." A co-worker, operator mentioned: "Who knows, could have been a halloween prop, you know display." The cops said: "What was that? Say that again." ..."Yeah, that's what it was, a halloween prop, we're outta here." Yikes! Anyway... If it was a real torso, you think the thing would have popped up somewhere down river. Never was seen again. Quite the mystery and story of what was really seen that Fall day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 No passenger for EZ Pass lane jokes yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 5 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: I got a story about a torso one of the boaters saw in the lock one busy autumn weekend a bunch of years ago. They were calling on the Marine Band radio... The USCG/Chicago Police thought they were saying "tortoise." /smh... Anyway we continued to lock and kept dumping water... By the time the cops showed up a few hours later... No sight of aforementioned "torso." A co-worker, operator mentioned: "Who knows, could have been a halloween prop, you know display." The cops said: "What was that? Say that again." ..."Yeah, that's what it was, a halloween prop, we're outta here." Yikes! Anyway... If it was a real torso, you think the thing would have popped up somewhere down river. Never was seen again. Quite the mystery and story of what was really seen that Fall day! drunk boaters + drunk myopic lock operators = not quite the mystery 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 6 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: I got a story about a torso one of the boaters saw in the lock one busy autumn weekend a bunch of years ago. They were calling on the Marine Band radio... The USCG/Chicago Police thought they were saying "tortoise." /smh... Anyway we continued to lock and kept dumping water... By the time the cops showed up a few hours later... No sight of aforementioned "torso." A co-worker, operator mentioned: "Who knows, could have been a halloween prop, you know display." The cops said: "What was that? Say that again." ..."Yeah, that's what it was, a halloween prop, we're outta here." Yikes! Anyway... If it was a real torso, you think the thing would have popped up somewhere down river. Never was seen again. Quite the mystery and story of what was really seen that Fall day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Think this was a Netflix movie...or will be soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Since the Meadowlands has been filled for a long time, he was driving to Vegas to make another "hole in the desert." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 (edited) 12 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: drunk boaters + drunk myopic lock operators + lazy cops = not quite the mystery Corrected... Missing the key variable. It was no doubt a floating torso... They were jusy too lazy to show up prompt. If the cops didn't care, why should people be held up... Just flush that ***** -er away. It was the shrewd work of the LockOp to give those Chicago Donut eaters an out on their report. Takes one featherbedder to straighten the situation out. Edited June 20, 2019 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 How did the police report know that he wanted to take a shower? All they found in the back seat was Head and Shoulders. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Corrected... Missing the key variable. It was no doubt a floating torso... They were jusy too lazy to show up prompt. If the cops didn't care, why should people be held up... Just flush that ***** -er away. It was the shrewd work of the LockOp to give those Chicago Donut eaters an out on their report. Takes one featherbedder to straighten the situation out. uh huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Sometimes you accidentally run over a human. Might as well take their torso for a ride and drink some tequila, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Sometimes you accidentally run over a human. Might as well take their torso for a ride and drink some tequila, no? He was dropping him off at the ER After a couple more tequila shots... Cus you know YOLO Edited June 21, 2019 by Buffalo716 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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