Cripple Creek Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 but at least we know what @Royale with Cheese has been up to. https://gizmodo.com/man-suffers-9-day-erection-after-bruising-taint-in-mope-1835153121 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 This poor guy learned a hard lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 56 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: but at least we know what @Royale with Cheese has been up to. https://gizmodo.com/man-suffers-9-day-erection-after-bruising-taint-in-mope-1835153121 This makes me wonder if you pay a subscription to get such news. Does your phone ding when such a story comes up? Do you belong to a special club? Secret handshake? Lot’s of questions.........Just curious. Never mind. I doubt anyone here wants to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Okay... My only moped joke I know. What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? ...They are both fun to ride until your friends see on one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted June 2, 2019 Author Share Posted June 2, 2019 43 minutes ago, Augie said: This makes me wonder if you pay a subscription to get such news. Does your phone ding when such a story comes up? Do you belong to a special club? Secret handshake? Lot’s of questions.........Just curious. So, you really want to know what goes in the sausage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: So, you really want to know what goes in the sausage? No! I want NO knowledge of any sausage! Especially yours, in case you are leaning that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 2 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: This poor guy learned a hard lesson. Taint hard anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 I've never been accused of having any kind of priapism. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Seasons1992 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 OMG I'm laughing so much right now! "Grade IV erection" is a great .38 Special cover band name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 52 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said: OMG I'm laughing so much right now! "Grade IV erection" is a great .38 Special cover band name. I would hate to be the guy who only scores a “Grade 1”. How the heck do they measure this? Does somebody grab hold? If so, who gets the job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Just now, BuffaloBill said: How the heck do they measure this? Does somebody grab hold? If so, who gets the job? I would imagine that there's a protractor of some variety that measures the angle. Then, there's probably some kind of lateral-movement device that can handle the firmness. Something like this........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 (edited) Will there be an investigation to see if the Russians hacked the erection? Edited June 3, 2019 by 4merper4mer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 1 minute ago, 4merper4mer said: Will there be an investigation to see if the Russians hacked the erection? Who gets to be the special counsel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: Who gets to be the special counsel? It will be Peter Struck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said: It will be Peter Struck. Struck to you Strzok to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Just now, BuffaloBill said: Struck to you Strzok to me. Peter Strzok is the investigator so I stand corrected. Peter struck was the cause so I got confused there. In addition, peter stroke was the remedy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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