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Joe Biden walks into a bank to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

Biden: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Joe Biden, the former Vice President of the United States of America !!!!"

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the banking legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Biden: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr. Biden, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Biden: "My goodness. I am urging you, please, to cash this check."

Cashier: "Look Mr. Biden, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.
Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot; the tennis ball landed in my coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. Biden, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?"


Biden stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank, I have absolutely no idea what to do, I don't have a clue."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. Biden?"

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SCHRODINGER’S CANDIDATE: The Strangest Campaign in History? Joe Biden may be running for president — and then again, maybe he’s not.

 

And yet if Biden were to explicitly and publicly advocate the Sanders, AOC, or Warren neo-socialist agenda, he would also lose, turning off his supposed swing-voter and independent suburban constituents.

 

So Biden in the vortex stays nearly mute — a quietude certainly well suited to his age, the prior news cycles of 2020, his cognitive limitations, and his hope that he can win with a rope-a-dope, run-out-the-clock strategy.

 

And now? The polls tighten. This strange year is gradually normalizing. Biden should be rested, after his months-long hiatus. And so will he in the eleventh hour actually conduct a campaign? Yes and no.

 

His strategists still seem to suffer from the Hillary disease. As in 2016, Trump is frenetic in the swing states, the Democratic candidate is virtually nonexistent.

 

As in 2016, Biden and the Democrats talk of a 70 to 90 percent likelihood of victory and an Electoral College blowout. They speculate about who will be the nation’s next cabinet officers, oblivious that such arrogance only feeds their blindness.

 

As in 2016, a few polls — Rasmussen, Trafalgar, Emerson, Zogby — show Trump nearly even or ahead in some states and are thus dismissed. Mainstream polls, as in 2016, likely “prove” their absence of bias by under-sampling working-class Democratic constituencies and over-sampling suburbanites, many of them Republicans — as if they cannot be accused of party asymmetries even as they do not reflect accurate ideological affinities.

 

And the polling outfits that in 2016 assured a Clinton victory are now once against cited for their reassurance that the Democrat remains clearly ahead.

 

 

 

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Voters Deserve To Know Where Biden Stands On Packing the Courts

 

Why won't Joe answer the question? Regarding his answer at the debate, and later during a radio interview...

 

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This would have been a preposterous answer from a presidential candidate had the topic been the future of the Post Office. But that Biden believes he can get away with it on a topic as explosive as blowing up the Supreme Court is nothing short of remarkable. Despite his low-key campaign, it remains the case that Joe Biden is running for president of the United States, and that he had elected to take part in a televised event during which he was expected to take positions and address issues. That his taking a position would become “an issue” in the election is almost certainly true. But that does not represent a bug within the system, but a feature. Americans of all persuasions deserve to know whether Biden is on-board with what would be the most radical reform to our system of government since the Second World War. This is not one of those “pass it to find out what’s in it” situations.

 

Maybe Harris will answer the question. Y'know, if the time comes that she actually takes questions from the press.

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9 minutes ago, IDBillzFan said:

Voters Deserve To Know Where Biden Stands On Packing the Courts

 

Why won't Joe answer the question? Regarding his answer at the debate, and later during a radio interview...

 

 

Maybe Harris will answer the question. Y'know, if the time comes that she actually takes questions from the press.

 

...Joe is deferring to her because she'll be running the show anyhow, right?..................

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19 hours ago, B-Man said:

 

Joe can’t remember that and we believe him.

 

 

Wife of Boston Marathon hero said Biden touched her in 'an inappropriate and uncomfortable way'

by Joseph Simonson

 

Original Article

 

 

 

A looooong history of this.

 

 

 

 

And of course the last paragraph is all about Trump.... smdh...

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The Democrats would need a majority in the House , Senate and have the WH in the election or future to pack the court. If they had that majority no need to pack the court if they stay within the Constitution . They need to get back to 60 votes that means bipartisan legislation.

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https://freebeacon.com/2020-election/biden-said-6114-military-service-members-died-from-covid-the-real-number-is-7/?fbclid=IwAR0K4ZZp2gUoVfAtL4JTVP6IkkS1x85XurSNwoneQQlwfeTu8SuhGhEZ5NI

 

Joe claims that 6114 service members have died from Covid-19. Department of Defense says that the real number is 7. Democrat leaders and the MSM all call it a "rounding error". 

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11 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said:

https://freebeacon.com/2020-election/biden-said-6114-military-service-members-died-from-covid-the-real-number-is-7/?fbclid=IwAR0K4ZZp2gUoVfAtL4JTVP6IkkS1x85XurSNwoneQQlwfeTu8SuhGhEZ5NI

 

Joe claims that 6114 service members have died from Covid-19. Department of Defense says that the real number is 7. Democrat leaders and the MSM all call it a "rounding error". 

 

LOL!  6.114 still doesn't round-up to 7.

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12 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said:

https://freebeacon.com/2020-election/biden-said-6114-military-service-members-died-from-covid-the-real-number-is-7/?fbclid=IwAR0K4ZZp2gUoVfAtL4JTVP6IkkS1x85XurSNwoneQQlwfeTu8SuhGhEZ5NI

 

Joe claims that 6114 service members have died from Covid-19. Department of Defense says that the real number is 7. Democrat leaders and the MSM all call it a "rounding error". 

Carry the 10,000...

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