billsfan1959 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 "That's two times as many standards," he said proudly. "Double is a lot more than single. Anyone who's ever watched a baseball game knows that." "Isn't that right, sweetie?" he said to a young girl in the front row of the crowd, asking her to come up and stand on the stage while he put his hands on her shoulders for the duration of the speech. "Well, looks like something has happened with Biden," said a CNN anchor. "For more details on this possible scandal, we go now to our revered correspondent, Mr. Cricket. Cricket, your thoughts?" The cricket chirped for a full three minutes, representing the full extent of the coverage that viewers would receive over Biden's sexual assault accusations. When he had finished chirping, they moved the cricket back into his cage for the next time they needed a detailed report on a Democratic scandal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leh-nerd skin-erd Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 16 hours ago, PetermansRedemption said: Trump deserves to be a one term president. But my goodness the DNC really couldn’t give us anyone better than Joe Biden ?♂️. I would have preferred ANY democratic nominee over Biden. Hell, bring Hillary out of retirement and it would have been better. Adlai Stevenson. Walter Mondale. Hubert Humphrey. Incredibly, all would offer a better, more cohesive and consistent message than Joe Biden at this point in his life. Plus, you could trust them to keep their hands off the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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B-Man Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Pro-Trump PAC hits ‘Beijing Biden,’ cites China cheerleading. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 HMM: Cracks in the Wall: CBS, PBS Finally Cover Joe Biden Sexual Assault Accuser. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 He's reading his answer from a teleprompter and still can't get it right No Chance Joe. (Note the faces of the hosts ) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Deranged Rhino said: He's reading his answer from a teleprompter and still can't get it right No Chance Joe. (Note the faces of the hosts ) ….he's doing just fine......why he's a "younger" Strom Thurmond, right?...…………. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said: He's reading his answer from a teleprompter and still can't get it right No Chance Joe. (Note the faces of the hosts ) Which female will be debating Trump is the question. This guy looks and talks like he is about to exit stage right. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 minute ago, B-Man said: ...Joe vows to practice his reading this weekend...…….. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 And.............my favorite....... . 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 I'm betting Senile Joe refuses to agree to do a live debate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Doc said: I'm betting Senile Joe refuses to agree to do a live debate. They're going to try like heck to make that a reality. I don't think they can get away with it though in the end. Especially with the numbers as low as they are now (compared to a month ago). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Doc Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 42 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said: The look on Sanjay's face is priceless. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Doc said: The look on Sanjay's face is priceless. ..perhaps he anticipates a new patient....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Doc Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 39 minutes ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: ..perhaps he anticipates a new patient....... I'm betting he's saying to himself "I wish I could get him to draw a clock face." Although I'd have Trump spring that on him during the debates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albwan Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) Edited April 17, 2020 by Albwan 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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