The Real Buffalo Joe Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 This Little Light Of Mine, I'm gonna let it shine, This Little Light Of Mine, I'm gonna let it shine, This Little Light Of Mine, Yes, I'm gonna let it shine, Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 I want you to want me I need you to need me I'd love you to love me I'm beggin' you to beg me I'll shine up my old brown shoes I'll put on a brand new shirt I'll get home early from work If you say that you love me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 I want a love that's right But right is only half of what's wrongI want a short haired girl Who sometimes wears it twice as longNow I'm stepping out this old brown shoeBaby, I'm in love with youI'm so glad you came here, it won't be the same nowI'm telling you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Who wears short shorts We wear short shorts They're such short shorts We like short shorts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Put on your booty shorts Ooh, I really like the sexy way you walk Ooh, I like the way you make your booty talk Everytime you put on your booty shorts Believe dat girl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 https://captaindan.bandcamp.com/album/divide-the-plunder-the-best-of-pirate-rap   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Captain Feathersword Fell asleep on His Pirate Ship Then he woke up on a farm Oh My Goodness me With roosters and ducks singing this song. Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, ####-a-doodle doo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 8 hours ago, SinceThe70s said: Captain Feathersword Fell asleep on His Pirate Ship Then he woke up on a farm Oh My Goodness me With roosters and ducks singing this song. Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, ####-a-doodle doo The Wiggles??!? Â Â Â Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big red car We'll travel near and we'll travel far Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car We're gonna ride the whole day long 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 On 11/6/2019 at 11:36 AM, WhoTom said: I'm gonna wait 'til the stars come out And see that twinkle in your eyes I'm gonna wait 'til the midnight hour That's when my love begins to shine  You're the only girl I know Can really love me so, in the midnight hour   Oh help me, please mama, I'm sick'ningIt's today that's the day of the plungeOh the gal I'm to marryIs a bow-legged sowI've been soakin' up drink like a sponge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 (edited) I like to go swimming with bow legged women and swim between their legs! Edited November 10, 2019 by SinceThe70s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Ooh, I go swimming, swimming in the water Swimming in the river, swimming in the sea I go swimming I go swimming, swimming in the water Swimming in the pool, swimming is cool I go swimming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Take me to the river, drop me in the water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 I can hear the bull frog callin' meWonder if my rope's still hangin' to the treeLove to kick my feet way down the shallow water,Shoe fly, dragon fly, get back to your motherPick up a flat rock, skip it across Green River 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Shoo fly, don't bother me I belong to somebody I feel, I feel, I feel like a morning star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 And if I had the sun and moonAnd they were shinin'...I would give you both night and dayLove satisfyin'... Â Feel like makin' Feel like makin' love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 The chorus sings, "Here comes the bride." Another victim is by her side. He's lost his reason cause it's the season For making whoopee.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 I'm standing at the altar As they play the wedding march I'm in a black tuxedo with my collar full of starch She looks as lovely as she's ever gonna get I wake up from this nightmare in a pool of sweat  Oh no, please not that again Love rears up its ugly head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 I've had the bluesThe reds and the pinksOne thing for sure: Love stinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 She said, "Look, what's your game, baby? Are you tryna' put me to shame? " I said "Slow, don't go so fast, don't you think that love can last?" She said, "Love, Lord above, Now you're tryna' trick me in love. " All right now, baby, it's a-all right now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 So long honey babeWhere I'm bound, I can't tellGoodbye is too good a word, babeSo I just say fare thee wellI ain't sayin' you treated me unkindYou could have done better but I don't mindYou just kinda wasted my precious timeBut don't think twice, it's all right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Now-a I see you come down on the scene Oh foxy You make me want to get up and a scream Foxy, oh baby listen now I've made up my mind Yeah, I'm tired of wasting all my precious time You got to be all mine, all mine Foxy lady Here I come Foxy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Shout Shout, knock, yourself out Come On yell, yell, loud, and swell You Gotta scream, scream, you know what I mean Put Another dime in the record machine Hey We're havin' a party now it's just begun We're All over here and havin' fun Joe's All alone and he wants to be kissed While Mary's in the corner and she's doin' the twist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 (edited) There she is again standin' over by the record machineLooking like a model on the cover of a magazineShe's too cute to be a minute over seventeen  Meanwhile I was thinkin'  If she's in the mood no need to break itI got the chance and I oughta take itIf she can dance we can make itC'mon queenie let's shake it  Go, go, go, little queenie Edited November 11, 2019 by The Real Buffalo Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Well I'm a-standin' on a corner in Winslow, ArizonaSuch a fine sight to seeIt's a girl my lord in a flatbed Ford Slowin' down to take a look at me  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 As I was motivatin' over the hillI saw Maybellene in a coup de ville.A Cadillac a-rollin' on the open road,Nothin' will outrun my V8 Ford.The Cadillac doin' 'bout ninety-five,She's bumper to bumper rollin' side by side. Â Maybellene, why can't you be true?Oh Maybellene, why can't you be true?You've started back doing the things you used to do. Â (Yes two Chuck Berry songs in a row. Fight me.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 You know I can be found Sitting home all alone If you can't come around At least please telephone Don't be cruel to a heart that's true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Readin' that Tulsa telephone book, can drive a guy insane Especially if that girl you're lookin' for has no last name I gotta find her and tell her, I don't want our love to end So I'm readin' that Tulsa telephone book again  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Well, I've heard my name A few times in your phone book (hello, hello) And I've seen it on signs where I've played But the only time I know I'll hear "David Allan Coe" Is when Jesus has his final judgment day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Say my name, say my name If no one is around you Say baby I love you If you ain't runnin' game Say my name, say my name You actin' kinda shady Ain't callin' me baby Why the sudden change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figster Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 I am, I am, I amI said I wanna get next to youI said I gonna get close to youYou wouldn't want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too?I ain't, I ain't, I ain'tA buyin' into your apathyI'm gonna learn ya my philosophyYou wanna know about atrocity, atrocity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 I met this girl for the first time on Saturday nightStanding in the queue at the Odeon alrightOh I took her by surpriseWhen I gave her one of my linesShe started smiling at me real fine (ha)That's when I said  Can I sit next to you, girlCan I sit next to you, girlCan I sit next to you, girlCan I sit next to you, girlCan I sit next to you? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 I can turn the gray sky blueI can make it rain, whenever I want it to, oh II can build a castle from a single grain of sandI can make a ship sail, on dry land tell 'em yeahBut my life is incomplete and I'm so blue'Cause I can't get next to you I can't get next to you, babe (next to you)I can't get next to you (I just can't get next you)I can't get next to you, babeI can't get next to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Like a lazy flowing riverSurrounding castles in the skyAnd the crowd is growing biggerListening for the happy soundsAnd I got to let them fly  Woah, oh listen to the musicWoah, oh listen to the musicWoah, oh listen to the musicAll the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 God save the child who rings that bellMay have one good ring baby, you can't tellOne watch by night, one watch by dayIf you get confused, listen to the music play! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Golden rings (golden ring) with one tiny little stone Waiting there (waiting there) for someone to take you home By itself (by itself) it's just a cold metallic thing Only love can make a golden wedding ring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Who wants to buy this diamond ring? She took it off her finger, now it doesn't mean a thing This diamond ring doesn't shine for me anymore And this diamond ring doesn't mean what it meant before So if you've got someone whose love is true Let it shine for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Now Leroy, he's a gamblerAnd he likes his fancy clothesAnd he likes to wave his diamond ringsIn front of everybody's nose  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Man buys ring woman throws it away Same old thing happens everyday I'm down (I'm really down) I'm down (Down on the ground) I'm down (I'm really down) How can you laugh when you know I'm down (How can you laugh) When you know I'm down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Well, I've been down so Goddamn longThat it looks like up to meWell, I've been down so very damn longThat it looks like up to meYeah, why don't one you peopleC'mon and set me free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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