Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Just now, Buffalo716 said: Hahahaha those are creepy! You’re telling me they aren’t sharpied on! I’m sure some are. Others are manicured on purpose to be that thin <shudder>. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Classic Thatswhat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 I was talking to my Dad a few days ago and he mentioned seeing one legged goose. He didn't have a nervous breakdown or anything, he just thought it was kind of cute hopping around on one leg Anyone know where this chick had her life changing moment? It might have been the same goose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Watched about 20 seconds. She seems smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Lolz. I saw a one legged goose next to a pond while playing disc golf last year. I clearly saw its stump of the missing leg so it wasn't just tucked up. The flamingos at the zoo all stand around on one leg with the other leg tucked up. That chick would freak out to see a whole flock of tall, one legged, pink geeses! And, nope. I feel like a creep even thinking about ladies that young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 She'd be tripping if she saw them fighting. I filmed this at work a while back: It's nasty out there... Goose eat Goose world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, BUFFALOKIE said: Lolz. I saw a one legged goose next to a pond while playing disc golf last year. I clearly saw its stump of the missing leg so it wasn't just tucked up. The flamingos at the zoo all stand around on one leg with the other leg tucked up. That chick would freak out to see a whole flock of tall, one legged, pink geeses! And, nope. I feel like a creep even thinking about ladies that young. ....and what about the ones you wax your carrot to on youporn? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: ....and what about the ones you wax your carrot to on youporn? I thought about elaborating on that point, but think it is also creepy to discuss that too. But. Any female under the approximate age of 25 is no go zone in my mind. Plenty of fine "MILFs" out there showin it, since you asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, BUFFALOKIE said: I thought about elaborating on that point, but think it is also creepy to discuss that too. But. Any female under the approximate age of 25 is no go zone in my mind. Plenty of fine "MILFs" out there showin it, since you asked. Fair enough...and just for context how old are you? I’m turning 40 in a couple weeks, and I have a young daughter (which changes your perception about these things). I guess I would (if single) “date” a girl in her early-mid 20’s, but it would depend a great deal on her maturity level. I work with a really hot 25 year old teacher who also is really mature, educated, and classy. She would get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 39 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Fair enough...and just for context how old are you? I’m turning 40 in a couple weeks, and I have a young daughter (which changes your perception about these things). I guess I would (if single) “date” a girl in her early-mid 20’s, but it would depend a great deal on her maturity level. I work with a really hot 25 year old teacher who also is really mature, educated, and classy. She would get it. 46. I have 15 and 20 year olds... At age 36 (dirty sex) I was freshly single and killin it. Got hooked up with a fine 24 year old and stuck with her just long enough to stick it to her. I felt, still feel lik, a jerk. I felt like less of a jerk with the other 30/40/50 somethins.. Been celibate for nearly three years now. Not by choice, but lack of give a ***** has overcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 11 minutes ago, BUFFALOKIE said: 46. I have 15 and 20 year olds... At age 36 (dirty sex) I was freshly single and killin it. Got hooked up with a fine 24 year old and stuck with her just long enough to stick it to her. I felt, still feel lik, a jerk. I felt like less of a jerk with the other 30/40/50 somethins.. Been celibate for nearly three years now. Not by choice, but lack of give a ***** has overcome. So, you got married again 3 years ago? ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoudyBills Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 On 1/24/2019 at 11:43 AM, Seasons1992 said: Pass, due to her stupidity. Smack her right in the forehead hellahard with the shlong. She's a tard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 23 minutes ago, CoudyBills said: Smack her right in the forehead hellahard with the shlong. She's a tard. I think you meant to post this on the porn hub forum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan4 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 On 1/24/2019 at 11:42 AM, Royale with Cheese said: Watch the end...and yes I would. “What am I supposed to do?” Well you better pull out your phone and film yourself talking about this, of course! lol seriously though, why does that seem to be people’s first instinct these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, BillsFan4 said: “What am I supposed to do?” Well you better pull out your phone and film yourself talking about this, of course! lol seriously though, why does that seem to be people’s first instinct these days? Have you been to a concert in the past 10 years? Most people watch the show through their iPhones. Pisses me off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan4 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 13 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Have you been to a concert in the past 10 years? Most people watch the show through their iPhones. Pisses me off. Yep. It’s like that with basically everything these days. Its almost like, if you don’t film something and post it on social media it didn’t happen. People are so worried about posting everything they do online. I guess I’m just getting old cause I don’t get it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 In theaters soon The Goose with the Hidden Leg. A sad tale with an angry ending Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 I wonder how many tears she's shed over Trevor the duck: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/01/29/fly-trevor-pacific-island-mourns-death-worlds-loneliest-duck/?utm_term=.9b25bb61666c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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