Deranged Rhino Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 ********************************************** I mean... I can't. I just can't. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 24 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said: ********************************************** I mean... I can't. I just can't. That campaign needs some celebrity endorsements. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 SOuth Dakota State is the home of the Jackrabbits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 . . 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Deranged Rhino said: ********************************************** I mean... I can't. I just can't. You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the mother****er. Go back in there, chill them ****s out and wait for the Meth, who should be coming directly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 This should go quite well with North Dakota's upcoming "We Are The Danger" and Nebraska's "Come Manage a Cinnabon in Omaha" campaigns. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 It shook his whole body 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said: It shook his whole body Spit take warning: Edited November 19, 2019 by Hedge 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 9 hours ago, DC Tom said: This should go quite well with North Dakota's upcoming "We Are The Danger" and Nebraska's "Come Manage a Cinnabon in Omaha" campaigns. Wyoming needs to get in on this too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DC Tom Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Working in a government office, we're of course not particularly allowed to say that people have gone "full re-tard." But it was no less satisfying to tell my boss today that he went full "Tugg Speedman as Simple Jack." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 12 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Working in a government office, we're of course not particularly allowed to say that people have gone "full re-tard." But it was no less satisfying to tell my boss today that he went full "Tugg Speedman as Simple Jack." I hope he had no idea who that was, and played it off -- then later, Googled it and discovered to his sadness what you meant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said: I hope he had no idea who that was, and played it off -- then later, Googled it and discovered to his sadness what you meant It was even funnier because it was in response to him trying to fire me. I should clarify: he's the program manager on my project, and my day-to-day boss, but he's from a different company than me. Let's just call him ######o Montalban. He called my corporate boss - who, through some byzantine shell company organization, is also his boss on the project - telling my boss that today was my last day. My boss called me laughing, asking me what the hell was going on...which I had little idea. (I mean, aside from ######o Montalban committing payroll fraud, and having multiple complaints of sexual and racial harassment against him, and me talking to an attorney about it today.) It was then that I told ######o Montalban that you never go full "Tugg Speedman as Simple Jack." He didn't know who it was, but he knew it wasn't good. EDIT: I should clarify that this is two weeks after I've already given them my resignation from the project. Edited November 20, 2019 by DC Tom 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Does he speak often of “Rich Corinthian Leather?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 So I'm at the orthopedist for a follow-up on my torn hamstring. Naturally, I wore shorts despite it being 45 degrees out. Walking in to the building, random stranger comments: "You're wearing shorts? That's stupid." Me: "You're trying to push open a door labelled 'PULL'." Sometimes the best way to say "You're an idiot" is to not say it at all. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Freedom Is on the March, and the Elites Can't Stand It Original Article A glaring sign of our intelligentsia's decrepitude is their absolute lack of interest in understanding either the Brexit vote or the election of Donald Trump. With a few notable exceptions, those who claim to spend their lives doing the public "thinking" that must surely require higher faculties than possessed by common people, have shown no intellectual curiosity for the social shifts of our day. You would think people who do thinking for a living would find the events in the U.K. and the U.S. fascinating and historically compelling, if for no other reason than that neither outcome was expected by the public intellectuals themselves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 How many people will get a 23andMe kit for christmas and discover they are Hunter Biden's kid? . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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