CowgirlsFan Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 from the top of the ferris wheel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 TIME OUT:  Just so everyone understands how this thread works ...  You are not supposed to COMPLETE A SENTENCE.  YOU ARE SUPPOSED to leave a word off of the end of the sentence, so the next person can CONTINUE THE SENTENCE.  This is what a RUN ON (as in "running on and on") sentence is.  Good example ... "before projectile vomiting on top of the"  See how he DID NOT FINISH THE SENTENCE?!?!?  That is the POINT OF THE THREAD!!!!  As you were. from the top of the ferris wheel  ... (I needed the ... because the sentence was finished) ....  at the Washington County Fair, where BringBackFergy was moonlighting as a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 7, 2017 Author Share Posted October 7, 2017 TIME OUT: Â Just so everyone understands how this thread works ... Â You are not supposed to COMPLETE A SENTENCE. Â YOU ARE SUPPOSED to leave a word off of the end of the sentence, so the next person can CONTINUE THE SENTENCE. Â This is what a RUN ON (as in "running on and on") sentence is. Â Good example ... "before projectile vomiting on top of the" Â See how he DID NOT FINISH THE SENTENCE?!?!? Â That is the POINT OF THE THREAD!!!! Â As you were. Â ... (I needed the ... because the sentence was finished) .... Â at the Washington County Fair, where BringBackFergy was moonlighting as a over officious jerk named gugny that thought he knew the rules to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 over officious jerk named gugny that thought he knew the rules to  the continuation of a run on sentence, got a little frustrated with non-compliance, but feels better now that he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 cleared the air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 7, 2017 Author Share Posted October 7, 2017 Â the continuation of a run on sentence, got a little frustrated with non-compliance, but feels better now that he got to wear his brown shirt, arm band and funny mustache while flexing his Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 ...anti-grammar Nazi muscle, or as the easily offended might call it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 cleared the air ...anti-grammar Nazi muscle, or as the easily offended might call it... "Putting on his NASDAP cap" which is a bit of an overstatement, although there have been reports for years that Gugny is in fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 an undercover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 English teacher at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Wal-Mart, but only on weekends and never on Wednesdays, which he reserves exclusively for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 his therapy sessions to cure dissociative fugue because he was caught naked and wandering around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 7, 2017 Author Share Posted October 7, 2017 rue 21 mumbling something about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 all the S&H green stamp books he still has which he forgot to cash in to get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 ...an antique used porcelain rooster ring and butt plug set, which was previously owned and enjoyed in the 1930's by none other than... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Johnny Hammersticks and his band of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Brazilian waxers who became famous by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Wax the inside of chef Jim’s nose because Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 (edited) it was the right thing to do during their acclaimed naked performances art renditions of "Waxing and Plugging," an ode to... Edited October 7, 2017 by transient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 the Beef on Weck, because in Chef Jim's nose, there was both cocaine AND caraway seeds which made for perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 ...combination of stimulant and aromatic; a drug combination made famous by none other than the late Pablo Escobar, but rather than caraway seeds, Pablo's nose contained cocaine and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 ...and cocaine... and more cocaine; it just so happened that due to storage conditions it reeked of blood and money, giving rise to the concept of designer cocaine which was popularized... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 ...and cocaine... and more cocaine; it just so happened that due to storage conditions it reeked of blood and money, giving rise to the concept of designer cocaine which was popularized... Â by Tony Montana, a young Cuban entrepreneur, who's right hand man was none other than Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 (edited) ...Pennywise the Clown, who, in point of fact, was left handed, but who did a seriously crazy amount of blow in the '70s and '80s while hanging with... Edited October 7, 2017 by transient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 his fraternity brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 ....Ralph, Ralph, and Randy who were notorious for firing ping-pong balls from various orifices of their bodies; enentually taking their act on the road as the opener for comedian.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 ...Tony Montana, whose act, due to the opener, bombed so badly that he had to take up another line of work, bringing the story full circle to his exploits with Pennywise and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 ...Bobo the clown; working in the clown snuff-film industry...their most famous work involving helium balloons and tapioca pudding, in which they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 gave birth to the World Wrestling Federation and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 changed the sports world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 forever, while setting a Guiness Book of World Records record for making the most fans faint during a single, live sporting event when Ralph, Ralph, and Randy decided to step up their ping pong ball/body orifice act a notch and actually shot a ping pong ball from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 off the roof of ADPRO Training Center Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 into another orifice, to be fired a distance into another orifice, and so on like a long distance human ping-ping centipede, leading to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 the 50 yard line of New Era Field Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 and straight up into supercilious and pedantic DCTom's anal orifice while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRBills Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Calling them a bunch of idiots, so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 ...as to deflate their already deflated self of steams, which irregardless of their amazing ping pong ball trick skills, turned them into sex crazed lunatics with long.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Fingernails that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 grew from the powder dip from the nail salon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 (edited) That is run by Native American Indians who hate Buffalo Bills fans because of the injustice back in the Edited October 8, 2017 by mead107 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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