Jauronimo Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) Observations on the game. Will update in real time For those that have gone mercifully deaf, Gruden is on his game tonight. Should be great broadcast. The Orangemen are playing with a lot of energy tonight after firing their HC just days ago. Gruden on the topic of Donte Whitner "he's a winner". Poltifact's truth-o-meter has deemed this statement to be dubious. 2 min warning in the second quarter. Everyone is a front runner for the Gruden Grinder tonight and title of John Gruden's best friend. Tight race. Halftime. Berman is having an aneurysm. Ottawa has a CFL franchise called the Red Blacks. Where is the outrage?!?! Snyder must have something to do with this. Whitner has challenged Poltiifact to a boxing match and pre-emptively reneged on his next 5 twitter giveaways. Whitler don't play. The new Cuse coach pettine has ties to Marrone and Buffalo. Small world. This Schaub guy is looking sharp so far. He might have a real future in football. Baltimore backup QBs are looking like a hot commodity. Edited December 1, 2015 by Jauronimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Frankish Reich Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Observations on the game. Will update in real time For those that have gone mercifully deaf, Gruden is on his game tonight. Should be great broadcast. The Orangemen are playing with a lot of energy tonight after firing their HC just days ago. Gruden on the topic of Donte Whitner "he's a winner". Poltifact's truth-o-meter has deemed this statement to be dubious. 2 min warning in the second quarter. Everyone is a front runner for the Gruden Grinder tonight and title of John Gruden's best friend. Tight race. Halftime. Berman is having an aneurysm. Ottawa has a CFL franchise called the Red Blacks. Where is the outrage?!?! Snyder must have something to do with this. Whitner has challenged Poltiifact to a boxing match and pre-emptively reneged on his next 5 twitter giveaways. Whitler don't play. The new Cuse coach pettine has ties to Marrone and Buffalo. Small world. This Schaub guy is looking sharp so far. He might have a real future in football. Baltimore backup QBs are looking like a hot commodity. Nicely done. Waiting for the updates ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 I just turned it on. Matt Schaub pick 6. It's 2013 all over again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaadThingsMan Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Geez, did Vegas have odds on that? Pick-6 shaub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted December 1, 2015 Author Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) After a first half romance, Gruden is very disappointed in Schaub following the pick 6. They may be having dinner at Pomodoro tomorrow night. Barkevious Mingo??? Pretty sure Gruden is making up names. Marc Trestman wears the same glasses as my mother. John Hughes is almost unrecognizable these days. Probably why Molly Ringwald left him assuming they were together. They were most likely together. Why else would you put her in every movie? Edited December 1, 2015 by Jauronimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) The loser of this game is in position for the #2 pick in the draft. Ravens playing this smart and Browns thinking they can sell hope. Not too Shaubby Edited December 1, 2015 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted December 1, 2015 Author Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) Justin Gilbert took a massive hit and is very shaken up on the Raven's sideline. Per Jay Glaze Her (adult film star I follow) Jeff Fisher is reportedly pursuing a trade. Stay tuned. Gruden has not mentioned Brett Favre once tonight. I'm concerned. Bring back Kornheiser! Edited December 1, 2015 by Jauronimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted December 1, 2015 Author Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) McCown is down and its looking like Johnny F@#$ign Football time!!!! Pettine might just forfeit. Per sources deep within the organization, Ray Farmer has sent Mike Pettine 37 text messages since the first quarter with variations of "FLee flickerZ LOL". Apparently, Farmer has learned nothing from his first suspension. The only commercials tonight that haven't been pushing erection pills are selling wood splitters. Mixed messages, ESPN. Edited December 1, 2015 by Jauronimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Isn't JFF the #3 QB? He had a few before the game so he's hoping that's still the case. Holy balls the Ravens went for it on 4th down on their own 25. Hella respect for that Browns D! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted December 1, 2015 Author Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) Gruden is befuddled as Cleveland gives up a first down on first and 20. Pettine is no longer in the running to be the Grinding Gruden. Everyone else is still alive. Isn't JFF the #3 QB? He had a few before the game so he's hoping that's still the case.Holy balls the Ravens went for it on 4th down on their own 25. Hella respect for that Browns D! Theres no time fact check, Yolo. We're doing this thing live and uncut so hold on to your foreskin. Its going to be wild a finish here. Update: My sources have confirmed that Austin Davis will play if McCown is hurt because "dude, that guy Pitten is a pain in my a$$. Wasn't even that drunk" Edited December 1, 2015 by Jauronimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) Gruden: "What coverage are they playing?!" A memoir to the 2015 Cleveland Browns. Edited December 1, 2015 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted December 1, 2015 Author Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) Austin Davis has thrown one pass and here come the boos. #FreeJohnnyFootball2016 Manziel is reportedly staring intently at an Etch-O-Sketch and hoping no one notices he lost his tablet. Morgan Cox demonstrates the importance of a franchise long snapper. Extend Sanborn now while we can still afford him. Austin Davis walks back on to the field and boos have started again. Apparently Cleveland fans really want to watch someone else fail. They're getting pretty picky about the way they lose games now. Real connoisseurs.* Gruden will eat mustard off just about anything. I always suspected and now we know. 2 Minute Warning or 120 seconds remaining for those of you who subscribe to the metric system. Browns fans have stopped booing Davis long enough to cheer as he throws a bomb to Benjamin for a TD. Overtime? Austin Davis is 6/7 for 71 yards and a TD. At this rate, if were to extrapolate his stats and project over a 10 year career, he's looking like the greatest QB in NFL history. Keep your eye on this kid. First Favre reference of the night! Tirico breaks the ice and Gruden declines the opportunity to remind us that he once held a clipboard next to Brett. Trouble in paradise?? Schaub throws an INT with 50 seconds left on the clock. Davis wisely does everything in his power to kill the remaining game clock and force OT. When you don't know when you'll get on the field again, make it last. *Like degenerate alcoholics, you're still ok as long someone is slightly worse than you. Edited December 1, 2015 by Jauronimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Frankish Reich Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) Austin Davis has thrown one pass and here come the boos. #FreeJohnnyFootball2016 Manziel is reportedly staring intently at an Etch-O-Sketch and hoping no one notices he lost his tablet. Morgan Cox demonstrates the importance of a franchise long snapper. Extend Sanborn now while we can still afford him. Austin Davis walks back on to the field and boos have started again. Apparently Cleveland fans really want to watch someone else fail. They're getting pretty picky about the way they lose games now. Real connoisseurs.* Gruden will eat mustard off just about anything. I always suspected and now we know. 2 Minute Warning or 120 seconds remaining for those of you who subscribe to the metric system. Browns fans have stopped booing Davis long enough to cheer as he throws a bomb to Benjamin for a TD. Overtime? Austin Davis is 6/7 for 80 yards and a TD. At this rate, if were to extrapolate his stats and project over a 10 year career, he's looking like the greatest QB in NFL history. Keep your eye on this kid. First Favre reference of the night! Tirico breaks the ice and Gruden declines the opportunity to remind us that he once held a clipboard next to Brett. Trouble in paradise?? *Like degenerate alcoholics, you're still ok as long someone is slightly worse than you. In fine form indeed! Wow, this is the somehow both the worst NFL game of the year and mildly entertaining! Matt Schaub vs. Austin Davis, that's some quality viewing ... EDIT: wasn't Austin Davis kind of fun like this last year too? Kind of a Mad Bomber for the modern era? Why doesn't this guy get to start? Better than watching the Matt Schaubs and Matt Cassells of the NFL world Edited December 1, 2015 by The Frankish Reich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Why the f#&@ did he slide there instead of going out of bounds? I'm betting CLE misses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyQuil Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 LOL at the Browns going full Bills at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) No matter how bad Bills fans have it, Browns fans have it worse. Factory of Sadness indeed. Edited December 1, 2015 by PromoTheRobot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted December 1, 2015 Author Share Posted December 1, 2015 3 seconds left. Its all on Coons to kick the FG and win the game. Blocked and returned for TD by Will Smoke Dem Blunts Hill. Factory of Sadness indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strive_for_five_guy Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 LOL at the Browns going full Bills at the end. Haha who is cursed more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted December 1, 2015 Author Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) Will Hill to reactivate his legendary twitter account. #Sour http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/1/19/1943956/the-happy-football-life-of-will-hill The Ground Gruden is Kamar Aiken formerly of Bills training camp fame. Kudos to Aiken. Steve Young stutters and stammers while Ray Lewis looks on with the cool confidence of a man that has gotten away with murder. Classic paradigm. I would not be surprised to see them star in a buddy, cop movie sometime soon. Edited December 1, 2015 by Jauronimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan714 Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Thats loss on MNF was Bills like, feel your pain Browns fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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