Nihilarian Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 A few of my favorite lines... I just got through hating our head coach when he was with the Jets, but have managed to tell myself I was mistaken and he’s really a genius just needing a fair shot. All 3 QBs have just as much a chance of starting all 16 games as they do getting cut before training camp ends. That doesn’t stop Tony in Cheektowaga from thinking we’re going to the Super Bowl this year. The last time we won a playoff game, Don Shula was the opposing coach Man, so true for me. I hated Ryan as the Jets HC, and was so happy the Bills made him look so feeble 2x last year. My favorite line from last season was we are going to play 1000% better in out second game against Buffalo. Needless to say they lost so badly 23-43. Now I'm rooting for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaninATL Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Love the line about drinking Fireball shots out of the finger holes of a bowling ball. For some reason it immediately made me think of doing that next to Pinto Ron's BBQ ....👍👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Couldn't they find a picture of the teachers having sex in the restroom? too old. already used for the one following that season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 It is true, and it is sad and disturbing. Any time there are heavy rains, Lake Erie turns into a toilet. If you look at an aerial photo of the shoreline after it rains, you will see a nice brown line of raw sewage. Here's an article from 2013 if you want some light reading. The guy they interviewed looks like Tim Graham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 They’re all here: hazers, punchers, convicts, rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ****-kickers AND METHODISTS!!!!!!! God bless Mel Brooks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan_34 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Jeesh! That pic! What the hell is that guy doing to her?Cmon man---you cant figure it out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blokestradamus Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Karlos "mystery nut surgery" Williams I sense a fantasy team name out of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Great stuff, as always. Deadspin is as good as Bleacher Report is bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 From the comments: Leo: I was in 3rd grade when the Bills last made the playoffs, I now have a real job and college debt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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