WhitewalkerInPhilly Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Yes, this is fake. Yes this is a chance to rag on outside commentators. But we tend to be a brilliantly vindictive and bitter lot, so I have no objections to people recreating Twitter posts that they...*sigh* sadly, could consider realistic for people who cover the Bills. Mosty because we are apparently the dumpster fire upon which good news is burned. So far, the fake posts are: @mikerodak: The former offensive coordinator who worked with Kaepernick and Alex Smith will likely run things similar to how he ran things with Kaepernick and Alex Smith. ESPN has paid me to share this opinion with you. @JasonLaCanfora: Entire #Dolphins offensive lineup out for year after Suh stompings. Suh suspended indefinitely @JasonLaCanfora: #Dolphins still best positioned to knock off #Patriots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 @mikerodak: I have the smallest penis ever and I secretly love the Bills, but I have been pumped full of so much Bill B's baby batter that I feel compelled to support them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 @TheRealMelKiper 7m Mel Kiper Check out my latest 2010 NFL Mock Draft version 2,438.0 where I show how each team should have drafted. Remember to follow me for all of my re-draft articles because it really matters in 2015. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 @MikeRodak ESPN has informed me that even if I take someone else's information and call it my own, it's still news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwight in philly Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 (edited) @JasonLaCanfora:still hearing bill polian to the Bills.. miami to match buffalo offer for clay.my sourses say .stevie johnson to pats a done deal.. Edited March 21, 2015 by dwight in philly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybee Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 This is great ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 @JasonLaCanfora: Hearing Jon Bon Jovi will be introduced as Bills owner tomorrow. Trump to be Vice Owner until next presidential bid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwight in philly Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 @TheRealMelKiper 7m Mel Kiper Check out my latest 2010 NFL Mock Draft version 2,438.0 where I show how each team should have drafted. Remember to follow me for all of my re-draft articles because it really matters in 2015. @TheRealMelKiper.. remember how i called indy taking luck.. check out this years' mock.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 @JasonLaCanfora: Hearing Jon Bon Jovi will be introduced as Bills owner tomorrow. Trump to be Vice Owner until next presidential bid @JasonLaCanfora: Update: Terry Pegula's ownership bid to withdrawn due to unnoticed fact that he also owned Buffalo Sabres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwight in philly Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 @JasonLaCanfora: Update: Terry Pegula's ownership bid to withdrawn due to unnoticed fact that he also owned Buffalo Sabres. @JasonLaCanfora: Update:my sources say pegula going to go hard for the Bills despite the dual ownership problem.. may have to sell the hockey team, possibly to to his daughters, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 @JasonLaCanfora: Update:my sources say pegula going to go hard for the Bills despite the dual ownership problem.. may have to sell the hockey team, possibly to to his daughters, @JasonLaCanfora: Update: Found loophole. Pegula to move Bills to Hamilton to avoid dual ownership problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 @TheRealMelKiper Sources confirm the undefeated 70's Dolphin team did not, in fact, lose a single game. More to follow at my Insider page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhitewalkerInPhilly Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 (edited) @MikeRodak: Bills hope to not need to pay Marcel Dareus Suh money. Would also have preferred Norwood to kick a bit more left. Edited March 26, 2015 by Whitewalker Merriman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 @joebuscaglia: After watching every game that he has ever played, I have determined that Aaron Rodgers, is in fact, good. @mikerodak: 2m BREAKING: Buffalo Bills trade 4 1st round picks to move up in draft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffalothruMyVeins Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 @MikeRodak: Bills hope to not need to pay Marcel Dareus Suh money. Would also have preferred Norway to kick a bit more left. Norway has always tended to kick a little to the right, haven't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobu Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 @mikerodak: Bills fans are some of the nicest, well spoken fans in the NFL. I just love it when they leave positive comments on my blog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 @joebuscaglia: After watching every game that he has ever played, I have determined that Aaron Rodgers, is in fact, good. @mikerodak: 2m BREAKING: Buffalo Bills trade 4 1st round picks to move up in draft. @joebuscaglia Joe Buscaglia 4m @mikerodak I thought it was 5 first rounders...but we got Sammy and he's really good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 @mikerodak Mike Rodak 6m League to investigate Pegulas for attempting to compete against NE. As penalty, may have to move team to new LA stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanMike Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 @timgraham: Everytime Rex Ryan lies my nose grows. #pinocchioeffect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhitewalkerInPhilly Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 Norway has always tended to kick a little to the right, haven't they? Freaking autocorrect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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