Hapless Bills Fan Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I swear, no one could make this stuff up about Marrone. It seems he's swilled down a bucket o' Karma in his past life. But enough is enough. Let's talk about Gronkowski. No one could make this up either: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/rob-gronkowski-erotic-fiction-reality-article-1.2066492 Rob Gronkowski inspires erotic fiction novel The New England Patriots superstar is the muse behind 'A Gronking to Remember,' a new adult novella about a woman's sexual awakening at the sight of the All-Pro tight end doing his thing on the football field.BY Jaime Uribarri NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Published: Monday, January 5, 2015, 3:55 PM How many days until the draft? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSOL Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Who on the Bills covers him next year? Kiko, Aaron Williams, please blow this guy up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted January 6, 2015 Author Share Posted January 6, 2015 Who on the Bills covers him next year? Kiko, Aaron Williams, please blow this guy up! I'm sure he neither authorized nor endorsed this. The possibilities for trash talk are ... well, judge for yourself: "No detail is too graphic or ridiculous for author Lacey Noonan, who describes bored housewife Leigh's first exposure to Gronk as "jiggling ribbons of electric jelly through my body." "It’s hard to explain exactly, but seeing such a fierce display of physical domination on the TV made me feel like a woman," Leigh confesses while her oblivious husband watches the game with her. "I bet Gronk has a six pack you could wash laundry on. I lick my lips thinking about it." I almost feel sorry for Robby boy. Almost. And she wants it to be a series: "But Noonan is only getting started and has billed "A Gronking to Remember" as “Book One in the Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series." " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionallyUnstable Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Who on the Bills covers him next year? Kiko, Aaron Williams, please blow this guy up! Bradham was our best cover LB this year. I think he would be a front runner for the gig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Frankish Reich Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Bradham was our best cover LB this year. I think he would be a front runner for the gig As a Bills fan, my wife prefers A Meatballing to Remember, an erotic fantasy inspired by Kyle Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted January 6, 2015 Author Share Posted January 6, 2015 As a Bills fan, my wife prefers A Meatballing to Remember, an erotic fantasy inspired by Kyle Williams. Gaaaaaaaah! "cover" LB? A Meatballing to Remember? I need a new keyboard now! I'm just fed up with all the "Let's Bring in Mediocre Young QB A, B, and C who are under contract to other teams" threads. I needed a diversion -- so to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed_Formerly_of_Roch Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Isn't Gronk married to a porn star?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sodbuster Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I wonder how many erotic novel titles based on players names we can come up with. Right off the top of my head: Fifty Shades of MarQueis Gray. Manuel Stimulation. Robert Griffin:The Thirst. Something about Jordan Gay... Not that there's anything wring with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted January 6, 2015 Author Share Posted January 6, 2015 Isn't Gronk married to a porn star?? I don't think so. There was a bit of a swirl when he posed shirtless with a porn star wearing his jersey back in 2011, you know, back before the Patriots had TE being accused of murder and so forth to worry about. They both claimed it was only a picture, though the star in question expressed regret about that. I don't think Gronk is married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Frankish Reich Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I wonder how many erotic novel titles based on players names we can come up with. Right off the top of my head: Fifty Shades of MarQueis Gray. Manuel Stimulation. Robert Griffin:The Thirst. Something about Jordan Gay... Not that there's anything wring with that. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I swear, no one could make this stuff up about Marrone. It seems he's swilled down a bucket o' Karma in his past life. But enough is enough. Let's talk about Gronkowski. No one could make this up either: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/rob-gronkowski-erotic-fiction-reality-article-1.2066492 Rob Gronkowski inspires erotic fiction novel The New England Patriots superstar is the muse behind 'A Gronking to Remember,' a new adult novella about a woman's sexual awakening at the sight of the All-Pro tight end doing his thing on the football field.BY Jaime Uribarri NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Published: Monday, January 5, 2015, 3:55 PM How many days until the draft? "No detail is too graphic or ridiculous for author Lacey Noonan, who describes bored housewife Leigh's first exposure to Gronk as "jiggling ribbons of electric jelly through my body." "It’s hard to explain exactly, but seeing such a fierce display of physical domination on the TV made me feel like a woman," Leigh confesses while her oblivious husband watches the game with her. "I bet Gronk has a six pack you could wash laundry on. I lick my lips thinking about it." OH Yeah that is toooooo awesome, only in America :lol: :lol: I wonder how many erotic novel titles based on players names we can come up with. Right off the top of my head: Fifty Shades of MarQueis Gray. Manuel Stimulation. Robert Griffin:The Thirst. Something about Jordan Gay... Not that there's anything wring with that. Ahhh, this place, it's the best Isn't Gronk married to a porn star?? Not according to wiki, but there is this; "In September 2012, PLB Sports produced a frosted corn flakes cereal named Gronk Flakes that were sold in New England at Stop & Shop supermarkets. Gronk Flakes are made by the same company that produced Flutie Flakes. A portion of proceeds will benefit the Gronk Nation Youth Foundation.[33]" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Gronkowski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills Fan since '64 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Nobody ever wrote erotic fiction about me (unless you count my ex-wife in the divorce papers). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 No one could make this up either: It's fiction, right? So someone did indeed make this up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezeMafia Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 This is pure cheese smothered in chicken wing oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah John Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I am pretty sure he dated a porn star named Bibi Jones for a while. Later on she appeared with another athlete, so poor Gronk got dumped. The only erotic language that comes to mind with Gronkowski is yelling F*** at the television as some Bills defender fails to tackle him for the fourth time that game. It isn't good for me and it startles the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted January 6, 2015 Author Share Posted January 6, 2015 It's fiction, right? So someone did indeed make this up. You literalist you! What I meant was, if a kid was assigned to write a realistic fiction short story for English class and put in that crap about a porn novel based on Gronkowski, the teacher would probably mark it down: "C'mon kid, like THAT'S gonna happen!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivermont Mike Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Gronkowski has been Gronking our secondary for the last two seasons. No more! 2015:16-0!!! GO BILLS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prickly Pete Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 As a Bills fan, my wife prefers A Meatballing to Remember, an erotic fantasy inspired by Kyle Williams. HAHAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I wish Gronk was on this team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted January 6, 2015 Author Share Posted January 6, 2015 I wish Gronk was on this team. So do we all. But since he's not, here's hoping Bradham greets him at the Pats* 21 yd line with a smack you can hear on TV and a hearty "eat d*ck, you jiggling ribbon of jelly!" while the ball spurts haplessly through the fevered clutch of his pinned forelimb. I lick my lips thinking about it (while drinking a 6 pack). BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Top That, Lacey Noonan! With or without 50 Shades of MarQueis Gray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I read this to my wife - "jiggling ribbons of electric jelly through my body." and she said that is a real thing like when you get a shiver, who knew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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