Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Will we have one? Mods, please move to "Off The Wall" if we're not maintaining it here this year. (I get more paranoid every year) 6:24pm, Break 1, pre coin toss. 1) A movie promo for the next installment of Russell Crowe playing Russell Crowe. 2) Mountain Dew Kick Start. Red rocket, red rocket. Was that actually Jack White or a knockoff? 3) McDonalds wrecking my fond memories of "Bad NFL Lip Reading" 4) T-Mobile. Whatever happened to Carly Foulks? Or even Zeta? I liked the T-Mobile commercials when they had hot chicks. 6:30pm End of Pre-Game show. 1) Ford Fusion commercial for the next Ford Fusion commercial. 2) The next Ford Fusion commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2014 Author Share Posted February 2, 2014 6:42pm 1) Bud Light whatever happens. I'll drink it when they set me up with a limo full of hot chicks. 2) It's either Hunger Games 14, or... the first ever Maserati commercial? Studio Ghibli, mf'ers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 wtf are these commercials. I like commercials that are simple, fun and about the product. Maserati has a commercial? Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max997 Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 (edited) That was a dumb car commercial Thought it was a movie about aliens with the kid talking abut Giants Edited February 2, 2014 by Max997 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 (edited) Now, the Doritos commercial, that's my kind of commercial. The Chevy truck commercial, all these truck commercials... come on, leave the farmers alone. Besides, who likes Hereford anyway? (how many of you dumbies thought of me on that one?) Edited February 2, 2014 by jboyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2014 Author Share Posted February 2, 2014 (edited) 6:46, 5-0 after 5 minutes as the Broncos emulate the Sabres 1) Doritos time machine, not quite up to snuff, their ads have been slipping for years. Ok punchline, but meh. 2) Jim Carrey's brother hauling man cows around in his F-150 truck. What a load of bull. Edited February 2, 2014 by Ralonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 A Maserati commercial? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Ok, I get it already! Peanut butter and chocolate! Can we see something fresh now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Ok, I get it already! Peanut butter and chocolate! Can we see something fresh now? chocolate and peanut butter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max997 Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 All that for Turbo Tax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2014 Author Share Posted February 2, 2014 6:52pm, Heitz says "Captain Checkdown" 1) Dreamworks Need For Speed. Looks like me trying to get home from work. Was that Aaron Paul? "Faster, B word!" 2) Prom commercial, TurboTax, guy gets his date stolen by Crispin Glover. 3) The Strain... is that like, 28 Days Later The Series? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaadThingsMan Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 commercials suck so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancasterSteve Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 All that for Turbo Tax All these commercials are lame. The dumbing down in America is alive and well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max997 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Yeah this what the football viewing world wants to see....Ellen degeneres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 7:04pm 1) The Dolly Llama in an elevator, and the DJ guy that I don't know who it is, and Conan of the Ping Pong team. More Bug Light trying to play off "The Hangover" you can't get from Bud Light in real life. 2) Ellen whatserface who still keeps getting paid huge sums of money, apparently for cutting her hair in boyish Sandy Duncan fashion, and nothing else. What was that, Beats Audio? 7:07pm 8-0 1) Is this Bono? Of course it is. He's wearing sunglasses in pitch dark. Wait, theer's gonna be a song. It sucks ass. Yep, it's Bono. When you need to buy a Super Bowl ad to advertise your new album, it's because you made 583 bajibillion bucks in the facebook offering. 2) Car commercial of some sort to show how safe and heterosexual you are in a Hyundai. Still, I almost wrecked when I saw that blonde in the sweater and I'm on a couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max997 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 That Cheerios commercial was pretty cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) 7:12pm 1) Cheerios. You know how families have a daddy and a momma? Well, not anymore you homophobe bigot. 2) And we roll right into a San Francisco parade for "Squarespace." Who are they, what do they do? Who knows. 3) Radio Shack, washed up stars looting the store. I LOVE IT!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! We have a Winner! Edited February 3, 2014 by Ralonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaadThingsMan Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Radio Shack commercial was the best so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) 7:16pm end of Q1 1) I think it's the genetically engineered offspring of Janis Joplin and that chick from the New Bohemians singing. Chevy Cancer. 2) GoDaddy, A Ben Stein impersonator walking in on... Michael Palin in drag? 3) Progressive Insurance and good ol' Heavy Flo. Edited February 3, 2014 by Ralonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max997 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Was that really the Dynobots in Transformers 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 7:23pm 15-0 and I'm getting bored 1) Bud Light in a commercial to appeal to pot smokers? 2) Tim Tebow, T-Mobile "We'll Buy You Out of Your Contract" Love it. 3) Weather Tech. Weather is made in America. Okay. 4) Transformers the next. Is there a reason Wahlberg is in every other movie that comes out anymore, what is he, Michael Caine or Gene Hackman level actor now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) 7:39 and it's getting less and less funny at 22-0 1) 100k miles on a Volkwagen gets the wings faster than Red Bull. 2) Wonderful pistachios with some guy who's never been funny. 3) The annual sop to gay viewers from H&M. 4) Same Pistachio guy, still not funny. Commercials imitate super bowl :\ Edited February 3, 2014 by Ralonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Rudy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 7:43 on the non-fumble 1) Spider-Man. Is he gonna snap Gwen's neck in this one? (What issue was that, 148?) 2) CarMax clapping. I AM SPARTACUS! 3) Geico, Maxwell the annoying. Why aren't you bacon yet? 4) Russian Mafia threatening M&Ms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Sorry we speak English here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 7:48pm 2-minute warning 1) Multicultural Cola, America The Beautiful sung in every other language. My phone only has so many buttons. At least keep 1 for English, ok? 2) Hell if I know. Looks like Superman's pad in the 2nd movie with the red and blue zones where he took General Zod's powers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 in poor taste, at least to me, to hear America the Beautiful used as a promotional tool for such a crappy product like sugar water/Coca Cola. Even more insulting to use some sort of universal diversity type idea as the tool for the song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaadThingsMan Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 coca cola sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 7:54pm after the failed 4th down 1) Partridge Family bus breaks down. No wait, it's the Muppets. Animal is on smack, you know. Toyota Highlander. 2) Subway sub with Fritos. Hosted by people that you think you probably saw on TV somewhere, sometime, but maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaadThingsMan Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Muppets rule!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 in poor taste, at least to me, to hear America the Beautiful used as a promotional tool for such a crappy product like sugar water/Coca Cola. Even more insulting to use some sort of universal diversity type idea as the tool for the song. I have to agree. Sing the song as written. It's a beautiful song. Couldn't follow it in the foreign languages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) in poor taste, at least to me, to hear America the Beautiful used as a promotional tool for such a crappy product like sugar water/Coca Cola. Even more insulting to use some sort of universal diversity type idea as the tool for the song. Put the original recipe back in production, and all will be forgiven. You know the NFL nixed a SodaStream commercial, because the product is made in Israel? And then they put this on. 7:58 Halftime 1) Fox Sports 1 shows us who stole Joe Namaths coat. 2) Brightspot, whatever that is. Apparently it gets you laid. 3) Goya makes the difference. Plump and tasty beans, and moms. 4) Bud Light Platinum, the next level in flavorlessness. 5) Ford Fusion and more absurdity. 6) Jason Statham surfs his iPad out of a plane for Awesomeco. I mean, Xfinity. Edited February 3, 2014 by Ralonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancasterSteve Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 in poor taste, at least to me, to hear America the Beautiful used as a promotional tool for such a crappy product like sugar water/Coca Cola. Even more insulting to use some sort of universal diversity type idea as the tool for the song. Coca Cola just went on my no buy list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Will Flea come out with only a sock on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 8:04, the low rent district before Bruno Mars 1) Jeep with a largely generic ad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 coca cola sucks It does now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swnybillsfan Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 very underwhelmed...and slightly sickened by the halftime show. thus far we have a horrible game, average at best commercials, and a half time show that my wife and daughters are loving...i guess these are the moments for which man created alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaadThingsMan Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I picked the wrong year to quit numbing my mind with d&%#$ and alcohol!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Now I want a doberhuahua. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) 8:39pm, Richard Dick Sherman down 1) Doberhuahua thing with the insanely hot chick. You Audi know better. 2) Pink pink pink Goldie Blox. 3) Tim Tebow without a contract again, another one I like. 4) Could be a tease for another season of 24, where we're led to believe the terrorists are middle east jihadis, then south american drug lords, then nigerian scammers, but actually turn out to be rich white guys in the highest levels of government and industry, just like all the other seasons of 24. Edited February 3, 2014 by Ralonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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