ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Emblazoned across a red, white and blue tombstone logo: "On the whole, our tackles would rather be in Philadelphia" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 "Nobody Circles the drain like the Buffalo Bills" Dangnabit - that was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair GM Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Whether "Dave" was intentional or not it may be the funniest thing in this thread. Finally, someone caught it....Andy, I mean Aaron...Dohhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Dangnabit - that was good. Sadly this little exercise seems to be bringing out the talent in everyone. There's a lotta good stuff. Great thread idea, I guess. Here's another one: "Hey, just by the law of averages… " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 DOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOMED!!! (this time we really mean it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 19 winning seasons in 50 years...cause we dont give a crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 Sadly this little exercise seems to be bringing out the talent in everyone. There's a lotta good stuff. Great thread idea, I guess. Here's another one: "Hey, just by the law of averages… " As Bills' fans, we need not take ourselves too seriously. Self deprecating threads that allow some comedy are a decent way to let off some steam (rather than arguing about why one draft prospect is superior to another). Lookin forward to game day threads with you, No Saint and the rest of you losers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Lookin forward to game day threads with you, No Saint and the rest of you losers. Takes one to know one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 They should rhyme: Our 2013 will be real scary but at least we got rid of the Glove Wearing Mary. What's left of our hopes are ashes and soot.....and again our DT has a boo boo foot. Our linebacking corps is in need of a prayer.....at least good old Poz had beautiful hair. Time to get off the QB carousel....at 8 break the rules and pick Johnny Manziel Now that our chances have been diagnosed, we're a longer longshot than Florida Gulf Coast. All those are symptoms of this disease: Want a good ending? Read Walt Whitman...........this story is written by Jeffery Littman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Introducing your 2013, Buffalo Bills... "We almost had Fred Davis!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 2013 Buffalo Bills Football -- It's Marrone, Not Moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 Introducing your 2013, Buffalo Bills... "We almost had Fred Davis!" *chuckling* Something to be proud of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round. Get the damn buss of the jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round. Get the damn buss of the jack. More like, "Wheels on the bus go round and round, round and off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 They should rhyme: Our 2013 will be real scary but at least we got rid of the Glove Wearing Mary. Time to get off the QB carousel....at 8 break the rules and pick Johnny Manziel LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Cain Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 "Hey we are just one DeLorean, plutonium, & a mad scientist away!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 30, 2013 Author Share Posted March 30, 2013 2013 Buffalo Bills...There's No Other Choice (Tashard that is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-unit Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 We suck and just signed Trent Edwards and Ryan Fitzpatrick wrapped up in 1 qb Kevin kolb so buy tickets and watch us miss the playoffs and get the first pick in the draft and follow us to Toronto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 (edited) We suck and just signed Trent Edwards and Ryan Fitzpatrick wrapped up in 1 qb Kevin kolb so buy tickets and watch us miss the playoffs and get the first pick in the draft and follow us to Toronto I try to go with rhymes but yours sure flows off the tongue easily. How about?: Come to the Ralph to see Kevin Kolb. Bring lots of hankies cuz he'll make you sob. I still like: Want a good ending? Read Walt Whitman...........this story is written by Jeffery Littman. Edited March 31, 2013 by 4merper4mer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 31, 2013 Author Share Posted March 31, 2013 I try to go with rhymes but yours sure flows off the tongue easily. How about?: Come to the Ralph to see Kevin Kolb. Bring lots of hankies cuz he'll make you sob. I still like: Want a good ending? Read Walt Whitman...........this story is written by Jeffery Littman. That's really good Or maybe - Bills Football - Ever been robbed? Now you've been Kolbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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