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"Winning in the NFL is hard"


Rubes

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Yep, that's a direct quote from...Fitz:

 

“It was just one of those games that was so up and down,” said Ryan Fitzpatrick. ”We came out here with one goal and that was to win. In the National Football League you celebrate the victories because we know they’re tough to come by. I think winning in the NFL is hard and the guys that have been around for a long time know you take them how you get them and we’re pretty fired up.”

 

Et tu, Fitzy?

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Sometimes the obvious needs to be stated. But on the other hand, the collective wisdom of this board suggests that maybe it is quite easy after all.

 

First, you trade all your picks to move up and grab a 'franchise quarterback.' You know, the latest Mark Sanchez.

Then you sign everybody described as a 'freak,' 'beast,' 'stud,' 'roadgrader,' or other homoerotic label popular among the descriptively-impaired.

For a game plan, in today's NFL all you need to do is play 'smash-mouth' and 'run the damn ball.'

 

Sounds convincing to me.

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