Hmchl Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 My morning run took me past Mario Williams' house in East Aurora this morning, and his mailbox appears to have taken a recent beating from a baseball bat. His was the only damaged one on the street. What could the motivation possibly have been? No sacks in the preseason game? Just because he signed a $100 million contract? Random? Obviously no one here will likely have an answer; it's just odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punch Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 My morning run took me past Mario Williams' house in East Aurora this morning, and his mailbox appears to have taken a recent beating from a baseball bat. His was the only damaged one on the street. What could the motivation possibly have been? No sacks in the preseason game? Just because he signed a $100 million contract? Random? Obviously no one here will likely have an answer; it's just odd. It's probably Jeff Littman, trying to ensure Mario never gets any game checks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Apparently Stevie Johnson got the message that talk is cheap and decided that his motivational tactics needed to have a little bit more teeth to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkington Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Stay classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Marshawn Lynch in town? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optometric Insight Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 (edited) I think Ralph just woke up and realized that he just lost 100 million to Mario so he's smashed Mario's mailbox and is planning on opening a business that sells 100,000,001 dollar mailboxes. I mean it makes sense... Edited August 12, 2012 by Teen Insight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshiero Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 My morning run took me past Mario Williams' house in East Aurora this morning, and his mailbox appears to have taken a recent beating from a baseball bat. His was the only damaged one on the street. What could the motivation possibly have been? No sacks in the preseason game? Just because he signed a $100 million contract? Random? Obviously no one here will likely have an answer; it's just odd. Stay Classy Buffalo. This and what happens to yards and we wonder why we have to overpay to get people here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 I have an inside source at the Canadian border who said Aaron Maybin had a baseball bat in his car. If I'm wrong, may Tom Brady*'s Chihuahua have irritable bowel syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Intrepid ace reporter Pat Moran reports that Shawne Merriman was stopped at the Canadian border with a large shipment of ash wood and baseball bat-making equipment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 My morning run took me past Mario Williams' house in East Aurora this morning, and his mailbox appears to have taken a recent beating from a baseball bat. His was the only damaged one on the street. What could the motivation possibly have been? No sacks in the preseason game? Just because he signed a $100 million contract? Random? Obviously no one here will likely have an answer; it's just odd. Well, that sucks. Hopefully the idiots that did it brag to their friends once school starts so they can be made to make amends. !@#$ing Dolphin fans! (PLEASE let it turn out the idiots that did it are Fish fans. (Marsha fans would work as well.)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Intrepid ace reporter Pat Moran reports that Shawne Merriman was stopped at the Canadian border with a large shipment of ash wood and baseball bat-making equipment. EDIT: Wow, great minds think alike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Intrepid ace reporter Pat Moran reports that Shawne Merriman was stopped at the Canadian border with a large shipment of ash wood and baseball bat-making equipment. Hey, look above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Well the guy hasn't done **** in his entire Buffalo Bills Career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammered a Lot Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Where is Jim Kelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punch Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 To the OP: were any roving gangs of street deer in the area? Payback's a B word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turdferguson Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 To bad no one smashed Ryan Lindell's mailbox he shanked a 22 yarder that bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 The deers did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I will send a bunch of steaks to anyone on TBD who turns in the bastard who did this. The deers did it. In their case, I'll send venison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 My morning run took me past Mario Williams' house in East Aurora this morning Why are you stalking Mario Williams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfbillsfan Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Nice gesture by what are probably non-neighbors. I'd like to think for the $$$ he paid for his house, the postal service would have to bring both pieces of random mail up to the door. It's probably the Wegman's weekly circular & Ted's coupons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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