NoSaint Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 (edited) You might want to try sending them needy, clingy, desperate Facebook posts DURING the date, rather than after. Get it over with even quicker, and save you the days of agonizing uncertainty. I think he should start in now, so they know what they are getting into. you know, a pre-emptive apology, which lowers expectations. That way he will have a low bar to clear for success. "im already sorry as i know i will probably come off as a schlub, but i swear its because you are so beautiful... i just wont know how to act around you. give me a few chances though, and i swear ill grow on you." Edited July 26, 2012 by NoSaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 MDP, if you can record your date I would be happy to add in sound effects and thought bubbles a la Blind Date. It should provide a few cheap laughs at least. Then we can have a film session. Thats what the pros do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I'm thinking maybe we should merge threads. How about we send MDP out on a date with the old broad that was trying to bang Hurricane Ditka and send Hurricane Ditka out on a date with the two broads from this thread? If I am analyzing this thread correctly, MDP's pure desire to get laid coupled with that of the old broad will mask any issues that could pop up and result in success. Meanwhile, across town, Ditka's propensity to overanalyze the situation will be squelched by the power of TWO women physically overpowering him. The danger here is that MDP's estimation of "hot" will result in Ditka fleeing for cover once he sees these chicks. I'll have Beerboy follow him and slash his tires. At the end of the dates only three women will be disappointed and who really cares about that anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optometric Insight Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Pictures. We need pictures. Are they an 7? 9? "Hot" is a very vague term. But if they are an 8 or above, why wouldn't you go? Unless you completely screw it up, which you will probably find a way to, you'll have a good night's sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Pictures. We need pictures. Are they an 7? 9? "Hot" is a very vague term. But if they are an 8 or above, why wouldn't you go? Unless you completely screw it up, which you will probably find a way to, you'll have a good night's sleep. Anyone else get the sneaking suspicion that MDP's definition of "hot" doesn't go past "has boobies"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optometric Insight Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Anyone else get the sneaking suspicion that MDP's definition of "hot" doesn't go past "has boobies"? I've been thinking that. These three girls that have been in the thread have all been classified as "hot." Not much about personality or if she has a gigantic nose or ears that stick out. Just hot. So his scale probably consists of 3 things: Fit guys, guys with moobs, and boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Relevant... http://www.theonion.com/articles/would-you-care-to-join-me-for-an-unbelievably-awkw,10720/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 1343329388[/url]' post='2513921']Relevant... http://www.theonion....bly-awkw,10720/ I think you are right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Relevant... http://www.theonion.com/articles/would-you-care-to-join-me-for-an-unbelievably-awkw,10720/ The Onion creates articles by stealing material from TBD? How did they get MDP's picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 The Onion creates articles by stealing material from TBD? How did they get MDP's picture? it really does recreate exactly the facebook experience i was hoping hed give her. MDP - send this immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 it really does recreate exactly the facebook experience i was hoping hed give her. MDP - send this immediately. In all seriousness, MDP, I would send this to the girl you went on the date with...just to show you have a sense of humor about the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 1343331779[/url]' post='2513968']In all seriousness, MDP, I would send this to the girl you went on the date with...just to show you have a sense of humor about the whole thing. I like that. That would be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 In all seriousness, MDP, I would send this to the girl you went on the date with...just to show you have a sense of humor about the whole thing. On a scale of 50-93 how many times a night does that poor girl look at her window thinking MDP is out there stalking her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARCELL DAREUS POWER Posted July 27, 2012 Author Share Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) one is a 7.5, the other is a 9 the one 9 sent me a friend request and now messaged me twice. i messaged back and said this my number. she said she would call and she was supernervous about the test... blah blah... she would be cool to bang, but i like the girl i went out with on friday. w/e... i literally have no !@#$ing clue why this chick is hitting so hard... random as !@#$ this never happens, ever Edited July 27, 2012 by MARCELL DAREUS POWER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Really? A whole thread about how teeny boopers date? Oh boy, she sent me a facebook text!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Did I miss this suggestion this thread has gotten so long.... treat her like **** women love it ....or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Choosing the 9 year old over the 7 and a half year old is probably a smart choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 one is a 7.5, the other is a 9 the one 9 sent me a friend request and now messaged me twice. i messaged back and said this my number. she said she would call and she was supernervous about the test... blah blah... she would be cool to bang, but i like the girl i went out with on friday. w/e... i literally have no !@#$ing clue why this chick is hitting so hard... random as !@#$ this never happens, ever So what your saying is its a 6 and a 4.5? I refuse to believe the 9. Unless photos are involved, and even then if it's a photo of a 9 I'm going to accuse you of googling for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 So what your saying is its a 6 and a 4.5? I refuse to believe the 9. Unless photos are involved, and even then if it's a photo of a 9 I'm going to accuse you of googling for it. Oh come on, guys who seek dating advice on the internet pull down tons of hot trim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 i literally have no !@#$ing clue why this chick is hitting so hard... random as !@#$ this never happens, ever In my experience, when they're trying that hard, it usually means they intend to steal one of your kidneys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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