Mark from Albany Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optometric Insight Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Dafuq?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 How hot is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 How hot is it? It's so hot, Poojer now instead of automatically saying "yes" to every "Would Ya?" thread, now asks "does she have A/C?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I feel your Albany pain, brother. It's so hot, I saw a fire hydrant in the ghetto shooting out steam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarkLessWagMore Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 It's so hot, Poojer now instead of automatically saying "yes" to every "Would Ya?" thread, now asks "does she have A/C?" :D /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Swass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike In Illinois Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Hotter than a hooker on Dollar Day here in Illinois. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I did a whole list of these on Facebook last year, some gleaned from Johnny, some from others across the Internets, and some by myself. It's so hot... Satan went home until it cools off. It's so hot... Burger King is saying, "If you want it your way... cook it yourself!" It's so hot... Rosie O’Donnell is selling shade. It's so hot... I saw a funeral procession pull through a Dairy Queen! It's so hot... I just saw a squirrel trying to cool off his nuts. It's so hot... I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog. It's so hot... the ice cream man is now only selling milkshakes. It's so hot... every gay person who's ever come out of the closet has gone back in. It's so hot... L.A. Dodgers fans were seen removing the paper bags from over their heads. It's so hot... you've been getting hot flashes --- and you're a man! It's so hot... Paris Hilton has sworn off making sex tapes until we get a cool snap. It's so hot... I saw a dog chasing a cat --- and they were both walking. It's so hot... Al Sharpton came over to swim at Don Imus's pool party. It's so hot... people driving their Mustangs with the top down and seat belts on have "FORD" branded into their hips. It's so hot... cows are giving evaporated milk. It's so hot... digital thermometers have a reading of “Are you friggin' kidding me!!?” It's so hot... birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. It’s so hot... when you wear wrinkled clothes outside, they get steam-pressed. It's so hot... you've experienced condensation on your rear from the hot water in the toilet bowl. It's so hot... chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. It's so hot... straight construction workers are wolf-whistling at the Poland Springs delivery man as he walks by. It’s so hot... not only can you fry an egg on a sidewalk --- you can cook hash browns to go with it. It’s so hot... even the sun is looking for some shade. It's so hot... the retirement center is having a wet T-shirt contest. And it's so hot.... Yes, it is *so* hot... Jehovah's Witnesses started tele-marketing. It's so hot... Dick Cheney asked to be water-boarded. It's so hot... habanero peppers are looking for some buttermilk to bathe in. It's so hot... fish are sweating. It's so hot... hot water comes out of both taps. It's so hot... I saw a turkey praying for Thanksgiving. It's so hot... you need a spatula to remove your clothing. It's so hot... your kids' braces are giving them third-degree burns on their lips. It's so hot... the strawberries are ripe and the cab drivers are riper. It's so hot... I saw a robin dipping his worm in a birdbath. It's so hot... the ducks on the lake come in "original recipe" and "extra crispy." It's so hot... your car overheats before you start driving. And it's so hot... How hot is it, Johnny!?? It is *so* hot... Democrats are taking their hands out of your pockets to fan themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 It's so hot, even my women prefer themselves ground up and in the freezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Just went for a run for the first time since completing a half marathon in January. 3 miles and I'm whooped! Still 88 as I type this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Pussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 110 Heat index at 5:30 on my weather station on the 4' in the front of my lawn (yeah, classes, I know, but it gets most accurate readings).... Actual at 5:30 was 98. I also decided to start running again with a friend. She drug me 6 miles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Yeah, but how hot is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 It's so hot, compared to the weather Kate Upton is a 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 yeah like a little heatwave is gonna suddenly make me picky... It's so hot, Poojer now instead of automatically saying "yes" to every "Would Ya?" thread, now asks "does she have A/C?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optometric Insight Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 You're talking about the heat! I thought you were physically attracted to the bird eating the worm. But come on guys, it's not that hot. Down here in Florida, it rains in the afternoon EVERYDAY; now, you might say it cools down but no, it gets hotter. After the clouds go away and the sun comes out, it feels like over a hundred. You could grab the water in the air. Anything you do outside, you are instantly drowned in sweat. But you get used to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 You're talking about the heat! I thought you were physically attracted to the bird eating the worm. But come on guys, it's not that hot. Down here in Florida, it rains in the afternoon EVERYDAY; now, you might say it cools down but no, it gets hotter. After the clouds go away and the sun comes out, it feels like over a hundred. You could grab the water in the air. Anything you do outside, you are instantly drowned in sweat. But you get used to it. I can't imagine getting used to it. Maybe it's because I'm a Buffalo boy, but I'm never going to be able to live anywhere where temps get like this on a regular basis - I can't deal with it at all. I'll shovel my driveway for the rest of my life - at least I can put on some warm boots and a sweater, but I refuse to stew in my own juices while doing nothing more than sitting down and tring to breathe air that feels as heavy as molassas.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAWNDO Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I did a whole list of these on Facebook last year, some gleaned from Johnny, some from others across the Internets, and some by myself. It's so hot... Satan went home until it cools off. It's so hot... Burger King is saying, "If you want it your way... cook it yourself!" It's so hot... Rosie O’Donnell is selling shade. It's so hot... I saw a funeral procession pull through a Dairy Queen! It's so hot... I just saw a squirrel trying to cool off his nuts. It's so hot... I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog. It's so hot... the ice cream man is now only selling milkshakes. It's so hot... every gay person who's ever come out of the closet has gone back in. It's so hot... L.A. Dodgers fans were seen removing the paper bags from over their heads. It's so hot... you've been getting hot flashes --- and you're a man! It's so hot... Paris Hilton has sworn off making sex tapes until we get a cool snap. It's so hot... I saw a dog chasing a cat --- and they were both walking. It's so hot... Al Sharpton came over to swim at Don Imus's pool party. It's so hot... people driving their Mustangs with the top down and seat belts on have "FORD" branded into their hips. It's so hot... cows are giving evaporated milk. It's so hot... digital thermometers have a reading of “Are you friggin' kidding me!!?” It's so hot... birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. It’s so hot... when you wear wrinkled clothes outside, they get steam-pressed. It's so hot... you've experienced condensation on your rear from the hot water in the toilet bowl. It's so hot... chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. It's so hot... straight construction workers are wolf-whistling at the Poland Springs delivery man as he walks by. It’s so hot... not only can you fry an egg on a sidewalk --- you can cook hash browns to go with it. It’s so hot... even the sun is looking for some shade. It's so hot... the retirement center is having a wet T-shirt contest. And it's so hot.... Yes, it is *so* hot... Jehovah's Witnesses started tele-marketing. It's so hot... Dick Cheney asked to be water-boarded. It's so hot... habanero peppers are looking for some buttermilk to bathe in. It's so hot... fish are sweating. It's so hot... hot water comes out of both taps. It's so hot... I saw a turkey praying for Thanksgiving. It's so hot... you need a spatula to remove your clothing. It's so hot... your kids' braces are giving them third-degree burns on their lips. It's so hot... the strawberries are ripe and the cab drivers are riper. It's so hot... I saw a robin dipping his worm in a birdbath. It's so hot... the ducks on the lake come in "original recipe" and "extra crispy." It's so hot... your car overheats before you start driving. And it's so hot... How hot is it, Johnny!?? It is *so* hot... Democrats are taking their hands out of your pockets to fan themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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