Juror#8 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Buffet Rules: 1. Don't eat at Golden Corral. 2. If you do eat at Golden Corral, you'll have the uncontrollable, rapid-fire, schits. This just shows how misleading the Golden Corral commericals are: http://golden-corral.pissedconsumer.com/don-t-eat-at-golden-corral-20110317227254.html Any other rules? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Buffet Rules: 1. Don't eat at Golden Corral. 2. If you do eat at Golden Corral, you'll have the uncontrollable, rapid-fire, schits. This just shows how misleading the Golden Corral commericals are: http://golden-corral.pissedconsumer.com/don-t-eat-at-golden-corral-20110317227254.html Any other rules? Don't put more on your plate than what you are going to eat. Waste not, want not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Obey the Sneeze Guard. No matter how tempting that dish looks, it is not cool to duck under the sneeze guard to take a close up look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Large Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Buffet Rules: 1. Don't eat at Golden Corral. 2. If you do eat at Golden Corral, you'll have the uncontrollable, rapid-fire, schits. This just shows how misleading the Golden Corral commericals are: http://golden-corral.pissedconsumer.com/don-t-eat-at-golden-corral-20110317227254.html Any other rules? Don't Ambien and Turbolax in the same night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Lord loves a workin' man. Don't trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juror#8 Posted April 11, 2012 Author Share Posted April 11, 2012 Take what you touch first and avoid this man: http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-confounded-by-buffet-procedure,1609/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 (edited) Food Poisoning Rule #1 - Go to the doctor and get your bodily fluids examined. No restaurant is going to admit guilt because until you get yourself analyzed there is no proof you contracted food poisoning from that restaurant or whether or not you have food poisoning at all. They replied with what any restaurant would. "We'll look into it." It's just that the good ones actually do and review their HACCP proceedures. Back to the topic here. Buffet Rule #1 - Never ever just grab a plate and start at the beginning. Take your time. Plot the course. Don't fill up on the cheap stuff at the front of the line. Typically the better, more expensive stuff is at the end when you have no room on your plate. Edited April 11, 2012 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Buffet Rules: 1. Don't eat at Golden Corral. 2. If you do eat at Golden Corral, you'll have the uncontrollable, rapid-fire, schits. This just shows how misleading the Golden Corral commericals are: http://golden-corral.pissedconsumer.com/don-t-eat-at-golden-corral-20110317227254.html Any other rules? After taking a look at the inbred goobers at GC, I dare you to dip anything in the chocolate waterfall after one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juror#8 Posted April 11, 2012 Author Share Posted April 11, 2012 (edited) After taking a look at the inbred goobers at GC, I dare you to dip anything in the chocolate waterfall after one of them. Wait...wait...whatddya mean? Does that mean that Noma finally overtook Golden Corral on the list? Buffet Rule: No matter what you smell, there is neither chicken nor beef on the Chinese buffet. The General Szos consists of something more exotic. Edited April 11, 2012 by Juror#8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Wait...wait...whatddya mean? Does that mean that Noma finally overtook Golden Corral on the list? Buffet Rule: No matter what you smell, there is neither chicken nor beef on the Chinese buffet. The General Szos consists of something more exotic. Hint: Think smaller, and with more legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 (edited) Food Poisoning Rule #1 - Go to the doctor and get your bodily fluids examined. No restaurant is going to admit guilt because until you get yourself analyzed there is no proof you contracted food poisoning from that restaurant or whether or not you have food poisoning at all. They replied with what any restaurant would. "We'll look into it." It's just that the good ones actually do and review their HACCP proceedures. Back to the topic here. Buffet Rule #1 - Never ever just grab a plate and start at the beginning. Take your time. Plot the course. Don't fill up on the cheap stuff at the front of the line. Typically the better, more expensive stuff is at the end when you have no room on your plate. I have to thank "Kitchen Confidential" for keeping me away from Sunday Brunch buffets any more...specifically the eggs benedict, which is one of my favorite ways to eat eggs. Edited April 11, 2012 by LABillzFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 The Buffet at the Bellagio was the last buffet I've eaten at. It was scrumptious! Crab legs, prime rib, sushi... on and on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 The Buffet at the Bellagio was the last buffet I've eaten at. It was scrumptious! Crab legs, prime rib, sushi... on and on. Hotels are really the only places to have a buffet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 There was a place in Olean, real close to St Bonaventure called the Castle Inn that had a Sunday brunch buffet that was damn good. Back in the day.....breakfast stuff complimented with crab legs, rare roast beef and a coffee drink from heaven. Cafe La'moure. The ladies loved the drive and more than a couple times thought that maybe we shouldn't drive back. After all there was a perfectly good place to weather the onslaught of Mimosas, Cafe La'moures and whatever we drank after. The Inn was an acceptable place to spend the night. Went by there a few years ago and it's torn down--like a shot in the gut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 There was a place in Olean, real close to St Bonaventure called the Castle Inn that had a Sunday brunch buffet that was damn good. Back in the day.....breakfast stuff complimented with crab legs, rare roast beef and a coffee drink from heaven. Cafe La'moure. The ladies loved the drive and more than a couple times thought that maybe we shouldn't drive back. After all there was a perfectly good place to weather the onslaught of Mimosas, Cafe La'moures and whatever we drank after. The Inn was an acceptable place to spend the night. Went by there a few years ago and it's torn down--like a shot in the gut. Some Big Love action going on here? or are you referring to your breasts? your dogs? Hmmm you are one of those social conservative guys, right? Mormon by any chance? That place was good. I ate there a few times. Too bad it's closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinga Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 so.... what are you REALLY trying to say???? That you should never follow someone that is "vertically challenged" in a buffet??? Do you have psychological issues with children and midgets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 (edited) Some Big Love action going on here? or are you referring to your breasts? your dogs? Hmmm you are one of those social conservative guys, right? Mormon by any chance? That place was good. I ate there a few times. Too bad it's closed. Big Love was great. My wives and I loved it. Hard to get premium channels out here at the compound though. We had to borrow dvd's and convert them to VHS so we could watch them. Next series we want to watch is this program we've heard of called "Ponderosa". Also, I heard "Little House on The Prairie" was good. Anyone have any opinions? Edited April 13, 2012 by 3rdnlng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 The democrats are not engaging in class warfare: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/04/18/obama_i_wasnt_born_with_a_silver_spoon_in_my_mouth.html "I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Michelle wasn't," President Obama said at a community college during a campaign event in Elyria, Ohio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 (edited) The democrats are not engaging in class warfare: http://www.realclear...n_my_mouth.html Did they use spoons in Kenya? I kid, I kid. Edited April 19, 2012 by GG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 The democrats are not engaging in class warfare: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/04/18/obama_i_wasnt_born_with_a_silver_spoon_in_my_mouth.html Wait, did Barry just slam his own daughters? What a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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