KD in CA Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 CUT OFF ALL CONTACT. You're not doing yourself any favors. Either she'll start to miss you and contact you herself, or she won't and you'll stop torturing yourself that much quicker. Either way is better than trying to remain in touch. And if that's the reason she contacts him, it will only prove that she's a self absorbed B word who's only calling him because her ego is bruised and/or she's lonely. Didn't Chris Rock have a skit along these lines in his stand up? You are a dick in a glass case. She'll break the glass in case of emergency. Until then you sit on her shelf waiting. Yup. Women keep ex-s hanging on the string just in case their new boyfriend dumps them, so they have someone they can run crying to. If you want to be her little loyal puppy, just keep texting. Kegtapr had the most correct observation a few ago. Remind yourself of that before writing/calling/texting back. "Your vagina is growing." Yup again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Remove her from your phone. If she does contact you again, and your response isn't "who is this?" then you have failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Remove her from your phone. If she does contact you again, and your response isn't "who is this?" then you have failed. .........if she does call tell her you're busy and that you have to go, then hang up. Do that each time she calls. She'll stop calling after a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Hope you lined something to tap tonight. Enjoy yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted September 23, 2012 Author Share Posted September 23, 2012 Going to watch the Bills game with one of the cute interns from work today Still havent contacted the ex either. Go Bills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Going to watch the Bills game with one of the cute interns from work today Still havent contacted the ex either. Go Bills! You might want to rethink this. Do you want your first date with this girl to end with you in a heap on the floor after Phil Dawson kicks a 61 yard game winning field goal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted September 23, 2012 Author Share Posted September 23, 2012 You might want to rethink this. Do you want your first date with this girl to end with you in a heap on the floor after Phil Dawson kicks a 61 yard game winning field goal? I did think abut that. If she cant handle me at my worst then its never gonna work anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Going to watch the Bills game with one of the cute interns from work today Still havent contacted the ex either. Go Bills! Sigh. Mistake after mistake captain. What did we say about girls from work? Being an intern might make it ok, but ONLY if you hold off on making a move until after she leaves. Just set her up now, you don't need any "bitches be crazy" drama at your job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted September 23, 2012 Author Share Posted September 23, 2012 Sigh. Mistake after mistake captain. What did we say about girls from work? Being an intern might make it ok, but ONLY if you hold off on making a move until after she leaves. Just set her up now, you don't need any "bitches be crazy" drama at your job. Im only gonna be here for two more months. I just want to touch her butt! I swear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Im only gonna be here for two more months. I just want to touch her butt! I swear! Exit strategy...maybe you are wiser then we give you credit for. Touch away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted September 23, 2012 Author Share Posted September 23, 2012 Exit strategy...maybe you are wiser then we give you credit for. Touch away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Im only gonna be here for two more months. I just want to touch her butt! I swear! If that's all you want to touch, we're really disappointed in you. (Also, pics or it never happened) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kabnt2005 Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I'm proud of ya Captain. Long distance doesn't work if both parties aren't committed, trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Text pics mid-coitus to your ex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 That's the spirit! I was just about to type that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 I know you guys give it to me straight. Am I being crazy? Or am I right to be fight for what I am sure is my future wife? Do what you want to do and !@#$ what everyone thinks? Like Marv Levy once said, "If you listen to the fans, eventually you wind up sitting next to them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Do what you want to do and !@#$ what everyone thinks? Like Marv Levy once said, "If you listen to the fans, eventually you wind up sitting next to them." So . . . . if he follows your advice, and does whatever he wants to do, then he's listening to you, and he will wind up just sitting in front of his keyboard like the rest of us . . . which is not a desireable outcome for a young, single guy. So I guess logically, his best course of action must be to do the opposite (which I might add is what I suggested above that he do so he could get the same kind of results as George did on Seinfeld). Seems pretty clear that logic dictates that he do what we tell him to do - -right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Did you call her yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted September 24, 2012 Author Share Posted September 24, 2012 Did you call her yet? Still going strong Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Im only gonna be here for two more months. I just want to touch her butt! I swear! Don't listen to that 'don't nail chicks at work' nonsense. I would have missed out on some fine things if I had listened to that old cliche. It might be good advice when you are older or you are the boss but when you in your 20s work should be considered fertile ground to be cultivated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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