Buffalo Barbarian Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 [8:38 PM] 17-12 now 1) I've seen this before, Fiat commercial. I like her, crazy Italian and all. But if she was supposed to be a representation of the car she'd be more like 3' 11" instead of 5' 11". 2) Pepsi Max for life. Meh. 1) Toyota Camry. I like reinvented couch, not in male though. Although that guy seemed to dig it. 2) C'mon Global Warming, hurry up and extinct the polar bears already. 3) Oikos Greek Yogurt. Yia Yia calls BS on Oikos being the best Greek yogurt, Athenos rules. And hummus too. [8:44 PM] 1) Seinfeld, Leno and Acura NSX. Soup for you! I like that one. 2) GE Appliance Park. So, there's like, giant blenders you can ride? Hey Glbal warming just gave us the best winter ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 [8:48 PM] 1) Wait wait wait... they made a rap song over The Cult? That's pretty much sacrilege I think. Budweiser, you can go to hell. 2) Bridgestone basketball. That wasn't very interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 [8:59 PM] End of the 4th Quarter, these will be the locals. 1) NFL. Canton Ohio, mudball. 2) Repeating the Acura Seinfeld, short version. I still like this one for best of the night. 3) Americas Beverage Companies telling us we're a bunch of fat bastards who drink too many calories. 4) Capital One with a different baby and whatever that guys name is who's only funny thing I've ever seen was his Jim Morrison impersonation. [9:05] 1) Ferris Broderick's day in the CR-V. It is so not choice. All this does is reminds me of how hot Mia Sara is. 2) Act Of Valor, a movie. 3) Cartoon characters convention, Metlife. 4) Smash again. She looks nice in a bedsheet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 [8:48 PM] 1) Wait wait wait... they made a rap song over The Cult? That's pretty much sacrilege I think. Budweiser, you can go to hell. Agreed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 [9:11 PM] Injury timeout 1) More Hyundai. Guy and his boss, and nothing interesting. 2) Bud Light, dog named Ouigo. Fairly decent in concept, but somehow falls short of potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 bringing out the babes on these car commercials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 [9:19 PM] and the fix is in... like we didn't already know. 1) Mr. Sandman needs to sell me some of that dust. But not a Kia. Although honestly, I like that front grill. Pretty good effort. 2) More trained chimps, is this monster.com again? Careerbuilder.com, close enough. 3) In Soviet Russia, NBC Thursday comedies laugh at you. [9:24 PM] Fake injury timeout 1) Samsung phone. It's a pretty good phone. You can see it from space. Is this the guy from The Darkness? And would it kill someone to play a little Foghat? 2) More NBC pimpin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 1) Samsung phone. It's a pretty good phone. You can see it from space. Is this the guy from The Darkness? And would it kill someone to play a little Foghat? The Galaxy Note is a weird device. Too big to be a phone, too small to be a tablet. Weird device, but kinda neat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 1) Samsung phone. It's a pretty good phone. You can see it from space. People said the Motorola Droid was huge when it first came out. Well, this looks even bigger than that was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 What exactly does go daddy sell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 [9:38 PM] It's Eli time 1) Nurburgring, Cadillac ATS. I'll show them Green Hell. 2) Swamp People. They play fooseball like Bobby Boucher. 3) More see nothing at GoBooby.com, content unrated, because it's too boring to sit through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Ford asks Chevy to pull Super Bowl pickup ad, pressures NBC not to air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 [8:59 PM] End of the 4th Quarter, these will be the locals. 1) NFL. Canton Ohio, mudball. 2) Repeating the Acura Seinfeld, short version. I still like this one for best of the night. 3) Americas Beverage Companies telling us we're a bunch of fat bastards who drink too many calories. 4) Capital One with a different baby and whatever that guys name is who's only funny thing I've ever seen was his Jim Morrison impersonation. [9:05] 1) Ferris Broderick's day in the CR-V. It is so not choice. All this does is reminds me of how hot Mia Sara is.Was... 2) Act Of Valor, a movie. 3) Cartoon characters convention, Metlife. 4) Smash again. She looks nice in a bedsheet. Not anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 [9:54 PM] Giants win! Giants win! 21-17. I guess the red, white and blue confetti was a given. Ok, last batch. Looks like locals. 1) NBC Sports Network. 2) I Vote for a nice big cup of STFU. 3) More Regis, TDBank. 4) Egglands Best Eggs? Seriously? They can afford a Super Bowl commercial? 5) Chevy Maliboo, blah. And it's time for the top 3... drumroll... 1) Acura NSX with Seinfeld and Leno. 2) Kia Mr. Sandman. 3) Fiat chick. Not the car, not the ad. Just the chick. Honorable mention: Twinkie Apocalypse, although I don't think they meant to sell Twinkies. Another weak year on the commercial front. At least the game was good. Till next year... checkin' out. Edit: I just saw another Geico "piggy goes weeeeee doing some extreme sport". Gimme some piano wire and I'll show you how bacon is made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 Not anymore... Maybe in a technical sense. Now she's just milfy instead of a planetary-level babe. I'd still crush it like grapes at a vineyard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 What exactly does go daddy sell? sex......which lures you to their website......where they sell domain name registration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 I'm happy to report we were able to fast forward through 80% of the commercials and didn't see one second of anything between the 2d and 3d quarters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Oh gee, I'm M.I.A. and I flipped the bird at halt time show. I'm like so cool and rad and stuff. Gawd, what a twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 [7:12 PM] 1) The latest Pixar money-pump, The Lorax from Dr Suess. 2) Volkswagen. Big fat dog, and a bizarre transition into the Star Wars Cantina. I don't even know what that's about. That's a Universal movie, nothing to do with Pixar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hater Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 The Fiat Ad with Catrinel Menghia was my favorite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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