JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 From the Bills Gameday Advisory Week 13 email: Metal Detector Screening to Begin this WeekendIn conjunction with NFL security best practices and to continue to improve the fan experience, the Buffalo Bills will begin implementing handheld metal detector screening in place of the limited pat-down procedure at select gate entry points beginning this weekend. The process will prove less strenuous for security screeners, less intrusive for fans, and will improve crowd management by increasing patron flow rate and ultimately eliminating gender-specific queue lines. More importantly, properly utilized handheld metal detectors will close the security gap in our current screening process and ensure a safe game day environment for all Bills fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbash Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Well so much for my plan to take my robot lover to her first Bills game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Well so much for my plan to take my robot lover to her first Bills game It's gonna be a real pain for Promo… and of course they institute this AFTER Nickelback played Thanksgiving in Detroit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T master Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 From the Bills Gameday Advisory Week 13 email: That's because of all those jack asses out in Cali they keep putting people in the hospital when they go to see games with there families for a fun day or night out but hey let's put another team out there & give them more reasons for the thugs to go beat up on tax paying citizens while they stand out front with scab tickets and go into the game late so they can finish smoking there blunts & drinking their 5th of jack so they can complete the change to jack ass !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Geez, I'd tape nickels all over my body. Freak a few security guards. out for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 oh great now everybody will know i have a solid tungsten carbide penis prosthesis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cincinnati Kid Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I guess I'll lock my keys in my car before the walk to the stadium... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffHead Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 so now I cant wear my lucky penis piercing to the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Money for metal detectors but not for a real scouting department Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Money for metal detectors but not for a real scouting department No, this is a league-wide mandate. It's not about the Bills messing up their priorities… at least not this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 (edited) Well so much for my plan to take my robot lover to her first Bills game I never knew you cared! But I don't put out unless there's dinner and drinks too. Seriously I think this is more about breer cans being snuck in more than terrorism. Better buy the plastic bottles. PTR Edited December 2, 2011 by PromoTheRobot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 That's because of all those jack asses out in Cali they keep putting people in the hospital when they go to see games with there families for a fun day or night out but hey let's put another team out there & give them more reasons for the thugs to go beat up on tax paying citizens while they stand out front with scab tickets and go into the game late so they can finish smoking there blunts & drinking their 5th of jack so they can complete the change to jack ass !!!! Didn't you know that a football game is no place to take your family? Its supposed to be a place where you can get wasted out of your mind, get into fights and take out aggression on otehrs because your team sucks. Then, the next day at work you can go in with your nose held high because your team won, or be embarrassed because your team lost I never knew you cared! But I don't put out unless there's dinner and drinks too. Seriously I think this is more about breer cans weapons being snuck in more than terrorism. Better buy the plastic bottles. PTR I don't know if theres enough actual metal in a beer can to set off a metal detector. I don't think a magnet even sticks to a can that well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbash Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I never knew you cared! But I don't put out unless there's dinner and drinks too. Seriously I think this is more about breer cans being snuck in more than terrorism. Better buy the plastic bottles. PTR It was going to be a surprise! Oh well, I'll get you liquored up and we can go from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Well so much for my plan to take my robot lover to her first Bills game Once you go blow-up doll you never go back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I don't know if theres enough actual metal in a beer can to set off a metal detector. I don't think a magnet even sticks to a can that well LOL. That's pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Time for the plastic flask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardFan Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Time for the plastic flask Those airline type 3 or 6 oz bottles work great. Just don't use for carbonated stuff or they leak. 50 cents at Walmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I guess they finally figured out that hump on my back was not natural. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 so now I cant wear my lucky penis piercing to the game? And neither will those with pierced nipples eiither. Those airline type 3 or 6 oz bottles work great. Just don't use for carbonated stuff or they leak. 50 cents at Walmart. Yep but watch some of them have metal caps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted December 2, 2011 Author Share Posted December 2, 2011 so now I cant wear my lucky penis piercing to the game? No, you can. Just be prepared to answer some interesting questions and/or display the piercing in question to the screener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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