Homey D. Clown Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Ripping off one liners and comments on lots of threads today!!! (family is in town and in the other room, so I am hiding in the computer room...lol) Thank you southwest, now everyone flies cheap!!! where's my scotch.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Fire bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Ripping off one liners and comments on lots of threads today!!! (family is in town and in the other room, so I am hiding in the computer room...lol) Thank you southwest, now everyone flies cheap!!! where's my scotch.... Sounds like you have a head start to the Thanksgiving Holiday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 That's no ladle...that's my knife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Wow..long time till Thursday..least my mother in law has the good sense to not come till Wednesday before Thanksgiving...and than go for lots of walks when she is here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Whew. I thought you meant literally on fire, and coming here for advice. (Which would have been either to blame a volunteer fireman, or tell you "Don't worry, it'll burn itself out eventually.") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benderbender Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Wow..long time till Thursday..least my mother in law has the good sense to not come till Wednesday before Thanksgiving...and than go for lots of walks when she is here Being a Bills fan either makes you resistant to pain, or a glutton for punishment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homey D. Clown Posted November 18, 2011 Author Share Posted November 18, 2011 Being a Bills fan either makes you resistant to pain, or a glutton for punishment I find that it does both actually.... I am numb from all the losing, humiliation, and past failures, which induces the constant onslaught of recurring failures and humiliation since i remain a Bills fan(Buffalo sports fan in general). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 I find that it does both actually.... I am numb from all the losing, humiliation, and past failures, which induces the constant onslaught of recurring failures and humiliation since i remain a Bills fan(Buffalo sports fan in general). With that post? You're getting colder. Com'on let me have it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Whew. I thought you meant literally on fire, and coming here for advice. (Which would have been either to blame a volunteer fireman, or tell you "Don't worry, it'll burn itself out eventually.") Spontaneous Combustion finally explained... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) Whew. I thought you meant literally on fire, and coming here for advice. (Which would have been either to blame a volunteer fireman, or tell you "Don't worry, it'll burn itself out eventually.") I did too. And here I was ready to extinguish the blaze with the beer I had for lunch. Edited November 19, 2011 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinVA Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Stop, drop and roll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 burn mother burn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Heheheheheh, Yeah Butthead Fire Fire, Pants on. Whoah sorry Fire's cool, but you're not So like, uhm. You're not on fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buff_bills4ever Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsll4Zsh89Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 youtube.com/watch?v=Qsll4Zsh89Q Dude, your him-er-oid problem is none of our business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buff_bills4ever Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Dude, your him-er-oid problem is none of our business You think your pretty smart don'cha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homey D. Clown Posted November 28, 2011 Author Share Posted November 28, 2011 (edited) Haha!! I had no idea how far out there this thread had gotten... But If I were on fire literally, thank you to the one gentleman who offered up his precious beer(heavenly nectar as we call it) to extinguish my burning carcass. Holiday is over, all relatives now out of my house, nobody was assaulted(verbally yes, physically, no) and I expect my Scotch induced 5 day state of inebriation should wear off by mid-day wednesday. Sans Bills game it was still nice not to be at work. Now if only I could have a mild stroke for christmas, spend a few days getting sponge baths from young sexy nurses, get a little shut-eye, then return home, say, on January 2nd, I'd be all set. Edited November 28, 2011 by McKinleys Curse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Now if only I could have a mild stroke for christmas, spend a few days getting sponge baths from young sexy nurses Look at this situation from the perspective of the afore mentioned young, sexy nurse ... Yep.. I had to give a sponge bath to another farting, drooling, dirty old man .... Hightlight of my day .... not ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 You just want a cookie don't you?!! Don't you?! COngrats though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Haha!! I had no idea how far out there this thread had gotten... But If I were on fire literally, thank you to the one gentleman who offered up his precious beer(heavenly nectar as we call it) to extinguish my burning carcass. Re-read my post. It was beer I already drank. So as it was leaving my body I figured I'd put it to good use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Christmas vacation at your house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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