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Bill Bellicheck's relaxation technique


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"The three-time Super Bowl champion coach also confirmed he reduced the anxiety caused by 93 yards in penalties by listening to his Sounds Of The Rwandan Genocide"

 

Thanks for the link! That was the most disturbing artice I've read from The Onion. Ya think there's much hate for bellicheat?

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It started out funny. If it ended here:

"The 59-year-old coach told reporters that completely immersing himself in bodily fluids transported him to a serene place where the Patriots defense has not allowed more yards than any other team in the NFL this season <HOPEFUL SEZ: PERIOD. END OF ARTICLE>

 

It would have stayed funny. The remaining 8 paragraphs were just over-the-top for me:thumbdown: and Devin McCourty is the least of the Patriots worries on D (IMO).

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I like the Onion and I dislike Belichick, but this is way too much.

 

Then you know that there's no such thing as "too much" in the eyes of The Onion.

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-matter-how-much-you-protect-your-kids-sooner-or,26255/

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