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Jets miss the playoffs

 

Redskins don't finish in the basement of the nfc east the giants do (no secondary)

 

Landry jones has a better year than andrew luck but luck still goes #1

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Even though it's highly improbable, but not impossible...20-0!!

 

PTR

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How? (Ya can't be a 16-0 wild card, so what am I missing?)

 

(Edit: OK, my bad - I guess, if there were 2 other undefeated AFC Division winners, we actually could be drawn into a wild-card game and go 20 and 0 baby!!!! B-) )

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1) Bills lead the league in sacks and rushing yards allowed

2) Bills secondary ends the year towards the bottom

3) Bills defense ends up ranked in the top 10

4) Bills shock everyone and make the playoff's at 10-6

5) Spiller breaks out of his shell and leads the team in rushing

6) Chandler proves a valuable target for FitZ

7) Fitz is signed to a long term contract and we don't draft a QB early

8) George Edwards is let go and Stach takes over defense

9) Our O Line proves they can do it as Fitz is sacked only 15 times

10) Last but not least Easly prves to be the #2 receiver and has a break out season

 

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Devin Hester checks into a mental hospital with depression caused by not enough kick off returns.

 

Bills are winning at the half against NE only to have the refs call 6 personal fouls against the Bills in the second to half to give NE the win. One of the fouls was on Fitz for unsnapping his chin strap and letting his beard show.

 

NE goes 2 and 14 the only wins are against the Bills.

 

Bills go 10-6 lose every game against the AFCE.

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2011 In Review. . .

 

 

Detroit's Defense becomes a top 3 defense and leads them into the playoffs

 

The Houston Texans make it to the AFC title game

 

Offensive Rookie of the Year is Rams tight end Lance Kendricks

 

Stevie Johnson is Top 5 NFL in both yards and touchdowns.

 

Tebow runs over Kelsay at the 1 yard line on Christmas Eve to keep us out of the playoffs

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The Bills will be 2 minutes from clinching a playoff spot when Cthulu rises from Lake

Erie and swallows Ralph Wilson Stadium whole.

 

The Jets miss the playoffs

 

The Bills will WIN the first game against the Patriots and this board will explode

 

Kelsay sacks Tom Brady, breaking Brady's leg, in the process his shoe flies off striking Belicheat in the mouth knocking out his two front teeth. Kelsay becomes the most loved player on the board.

 

Houston vs. Greenbay in the superbowl

49ers go 1-15 and draft Dolphins instead of Andrew Luck, causing riots in San Francisco.

 

Jasper makes the HOF, this year. . . Somehow?

 

Matt Schaub throws 35+ TDs

 

Peyton Manning misses not 1, but two games. Brett Favre cameo

 

The Seahawks go from a playoff team to a 0 or 1 win team, and Carroll is fired the day after the season ends. Calls USC asking for Job back.

 

Devin Hester checks into a mental hospital with depression caused by not enough kickoff returns. . .

 

NE goes 2 and 14 the only wins are against the Bills, after tom Brady and Belicheat are both disposed of by Kelsay.

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David Nelson is 2nd on the Bills in receptions (Stevie's first).

 

Scott Chandler is 3rd on receptions, and the Bills are #1 in the NFL in Thrown At/Caught percentage.

 

Bills' D-Line (Dareus, Carrington, Johnson, Williams, Troup, Heard, Edwards) combine for 50 sacks or more.

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1. I will drink a lot of beer

2. Steve Johnson will drop more passes than last year

3. Michael Jasper will balloon to 800 pounds and his mere presence on the sidelines will distort the time-space continuum to a point where Tom Brady performs like a little girl. Bills win 74-3.

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Needing a win in week 17 to make the playoffs, Fitz has the ball ripped from his hands and returned for TD and Lindell misses a 29-yard field goal to seal the loss. Sorry, still have flashbacks to that Steelers game.

 

Brad Smith throws a TD pass, rushes for a TD and catches a TD pass in the same game - twice.

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1. I will drink a lot of beer

2. Steve Johnson will drop more passes than last year

3. Michael Jasper will balloon to 800 pounds and his mere presence on the sidelines will distort the time-space continuum to a point where Tom Brady performs like a little girl. Bills win 74-3.

 

And the winner is JCBoston's number 3. It could happen.

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