ieatcrayonz Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Discuss.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegm Alley Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Lying face down in random, sometimes public places, is good natured wholesome fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Plank them!! freakin idiots!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 20, 2011 Author Share Posted May 20, 2011 Lying face down in random, sometimes public places, is good natured wholesome fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 In the realm of Fast Food, Long John Silvers chicken planks are pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Planking: Further proof that Darwin was right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Really? I love the seriousness of the reporter.......the first planking death........as though morons killing themselves by doing stupid things is somehow new or different because they read about it on the internets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Another planking idiot. http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/nsw-man-in-coma-in-a-newcastle-hospital-after-planking-accident/story-e6frg6nf-1226058658459 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 it matters not, we are all doomed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 it matters not, we are all doomed situation has left you without words.... at least that can be read by old men with bifocals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Welp, with modern medicine and modern warfare saving lives, we need to weed them out somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I thought this was another gitmo thing we were going to have to apologize for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I was thinking about making a documentary called "Stupid Crap White People Do". There won't be a shortage of material to use, that's for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barack Obama Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I thought this was another gitmo thing we were going to have to apologize for. You mean it isn't? I guess that's a relief. We can cancel the press conference and free up some time on the links. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Welp, with modern medicine and modern warfare saving lives, we need to weed them out somehow. the best part is that when they live through it, the modern medicine saves them...and they go on...just like the prohpecy of the life as expressed in Idiocracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I was thinking about making a documentary called "Stupid Crap White People Do". There won't be a shortage of material to use, that's for sure! You can start your research here..... http://www.youtube.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I assume this has something to do with salmon on a grill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderweb Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 You can start your research here..... youtube.com/ Jack, surely there must be just a touch of sentimentality left in your old soul..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 22, 2011 Author Share Posted May 22, 2011 I was thinking about making a documentary called "Stupid Crap White People Do". There won't be a shortage of material to use, that's for sure! Sounds like a good idea but I'm not sure you want to make it racially motivated. It will work great if you're only mocking white people but if you have to expand to other groups, some will be more sensitive. Granted white people could keep you busy for a while but most shows tend to lose their edge unless they mix things up. You could go with Mormon suicide bombers as chapter two but that is controversial because the Mormons always have excuses why blowing themselves up is actually smart. This would also lose the comedy aspect. Mormons are also a religion, not a race. No good. Canadians are mostly white and you would run out of film or digital media to store everything on. Plus they are not technically a race. Belgiums? Forget I said that. I suppose you could go for black people but it would be tricky. A lot of times they do the same stupid stuff as white people. When you make it specific and say that skin color causes actions you get into a slippery sloop. But I guess you already did it with white people so who cares? Drunk Irish people might work for an episode but again, white. Chinese people that do stupid stuff like speaking up or standing in front of tanks? Stupid, but not really comedy. How about basing it on age instead of race? Babies are always good for a laugh when they spit out their food and although I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone, let's face it they tend to crescendo in doing stupid things in life's latter stages. You could have a show just about old people driving to the grocery store. Anyway, good luck with your project. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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