A tisker a Tasker Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 The Fire Hydrant. For a few years now I have been calling him The Fire Hydrant. ...not because dogs urinate on him, but well, just look at him - he's heavy, made of metal and has short arms. I'm not sure where I got it from - I did not make it up, but I clearly remember calling him that during the ill-fated Dallas Monday Night Football game. It could be that one of the announcers made a remark to that effect. Either way - just look at him ...and think about it; if someone clobbered you with a fire hydrant at you wouldn't be feeling so good afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedjspiller Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 one eyed williams. the goonies reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VirginiaMike Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I'm in with K-Dub -- simple, easy to spit out and cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mob16151 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 OP's heard the suggestions. Now he needs to slap a poll on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4BillsintheBurgh Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 You can't block K-Will, you can't even contain him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdub Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I dunno if I'm on board with all this k-Dub talk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I hate the Bills ! Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Kyle " The Nose" Williams Referring to his position not his actual nose ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookiemonster Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Come on, the guy does look like your neighborhood butcher. You know,the one who eats every other piece as it comes of the slicer, and licks his fingers in between. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannon Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Went to LSU(aka the bayou bengals) in Baton Rouge. From Liousiana too, how about "The Bayou Bully!" http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EJ89aH0lQLQ/TFu_87m6ZpI/AAAAAAAAAcc/LpAg6Dxyu0Y/s1600/WHITE_BUFFALO.jpg&imgrefurl=http://hhmsssword.blogspot.com/&usg=__bKPnysrtXflcuC9sP4gmmlcdXg8=&h=506&w=480&sz=48&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=PpJtvePpuOEJJM:&tbnh=158&tbnw=162&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwhite%2Bbuffalo%2Bpic%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D615%26tbs%3Disch:1%26prmd%3Div&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=379&vpy=77&dur=222&hovh=231&hovw=219&tx=92&ty=142&ei=yJn4TM3PLIH-8AasqtiYAw&oei=npn4TKT_NcTflgexk_jtBg&esq=18&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaPolian8693 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 (edited) How about: Kyle 'Tugboat' Williams Edited December 3, 2010 by NaPolian8693 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodat Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 (edited) The way he was smashing into and off O-linemen I would say he's a pinball wizard. or the human pinball. Edited December 3, 2010 by whodat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bocceclubpizza Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 How about Rockpile Williams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle flap Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 i dint take the time to read all the replies but i'm going to second k-dub and toss in k-will if no one else has already. odds are, his teammates already have a nickname for him. i doubt he goes by "kyle" in the locker room. if someone already mentioned that, my apologies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 K-Will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1B4IDie Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 (edited) Went to LSU(aka the bayou bengals) in Baton Rouge. From Liousiana too, how about "The Bayou Bully!" http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EJ89aH0lQLQ/TFu_87m6ZpI/AAAAAAAAAcc/LpAg6Dxyu0Y/s1600/WHITE_BUFFALO.jpg&imgrefurl=http://hhmsssword.blogspot.com/&usg=__bKPnysrtXflcuC9sP4gmmlcdXg8=&h=506&w=480&sz=48&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=PpJtvePpuOEJJM:&tbnh=158&tbnw=162&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwhite%2Bbuffalo%2Bpic%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D615%26tbs%3Disch:1%26prmd%3Div&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=379&vpy=77&dur=222&hovh=231&hovw=219&tx=92&ty=142&ei=yJn4TM3PLIH-8AasqtiYAw&oei=npn4TKT_NcTflgexk_jtBg&esq=18&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0 Bayou Billy. Cause you know Bill is short for William and he is from the Bayou region of the country. I guaron'tee that is the winner. Kyle the One Man Pile is second. K-Will and K-Dub are too generic, there are probably 100s of people that go by those two monikers. How about Rockpile Williams You're on to something with Rockpile Kyle, except we would need to move back to Jefferson & Best for that to win, but I still like it. Edited December 3, 2010 by Why So Serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Billy Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 I dunno if I'm on board with all this k-Dub talk... It's settled, K-Dub it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Just call him the "One Man Defense". It could be the name of the system he plays in as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dayman Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 A few of these had me rolling. I still think he reminds me of a great white though...the way he plays. GREAT WHITE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffery Lester Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Did you all see Cheesburger after that hit by Williams. Squirming on the field . Kyle the "House of Pain" Willaims. He has certanly dished out his share this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickelCity Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 (edited) I thought tugboat was pretty good. All of the suggestions make for an interesting thread I'm very surprised K-Dub is actually supported by a few people. It sounds like a kid named Kevin wants to make a hip-hop song, to me anyway. However, it's possible I could be missing the point. Is there some meaning behind "Dub?" Or is it just some random syllable added after the first letter of his first name? Edited December 3, 2010 by NickelCity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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