Guest BADOL Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Peanutbutter and a comb...really. 126483[/snapback] Apply a piece of ice to hickey. This often works by itself and is cheaper that peanut butter. A hickey is the stain of red blood cells sucked to the surface of the skin, peanut butter is supposed to draw it out and the comb is used to scrape out the residue. I've never had a hickey, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 I'll take: "Things BF's Parents Would Say" for $200 please, Alex. 126462[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenchBledsoe Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Ok, all kidding aside, hahaha, i have about 6 deep purple welts up and down the side of my neck, and no i cant hide these either...damn girl went nuts yesterday, and wouldnt stop(note, i am not complaining), and now i look like i have been in a fight...the best way to describe it would be to say that it looks as if half a dozen golf balls were shot out of a gun and hit me in the side of the neck...so anyone got any ideas of how to get rid of them...i mean seriously, i cant go into work on monday looking like this, its really bad...and yes if anyone really wants to see, i can take a digicam pic so you all can laugh at me...i honestly cant make up any excuse, like i got hit or choked, cuz there aer 6 damn big deep purple spots...somebody help!!!!! i do take consolation tho in the fact that she looks like she got hit with a baseball bat across the neck tho, so we both look retarded... 126387[/snapback] Dude, just tell everybody else at the trailer park that it's none of their damn beeswax. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 I'll take: "Things BF's Parents Would Say" for $200 please, Alex. 126462[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Have her hickey the rest of your face and say its a rash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted November 22, 2004 Author Share Posted November 22, 2004 ok, anyone not on the board this weekend have any ideas...its monday morning at work, and its still there, 6 nice big welts...thankfully no one else is in work yet, but its only a matter of time...and i found out with the roomie last nite that the "i got into a fight at the FSU-UF game" doesnt work...the pattern of the welts dont support that theory... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 ok, anyone not on the board this weekend have any ideas...its monday morning at work, and its still there, 6 nice big welts...thankfully no one else is in work yet, but its only a matter of time...and i found out with the roomie last nite that the "i got into a fight at the FSU-UF game" doesnt work...the pattern of the welts dont support that theory... 128421[/snapback] You have sick time you could take? CW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 You think you have it bad, how is your Mom going to explain the marks on her neck to your Dad? 126480[/snapback] That's just plain wrong. Extremely funny but still wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 Turtleneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 Just dont let your 10th grade teacher see them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 I'll take: "Things BF's Parents Would Say" for $200 please, Alex. 126462[/snapback] Once in a blue moon something posted here will literally have me laughing out loud. That was one of them. Great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 neck warmer soak in goose greese when anyone ask , tell them you have a stif neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeRay Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 the purple on the neck is just the first symptom... check your genitals in the next few days... warts, pain, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 When I saw Hickey, the first thought was haggered 38 (but looks like 58) year old waitress at an all night truck stop with nicotine stained lips and a big love bite on the neck, visited by her equally haggered boyfriend who rides up on his bicycle on a 28 degree night because he lost his drivers license after his 3rd DWI. I bet that's what people at work will think when they see your "prize" as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 ok, anyone not on the board this weekend have any ideas...its monday morning at work, and its still there, 6 nice big welts...thankfully no one else is in work yet, but its only a matter of time...and i found out with the roomie last nite that the "i got into a fight at the FSU-UF game" doesnt work...the pattern of the welts dont support that theory... 128421[/snapback] Come on, how tough is it to figure out that you can wear a turtle neck to avoid the embarrassing stares. I think this was just a LAMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 the light shines bright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 Tell Granny to not have a flashback when giving you the goodbye kiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 Ok, all kidding aside, hahaha, i have about 6 deep purple welts up and down the side of my neck, and no i cant hide these either...damn girl went nuts yesterday, and wouldnt stop(note, i am not complaining), and now i look like i have been in a fight...the best way to describe it would be to say that it looks as if half a dozen golf balls were shot out of a gun and hit me in the side of the neck...so anyone got any ideas of how to get rid of them...i mean seriously, i cant go into work on monday looking like this, its really bad...and yes if anyone really wants to see, i can take a digicam pic so you all can laugh at me...i honestly cant make up any excuse, like i got hit or choked, cuz there aer 6 damn big deep purple spots...somebody help!!!!! i do take consolation tho in the fact that she looks like she got hit with a baseball bat across the neck tho, so we both look retarded... 126387[/snapback] Magnetic therapy will get rid of bruises fast. Google for soft flexible magnets you can use on your skin. It will help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 what, are you still in middle school? hickeys? didn't they go out with bell bottoms? comb them out, it works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 I don't blame you for wanting to get rid of that love scar. People are bound to look at you like a pedophile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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