1. Tell Marv Levy to have a curfew on the Bills players for Superbowl XXV and to take the game very seriously. Also, go with a run heavy game as Belichek is expecting the Bills to pass most of the game.
2. Tell Marv to shut up his D-line coach before Superbowl XXVI so he doesn't insult the Hogs and those guys don't play with a big chip in their shoulders.
3. Tell Thurman to hold onto his helmet because someone from Harry Conick Jr's musical group will move his helmet and he won't be able to find it for a while.
4. Have Marv give Frank Reich as many reps with the offense as Jim Kelly for Superbowl XXVII.
5. Tell Jim Kelly not to use any shovel passes in Superbowl XXVIII.
6. Tell Jim Kelly and Thurman Thomas to watch their handoffs in the beginning of the second half of Superbowl XXVIII.
7. Tell Ralph not to fire Bill Polian.
8. Tell the Bills not to draft Todd Collins.
9. Tell the Bills not to trade for Rob Johnson.
10. Draft Tom Brady in the 5th round of the 2000 draft.
11. Draft Wes Welker.
12. Draft Rob Gronkowski.
13. Don't draft Willis McGahee, Mike Williams, Aaron Maybin, Eric Flowers, JP Losman, Trent Edwards, John McCargo, Torrell Troup.