Just Jack

in their running events. All other sports are okay. http://www.bostonglobe.com/lifestyle/style/2016/04/08/cheating-earns-blogger-lifetime-boston-marathon-ban/LyxNdWHbsbNttJ89VRGOiP/story.html

And now the magazine is for sale.... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/playboy-magazine-sale_us_56f4a81ce4b0143a9b47ddbd

it's perfectly safe they said.... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/shocking-moment-plane-grazes-tourists-7719637

taking his secret submarine to his secret base.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3528094/Incredible-moment-group-divers-surprised-submarine-glided-past-searched-shipwreck.html

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-35981212

If you have lobstah in it, they'll like it.

Been there, done that. Worst two weeks of my life.

Dammit, I was just in Houston last week, I would have gone to the children's museum just to meet her in person.

Can't get the Sears catalog anymore?

"Smaller than my..."

Sir Barksalot ****head

I heard they were using Nixon's old tape recorder.

If it's not Friday, are you still in love?

Beheading

One time a coworker and I were flying into Detroit from Syracuse on Delta. We were the only ones not continuing on another flight.

Don't forget to have a ventilation shaft that is only locked with a cheap padlock so the good guys (or Beerball) can get in easily. Back on phones, just a couple weeks ago HR where I worked had to send out a company wide email reminding people that it's great to always be working, but having a conversation on your phone in the bathroom is really not appropriate.

Maybe if they brought back intermission....

http://www.rd.com/health/wellness/apple-cider-vinegar-benefits/

No, I already know about the birds (and the bees), I want to know how the car got up there.

How the..... what the..... Someone needs to find the explanation for this.

The local minor league baseball team used to have a promotion where a batter on the visiting team was selected as the Taco Bell hitter of the game. If that batter was struck out any time he was at bat, all people with a ticket stub could get a free taco from Taco Bell. One game I was at, every time the batter would come up, from the upper deck you'd hear very loudly, "Taco! I want my free Taco!" By the end of the game, he had several people saying it along with him. And that is what I thought of seeing the thread title.

Camping out is against the rules. And the trick is to get into the lot before Hammers workers show up.

At first, it was a challenge to keep the crown. But I've actually tried the last few years to let someone else win, by showing up later and later. This year, was the first year since 2001 that someone beat me there.

Back in January they had 1000-1 odds to win it all.... http://www.syracuse.com/axeman/index.ssf/2016/03/syracuse_winning_the_national_title_could_net_one_lucky_bettor_100000.html