Just Jack

I heard they were using Nixon's old tape recorder.

If it's not Friday, are you still in love?

Beheading

One time a coworker and I were flying into Detroit from Syracuse on Delta. We were the only ones not continuing on another flight.

Don't forget to have a ventilation shaft that is only locked with a cheap padlock so the good guys (or Beerball) can get in easily. Back on phones, just a couple weeks ago HR where I worked had to send out a company wide email reminding people that it's great to always be working, but having a conversation on your phone in the bathroom is really not appropriate.

Maybe if they brought back intermission....

http://www.rd.com/health/wellness/apple-cider-vinegar-benefits/

No, I already know about the birds (and the bees), I want to know how the car got up there.

How the..... what the..... Someone needs to find the explanation for this.

The local minor league baseball team used to have a promotion where a batter on the visiting team was selected as the Taco Bell hitter of the game. If that batter was struck out any time he was at bat, all people with a ticket stub could get a free taco from Taco Bell. One game I was at, every time the batter would come up, from the upper deck you'd hear very loudly, "Taco! I want my free Taco!" By the end of the game, he had several people saying it along with him. And that is what I thought of seeing the thread title.

Camping out is against the rules. And the trick is to get into the lot before Hammers workers show up.

At first, it was a challenge to keep the crown. But I've actually tried the last few years to let someone else win, by showing up later and later. This year, was the first year since 2001 that someone beat me there.

Back in January they had 1000-1 odds to win it all.... http://www.syracuse.com/axeman/index.ssf/2016/03/syracuse_winning_the_national_title_could_net_one_lucky_bettor_100000.html

I'm not that old.

The king who declined the title, which is how you will forever be known.

14 year old getting a 17 year old to go on a date? And all it took was mowing some lawns? http://www.modbee.com/news/article67633782.html

Some bleeped swearing, but generally safe for work. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJj-RE1t864

Couldn't find it, but there is this one, 3 hours left to order.... https://www.fanprint.com/products/syracuse-orange-may-live-in-north-carolina-but-orange-forever?s=4&utm_source=google%20shopping&utm_medium=clicks&utm_campaign=9609791429&gclid=Cj0KEQjwid63BRCswIGqyOubtrUBEiQAvTol0R1ZHay96CtpwtCzY-WJ6jWN50hgmQqNG46GtM_SLGcaAvSu8P8HAQ

Only because I stopped for breakfast.

https://t.co/vVlhvOHZBR

Just remember, it's not smog, it's fog that never goes away. And that cooling tower you see in the distance is not a nuclear power plant.

In my dream Chef Jim had a daughter of legal age, going to college studying to be a meteorologist. He brought her to one of the home opener tailgates, and she got along great with everyone, while he was basically ignored. Plus she wasn't afraid to ask for advise on anything. After the tailgate was over she told him she'd like to come back every year.

The one in Virginia is pronounced correctly. In NY, we pronounce it Pull-as-sky

At least it's not this.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y0AUBfBmic

But it's not a 12 pack of Bud each night, like someone I used to work with. So you have that going for you.